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I SPENT 3 FUCKING GAMES TRYING TO GET WITH  TALI AND I FIND HER MAKING OUT WITH MY BEST FRIEND GARRUS? LITERALLY ALL OF MY MAD

Name: ZACK Nickname: THE DOMINATING PHOENIX Birthday: IDK Gender: MEN Sexuality: STRAIGHT AS THE ARROW Height: AVERAGE Time Zone: CLOCK What time and date is it there: 808 Average hours of sleep I get each night:  ENOUGH The last thing I Googled was: HOW TO PLEASURE A WOMEN My most used phrase(s): BEST (X) IN THE WORLD First words that comes to mind: PAQUITO What I last said to a family member: THANK YOU FOR THE NACHOS One place that makes me happy & why: MY CHAIR BECAUSE I GET TO SIT AND EAT How many blankets I sleep under: 1 IN SUMMER 2 IN WINTER Favorite beverage(s): POP, MILK The last movie I watched in the cinema: CINEMA? G.I JOE Three things I can’t live without: VIDEOGAMES, MY DICK, MY GF Something I plan on learning: HOW TO TURN OFF CAPSLOCK A piece of advice for all my followers: CHILL OUT FOR ONCE You all have to listen to this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M