I understand the ethical concern for a company like P*rnHub buying Tumblr and then effectively owning your intellectual property, but like many other things, I think we’re passively supporting evil in a lot more insidious ways, and I’m not sure mass-migrating to a platform like Twitter is necessarily a more “moral” decision.

So many people posturing about the value of hard work and intelligence for students from disadvantaged backgrounds, but like, what if we didn’t all have to be geniuses to get a shot at life

I love the way people fill out study guides because they always phrase things in a way no human being would ever speak

Gays being like “omgggggg I can’t believe this person on Grindr asked me my sexual preferences when I’ve sent them nudes and continue to use an app solely designed for casual sex like I’ve NEVER been so offended” and then writing three thinkpieces for Mic it’s like enough like we get it like just post your screenshot and go my good Judys

I used to make fun of Birkenstocks but then I got my own pair and now I’m the bitch who finds every excuse to wear them

Why did this guy in grey sweatpants waiting at the crosswalk tug on his entire penis while he was about three inches away from me