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As a public service announcement, someone scraped every single text file on GameFAQS in March 2020 for archival purposes, and you can find it on archive.org with the title "Gamespot TXT GameFAQs - Full Archive." You can download the whole thing (it's about 2 gigs) if you want to spite Wikia's attempts to make themselves the gatekeepers of all fan knowledge.

thefloatingstone

Here's the link

More info here:https://web.archive.org/web/20200707075947/https://www.reddit.com/r/DataHoarder/comments/ftsdbs/gamespot_txt_gamefaqs_full_ar

georgsyard

Game guides without ASCII art aren't worth your time, trust me

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goryhorroor

masterpost of horror lists

here are all my horror lists in one place to make it easier to find! enjoy!

sub-genres

analog horror

animated horror

anthology horror

aquatic horror

apocalyptic horror

backwoods horror

campy horror

children’s horror

comedy horror

coming-of-age horror

corporate/work place horror

daylight horror

death games

domestic horror

ecological horror

erotic horror

experimental horror

folk horror

found footage horror

giallo horror

gothic horror

historical horror

holiday horror

home invasion horror

house horror

indie horror

isolation horror

japanese horror

korean horror

lgbtqia+ horror

lovecraftian/cosmic horror

medical horror

meta horror

monster horror

musical horror

mythological horror

neo-monster horror

new french extremity horror

paranormal horror

psychedelic horror

psychological horror

religious horror

revenge horror

romantic horror

science fiction horror

slasher

southern gothic horror

splatter/body horror

survival horror

techno-horror

vampire horror

virus horror

werewolf horror

western horror

witch horror

zombie horror

decades

silent era

30s horror

40s horror

50s horror

60s horror

70s horror

80s horror

90s horror

2000s horror

2010s horror

2020s horror

settings

summer camp horror

other lists

horror literature to movies

video nasties

female directed horror

my 111 favorite horror movies

gmbencompetence

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

jupiterjunebug

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

gmbencompetence

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

thisisdefinitelyacreativename

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

gmbencompetence

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

turtle-powered

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

gmbencompetence

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

analienorsutin

Rare blue watermelon

sickofimmortality

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

akiraita

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

unicornfan

soap makes water molecules smaller

elphabaoftheopera

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

brucebocchi

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

adataraxia

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

softurl

sasukehateblog

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

painisthecleanser

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

stankyleg-deactivated2918973

The two way mirror

rinlockhart

“listen here, cumslut.”

tenaflyviper

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

nyokoko

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

passion-of-l0vers

all the links on this post are broken and some arent given so heres a compilation of links for the stupidest things tumblr has believed (i tried to find the og post for most of these but some of them are posts/articles about said posts)

infinite chocolate hack

berensta/ein bears (mandela effect)

mri scan walking dead gif

train gif brain thinks you died

tubby custard machine

horse dildo

moonmelon (and variations)

alexandria’s genisis

bird chocolate fountain og post

soap shrinks water molecules

we are killing the earth

ham on dog

tequila isnt a depressant

earth is lumpy

joker without makeup

voldemort fetus

two way mirror og post

fig vagina

carillonghorn

parakeet

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

targent

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

targent

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

targent

uh oh

zoethrowingnightshade

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

wolfsheims

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Numb // Linkin Park 80s Remix

worldsgr8estgrandma

martinidog-deactivated20181219

I didn’t know how much I needed this until I heard it.

dr-peppermint

The original song is how depression felt at first, this version is how it feels now

supernovajazzy

hollowedskin

@l-heure-du-the this is so VIOLENTLY your fucking aesthetic

cryoverkiltmilk

From “… nothing matters…” to “NOTHING MATTERS! :D”

silverybeing

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pancakeke

OK I have watched MANY videos and here it is for all you kids to learn your viral/meme video history, here are some premium vintage meme fodder:

