did i shatter you?

i want us to preserve this moment, right now. where we are. what we are doing. i want you to know the answer to the question 'what were you doing when you found out henry kissinger died?'

anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy

keep cutting holes in myself but no one seems to want to fuck me through it

buddy

They should invent a career path that isn't soooooooo scary

do you have a crush on me? have you had a crush on me? will you have a crush on me? when will you have a crush on me?

First rule of reincarnation is to have insane sex with the guy who killed you last time

parallel but never converging relationship of the esophagus and trachea never fails to astound me philosophically speaking