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#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

cackled and kicked my feet at “crossterfuck” oh my god

everyone stop reblogging the chains that don’t include the trans flag challenge

are you an “arrr” pirate or a “yo ho ho” pirate

I’m an “I’m not paying $600 for Photoshop” pirate

oh this one is good

but if someone from our gen z population doesnt open a square-themed food restaurant chain called dinecraft then whats the point

op do you take constructive criticism

only in villager noises

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails

y’know…. conversations about world war ii would be a lot more bearable and constructive if white men found that period rightly horrific rather than pornographic 

you’re not fucking odysseus, go to therapy

this is like. all media 

why is Donald Glover just chilling there he’s not even in his Lando costume does Disney own Childish Gambino

this SUCKS

when did disney buy the st. louis cardinals

monky

i absolutely live for tight hugs i hate that feather-touch barely brushing side hug i want you to break my fucking spine or else u dont love me

change your url op