Hampster Dance (1998) Rejected (2000) All Your Base (2001) Tidus Laughing (2001) The End of the World (2003) Badger Badger Badger (2003) Hyakugojyuuichi!!! (2003) GI Joe PSAs (2003) Llama Song (2004) Banana Phone (2004) Ddautta (There She Is!) (2004) Charlie the Unicorn (2005) Cillit Bang (2006) Caramelldansen (2006) Metal Gear Awesome (2006) Leekspin (2006) Marissa Stole the Precious Thing (2006) The Mysterious Ticking Noise (2007) Powerthirst (2007) Paffendorf (2007) Splash Attack (2007) Caipirinha Dance (2007) I Take a Potato Chip… (2007) Nico Nico Douga Medley (2007) Ronald McDonald Ran Ran Ru (2008) Danjo (2008) Giga Pudding (2008) The Ultimate Showdown (2008) Balsamic Vinegar (2008) Sakura-Con Commercial (2009) Shamwow (2009) Slapchop (2009) OK GO- Here It Goes Again (2009) Stu Making Chocolate Pudding at 4 AM (2010) HEYYEYAA (2010) Galo Sengan (2011)

There are probably more that I’m missing. Some of these videos are part of a series (GI Joe, Potter Puppet Pals) and I didn’t count shitty videos like those idiot laughing babies.

bleutempete

Oh my fucking god, I was a retro memer

pensivelyplayfulme

I can’t believe we’re already calling Charlie the Unicorn vintage, I feel so old

pancakeke

Charlie the Unicorn would be in 6th grade if it was a person.

augustsun

GI JOEEEEEE

etrosgate

and don’t forget these classics

They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard (2006) Numa Numa (2006) The Gummy Bear Song (2007) The Duck Song (2009) White & Nerdy (2009) Trololo (2010) Nyan Cat (2011)

theultravioletcatastrophe

Anyone remember Mr. T Vs Unicron (2003)?

kingknife-deactivated20200302

FUCK

pure

can’t believe there’s no mention of the most iconic of them all: WTF Bomb, ima firin my lazar, and Ninja Info Cards

stripesandteeth

How could this list not include the greatest 2007 meme of all time, the dramatic reading of a break up letter???: https://youtu.be/MBHOL1PcPR8

drawyourocslikethis

What about -

Chocolate Rain (2007)

Fork in the Garbage Disposal (2007)

I Can Break These Cuffs (2008)

Do You Like Waffles? (2008)

Fukkireta (2010)

Spitting While Kissing (2011)

Navy Seal Copypasta (2012)

tamhonksss

Here’s some more

My Roflcopter Goes Soisoisoisoi (2004)

Kitty Cat Dance (2004)

Fast Food Rockers (2006)

Shoes - Kelly (2006)

Geddan (2007)

Neurotically Yours (Foamy the Squirrel) (N/A)

Tunak Tunak Tun (N/A)

weaponizedhorse

Someone add lllams with hats. I can’t believe potter puppet pals is 10 years old now

moriahari

The ancient times

masqueraccoon

Llamas with Hats

stokerbramwell

Wow I managed to miss a few of these back in the day. I’m not sure whether I regret that.

bemusedlybespectacled

the navy seal copypasta could not POSSIBLY have come out in 2012. there is no FUCKING way.

unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti

What about Happy Tree Friends and Salad Fingers?

unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti

and Leeroy Jenkins

catpacks-deactivated20240223

confessionsofacarefreeblackman

YES!!!!!!!!! I FOUND IT< Funniest vid EVER

eligahn-deactivated20131014

Yoooo..lol

jenn-n-juiice-deactivated201602

LMFAO

itsthelesbiana

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo why did i laugh so loud

adsjkcourt

LMFAO “causeee im a gummiee bearrrr” ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ .

