SO MUCH WORSE

The feeling of getting to uni exactly at opening time vs 10 mins later is excruciatingly different

My hobbies include asking for help extremely apologetically

Uni and such got me longing for an assistant

Baby’s first war crime

I fly down the stairs when I get the phone call my poke is here in such a way that without fail I loose my slipper every time

The grip with which nautical stars held a significant portion of the internet captive a few years back should be studied

My relationship with my newly acquired jasmine plant thus far has had an uncanny resemblance to the plot of the 2008 hit song Hot and Cold by katy Perry

POV you just finish handling leak-in-the-wall gate and suddenly mold-in-the-basement gate and moths-in-the-closet gate drop.

Depending on your character, clothes on the bed are either witness to your tardiness or a testament to your organisation.

All apartments know is have structural issue and inflict suffering

Too many performative skin peelers on this website. When I come out the shower I look like I encountered 2-3 sizeable werewolves