Catastrophic Success

Honestly, pretty homophobic that I had to get in bed without being wrapped in the arms of a beautiful woman

please teach kids that its not normal to be in pain all of the time, we also need to start taking kids seriously when they talk about pain or difficulty physically, kids and teens can absolutely have chronic pain, medical conditions and disability that you cannot see. a kid isnt going to lie to you about being in pain 24/7 repeatedly.

u cant trust people who step on flowers

not girl summer. i don't exist

Thank god for titties and pasta

My ultimate goal in life is to be the cool lesbian aunt with her cool gay wife

“wow, janice! i sure do love the Rodent Dome!”

what the fuck are those

Those are children