hey i love you

When i asked to be fucked i did not mean by life

tiny cats in tiny hats

When someone asks you where you see yourself in 5 years and you’re like buddy .. im just trying to make it to Friday

Way too many parents need to learn the difference between “a child being disrespectful” and “a human person expressing an opinion that differs from theirs”

if you kiss my neck you might as well just take all my clothes off too

IM CRYING OMFG

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

women should all collectively throw a vase at a wall

good morning everyone my pig stole a box of top ramen out of the pantry, ate 11 bags, then laid in the noodley carnage how are you all doing

He looks like a fleshlight

It would have cost you $0.00 to not say that and yet you did.

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

Adulthood is understanding why Shrek just wanted to be left alone.