tay-the-creator

I almost peed on myself omfg😭😭💀💀💀

tranquillust

I think about this video so much

xelfmo

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shawty had them 🍎 bottom 👖 (👖) 👢with the FUR (with the fur) the whole club was lookin at her she 👊💥 the floor (she 👊💥 the floor) next thing u know shawty got 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 them baggy sweat pants and the 👟 with the straps (with the straps) she turned and gave that big 🍑 a slap (hey) she 👊💥 the floor (she 👊💥 the floor) next thing u know shawty got 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇

halloweentreat

Congratulations, you made it halfway to Halloween! Halfoween is the day when next Halloween appears on the horizon before us and the last one disappears behind. Bake some cookies tonight and start planning, because from now on, it’s getting closer each day!

fuchsiamae

an incomplete list of unsettling short stories I read in textbooks

the scarlet ibis

marigolds

the diamond necklace

the monkey’s paw

the open boat

the lady and the tiger

the minister’s black veil

an occurrence at owl creek bridge

a rose for emily

(I found that one by googling “short story corpse in the house,” first result)

the cask of amontillado

the yellow wallpaper

the most dangerous game

a good man is hard to find

some are well-known, some obscure, some I enjoy as an adult, all made me uncomfortable between the ages of 11-15

add your own weird shit, I wanna be literary and disturbed

repulsion-gel

The Tell-Tale Heart, The Gift of the Magi, The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calavaras County, Thank You Ma'am

allyitis

the box social by james reaney. i remember we all had to silently read it in class, and you would hear the moment everyone reached the Part because some people would audibly go “what”

fuchsiamae

wHat did I just put my eyes on

schrodingers-rufus

“The Veldt” by Ray Bradbury

Not quite a short story, but read in class: “The Monsters are Due on Maple Street” from The Twilight Zone

w3rewolf-th3rewolf

Harrison Bergeron, Cat and the Coffee Drinkers

rebel-against-reality

“Where are you going and where have you been” by Joyce carol oates

actuallyapathy

“The Pedestrian” by Ray Bradbury

asexualzoro

the lottery by shirley jackson

eccentwrit

i can’t believe Roald Dahl’s “The Landlady” wasn’t already mentioned and also it’s not so much unsettling as more absurdist but “The Leader” by Eugene Ionesco definitely made me go wtf

idlewildly

Ett halvt ark papper. I cried so much.

bravinto

Ночь у мазара, А. Шалимов

siderealsandman

A Sound of Thunder by Ray Bradbury

insanitysbloomings

I Have no Mouth, and I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison

felderwin

The Lottery by Shirley Jackson

All Summer in a Day by Ray Bradbury

was-once-somewhere-else

Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby, by Donald Barthelme

jeaniefranklins

I read Ray Bradbury’s “All Summer In A Day” in seventh grade (it wasn’t assigned, I was just going through my textbook for new stuff to read) and as a bullied kid with SAD, it Fucked Me Up.

sanguinarysanguinity

An Ordinary Day with Peanuts, by Shirley Jackson

real-faker

Eh, this was more like community college, but The Star by Arthur C. Clarke

scarlettaagni

Lamb to the Slaughter by Roald Dahl

and this story that I can’t remember the name of and can’t find, though it might be by O. Henry? it’s about a bunch of demons who want to stop Santa Claus from going through with Christmas, and he must travel through the mountains they inhabit to escape their vices? (good christ I can’t remember the name for the life of me)

ghostloner

Ok but the laughing man and a good day for bananafish but j.d. Salinger

nitrosplicer

The City (195) Ray Bradbury. An intense commentary on colonialism and space exploration. I read it for a sci fi survey class.

Another short story I read in that sci fi class was Vaster than Empires and More Slow (1971) by Ursula K. Le Guin. A commentary on humanity and how human we believe ourselves to be. Also, an interesting commentary on mental health.

In the Woods Beneath the Cherry Blossoms in Full Bloom, written in 1947 by Ango Sakaguchi. It made my skin crawl the first time I read it.

