Izzy's trashbin

i bring a sort of “everyone should have pain killers” vibe to healthcare convos that the “we hate addicts” average citizen doesnt like

having one lock of white hair is such a classic character design like hell yeah now THATS a character

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

some of the music i listen to is straight up bad

this sucks im going to kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) the president of the United States. (end statement)

I'm a fighter, not a lover. I don't pull bitches and I don't pull punches either.

new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better

this is a common law btw. you can check it out by looking up 'rule 34'

does getting cursed by a witch show up in drug tests