โกด gym teacher!sukuna has an embarrassingly known crush on school nurse!reader
lowkey wanna turn this into a full oneshot
if he heard one more twelve year oldโs squeaky voice whispering to one another, saying heโs โgot a crush on the school nurseโ he swears heโs gonna write up the whole grade.
god, itโs even worse when one of the eighth grade girls come up to him when heโs on lunch duty.
โmr., mr. ! did you know the nurse mentioned she likes tall guys when i went into her room for a tylenol !โ
โwhat does that have to do with me ?โ he grumbles, scrunching his face while the girl and her friend stare up at him.
โwell everyone knows you like like herโโ
he swears the whole lunchroom conveniently goes quiet when he yells that as the girls squirm away back to their tables and start whispering around gossip.
and even worse than the girls that draw hearts around you and sukunaโs staff photos next to eachother in the main office, heโs got gojo. gojo, who ships you two and nags him like worse-than a middle school girl. gojo, who shoves you two together for any school event.
โwhat game do you have planned for tomorrow?โ you ask, leaning over to whisper to sukuna as eighth grade awards are called for each subject, timing claps inbetween your words while names are called. you smirk, โhow many kids am i gonna have sent my way next time?โ
โjust dodgeball.โ he leans down to whisper flatly against your ear, still staring down a kid giggling in the seating rows of the auditorium and effectively getting him to stop with his gaze.
โyour version of dodgeball is basically to the death, i might have to have paramedics in my room on standby.โ you joke, turning to smile at him so sweetly. in his mind, this counts as him making you laugh and therefore counts as a win.
he chuckles lightly, just a quick huff of his chest, but essentially the hardest he can laugh if heโs not looking at a kid getting tackled in class. โthese kids will toughen up eventually, i am just teaching them to do it early.โ
โwere you a weak kid that needed to toughen up? i can really only picture you as a big scary dude.โ
โi was actually a severely malnourished child due to my mothers impoverished state during her pregnancy.โ he says, truly not realizing how solemn he sounds in his voice even as he means it as a light hearted jest.
you blink at him, face contorted in confusion and awkwardness. he wants to hit himself.
the only thing that saves him from not saying anything stupid again is the end of the assembly, marked by gojo yelling into a megaphone and for kids to round up by homeroom.
the following week heโs still embarrassed to even look you in the eyes. heโs mulling over how stupid he mustโve looked infront of you while sifting through the equipment closet.
he hears steps echo throughout the currently empty gym before he yells out.
โgojo iโm not covering your lunch break, fuck offโโ he turns around to not see the usual suspect he finds during his free period. instead, he sees you, leaning against the door in scrubs and white coat clinging to your body. he stills in his motion.
you speak before he can (if he can speak at all in his embarrassed state).
โi understand the confusion, he bothers me all the time too.โ you dismiss, smiling at him with your glossed lips he probably thinks about hourly. waitwaitwait, gojo talks to you all the time ? heโs going to kill that lanky fuck. โjust wanted to drop these off for yuri in your next period.โ you jostle around a pill bottle in your hand, โshe can get fainty on gym days so give these to her just in case to help prevent that.โ he knows itโs your job and all, but your concern is honestly kinda cute.
โuhh yeah iโll be sure to.โ he nods, right as you drop the bottle on top of a stack of rubber cones by the door before you walk out. and he would just like it to be known he definitely didnโt stare at your ass as you left.
and he typically makes it easier for himself to deny how down bad he is to you, but now, after you spent a week of saved up sick days out last week, heโs kind of craving your voice. so who can blame him when he calls his 6th grade nephew into his office while heโs supposed to be at lunch.
โlook, kid. iโm going to need you to do something, and iโm gonna need you to not be annoying about it, kay?โ
yuji furrows his brows, fiddling with the strings of his hoodie.
โyou,โ he gestures to his nephew, โare going to act like you collapsed and let me bring you up to the school nurse. you are then going to be quiet when i talk to her.โ
โis it cause you have a crush on herโโ
sukuna tenses before cutting him off.
โdo a good job acting and i will consider buying you that human earthworm blu-ray. do you hear me, brat?โ
yujiโs eyes light up at the mention of the dvd.
โis this impression good enough then?โ yuji leans and clutches at his side in fake fatigue while moaning dramatically for help, then immediately straightens up with a smile like heโs waiting for a rating. sukuna shakes his head and genuinely wonders how heโs related to thisโin sukunaโs wordsโ pea brained doofus.
he dials your number on his offices phone, sitting tense in his chair while he shhโs yuji. yuji nods and salutes as sukuna continues to roll his eyes.
yuji couldโve sworn he saw him smile when you pick up. he continues to watch sukuna fiddle with the curled wire of the phone as he explains yujiโs apparently dire situation. he can just barely hear the muffled sound of you saying โjust bring him up and iโll check him out.โ over the speaker of the phone before sukuna hangs up and fixes his hair.
sukuna walks out the door and desperately tries to ignore yujiโs terrible post fainting impression behind him as his nephew follows his step to your room.
just before they step into your room he whispers to yuji as he leans over.
โif you can bring up me being single iโll take you out for ice cream, brat.โ
ignore typos i was too lazy to fix any