Also going to recommend For A Breath I Tarry by Roger Zelazny, a commentary on whether AI can become human in a future without humans: http://www.kulichki.com/moshkow/ZELQZNY/forbreat.txt

cryingalonewithfrankenstein

whoever posted “The Laughing Man” and “A Good Day For Bananafish” is Correct

fluffmugger

the scarlet ibis

marigolds

the diamond necklace

the monkey’s paw

the open boat

the lady and the tiger (I assume you meant Stockton’s The lady or the tiger?)

the minister’s black veil

an occurrence at owl creek bridge

a rose for emily

the cask of amontillado

the yellow wallpaper

the most dangerous game

a good man is hard to find

The Tell-Tale Heart

The Gift of the Magi

The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calavaras County

Thank You Ma'am

The box social

The Veldt

The Monsters are Due on Maple Street

Harrison Bergeron

Cat and the Coffee Drinkers

Where are you going and where have you been

The Pedestrian” by Ray Bradbury

The lottery by shirley jackson

The Landlady

The Leader

Ett halvt ark papper.

Ночь у мазара, А. Шалимов

A Sound of Thunder

I Have no Mouth, and I Must Scream

All Summer in a Day

Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby

An Ordinary Day with Peanuts

The Star

Lamb to the Slaughter

The laughing man

A perfect day for bananafish

The City (link goes to compendium of short stories)

Vaster than Empires and More Slow (1971) by Ursula K. Le Guin.

In the Woods Beneath the Cherry Blossoms in Full Bloom

For A Breath I Tarry

the-prince-of-tides

All of Flannery O'Connor’s shorts.

thecaffeinebookwarrior-deactiva

I didn’t read it in a text book, but “I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream” haunted me for life.

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i let the furby skins soak in fabric softener after i washed them and my sis found them and sent me:

and i have never laughed so hard x’D

eeeeeeeeeeeek

never do i ever want to hear the words “furby skins” uttered ever again

dracota

You never peeled a furby?

mercymornthemilf-deactivated202

Cards Against Humanity is hiring new writers and folks…………….. I’ve waited my entire life for this

Hire this person

big mood

I can’t get over this

leplastiquedick

me screaming in another plane of existence

sadboyfactory

katiesmithkss-deactivated

HE JUST STRAIGHT UP STARTS SCREAMING I LOVE THIS DOG OH MY GOD!

northeastartist

THIS IS A FOREVER MOOD

memesandlaughs

dunkstein

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

dunkstein

https://youtu.be/Nl8xTqTUGCY

If you haven’t seen this episode of Mythbusters I feel so bad for you because “What car?” remains to this day as a defining moment of my adolescence and my entire life

theotheristhedoctor

That was a near-religious experience

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maplebunie

today is the only day you can reblog this ever

imfeelinghappiness

Apps To Kill Time On

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑

Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories

Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone

Calm - Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better

Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen

Slime Road - bet you can’t hit the bullseye ⚾️

Hempire - become a plant mogul

Go Escape - FREEDOM!

Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun

Go Fish - win trophies by catching hella fish

Hotspot Shield - free proxy/VPN to bypass school filters

Betternet - free VPN like Hotspot, try both and see which you prefer

Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire

Police Pursuit - show off your driving skills and escape the cops

Ball Blast - Just shoot the balls. Simple right? ;)

Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗

Looper - tap on the beat!

Dodgeball Duel - fast paced dodgeball game!

1Q - get paid to answer simple questions

Grass Cut - cutting the grass is surprisingly satisfying

Crowd City - Become the popular kid in town by running around

Bee Factory - become a honey tycoon

Hoop Smash - tap to smash!

Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard

Paper - can you conquer all the territory and win?

Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer

Planet Bomber - let’s nuke some planets

Ice Racing - race down a mountain at record speeds

Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus

Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe

Twenty48 Solitaire - best toilet game

Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing

Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports

Hole - fuck up a city muahaha

Dosh - get paid to shop

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome 😉

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