Die Havoc Die

So if anyone’s out there and I’m not replying, Tumblr decided to fuck up and my notifications aren’t working so..yeah that’s how my day is going.

Neither are mine. Fucking Tumblr.

You haven’t changed since the last time I saw you. We will all stay in our lanes for you.

Did you expect anything different, love?

Not particularly. How’ve you been?

I've been well. Usually drunk and lied flat out on broken tables.

say it louder for the people in the back, james! i can already tell that you’re so dope. i’m jack. pleased to meet your acquaintance

Same to you, Jack.

Thanks so much for the support, mate! I agree. I guess this time I’m going to have to be more careful ‘cos the last one took me out for 10 months.

You're talkin to the man who asks for Deathmatches. Careful isn't my thing, love. But don't be reckless like me, mate.

That’s good! Ohh yeah, you definitely ain’t one to fuck with no matter what time of the day it is. 😂 I’ve been alright lately, just kinda bummed about my knee. But now this gives me a chance to come back better than ever, y’know?

Of course! You'll come back 10x better and stronger. Injuries give you time to reevaluate yourself and fix whatever you need to fix.

Of course. Eh, i’m still alive and in Paris.

How's Paris treatin ya?

Does this mean you’re our father now?

Far from your father's.. Think of me as your vice and virtue.

Jimbo! how’re ya bud?

Oh, the usual, bloody and drunk. Aha! How're you?

You haven’t changed since the last time I saw you. We will all stay in our lanes for you.

Did you expect anything different, love?

Jaaaames! Hey mate! Wow, that was quite the intro, dontcha think? How’ve ya been lately?

Hello, Steff! I've been quite well myself. And you, love? Aha. Jus' got to make sure people understand that I'm not one to fuck with ya know.