La Luz

[pm] merry Christmas Diego

[pm] Good. See? Just a greeting, but it made me smile, it reminded me of the familial bonds we share, and, now, I'm much more willing to help you out.

If that was a pitch you're really good at marketing yourself, I'm impressed. But you're right, I don't really have many photos of myself since I tend to avoid being in front of the camera but maybe it's time I change that. Oh, the ugly sweater possibilities are endless, there's no way I'd be able to choose just one to wear, I've seen at least ten that are perfect.

I pride myself on that, so thank you very much. You can bring as many outfits or accessories as you like! I had to do many, many outfit changes in New York—ten is, I imagine some would say, pedestrian. (I would not say this. I would say that everyone should bring as few or as many outfits, accessories, and, yes, props, as desired. No more, no less.)

Okay, fine. If you insist on bartering for a photoshoot with location scouting ... I will pick a location for which you can photograph me in. You're really getting a steal with this deal, if I'm being honest. People will be flocking to use your services once they see your photographs of me - even if you aren't the best at what you do.

I appreciate your willingness to go along with my plan, despite your reservations. And who knows? Maybe I really am getting a steal—after all, your presence will be a treat on its own, right? I won't take it for granted.

Perfect! We love open-minded people! Good question, Wormsgiving doesn't involve cards BUT, we're making it our new tradition. I mean, is a holiday ever a holiday if you don't give it your own personal spin? The thing is, we're not the most important part of the photos, the worms are, obviously. We have to showcase how many we've amassed so far.

When you travel two continents, you learn that everyone has a different way of doing things. I like to think I was always pretty open-minded, that no personal spin has spun me too far, but there is always space to spin a little faster, no? Though, perhaps I should keep the spinning to a minimum; I wouldn't want to upset the worms.

Absolutely, though I don't know how much of an issue that might be here in Wicked's Rest honestly.

You can never really tell. Well, until someone is spraying you with water from a hose like you're a particularly naughty kitten, that is!

Okay, here me out: what about some candid shots of my bestie? Like, it wouldn't be stalker-y cause I'll tell her about it but I'll send her to scout wormy at the beach and maybe you can get some there? Especially if it snows? Trust me, she's super photogenic and cute as a button. I need more pictures of her She's too pretty I'd take them myself but I suck with a camera.

Oh, I love love. I would be happy to take pictures of your best friend, though if you wanted to be in any of them, I am sure that she would like to have some of the both of you! I tend to incorporate candids into most of my shoots—closest to my formal training—so no need to convince me. Some people come to a camera more slowly than others, but no one is born knowing how to use one. If we were, I'd be out of a job!

I've got about zero answers for you, buddy. Maine is beautiful, but the legs are a lot.

If it helps, I think the temperature has fallen enough that even people who wear shorts throughout the year are second-guessing their decision. Happy to spread the word of... What is the natural enemy of legs, do you think?

I'd hate to disappoint you, but you're more than welcome to try. Don't worry, cutting off is actually my specialty.

If you give it a fair shake, I have nothing to be disappointed about. Different aperture for different lighting, as they say! That was a photography joke.

Why would you encourage bartering? Moreover, why would you encourage bartering in the form of location scouting? Are you very awful at business? You're offer is basically: I will take free photographs of you if you identify the location for the photoshoot. Do you realize that?

Not encouraged in all cases, of course. The local supermarket does not want you to try and haggle for an orange. I can see why some would not want to encourage the behavior, but I think, in my specific circumstance, it is justified!

I'd actually love to take some holiday pictures, I haven't taken any since I lived with my parents. I also happen to know a really nice place that would perfect location.

Excellent! Ah, yes, this is one of the ways to make your adult space feel more "you," right? A picture is a reflection of this moment in your life, and if you're wearing an ugly sweater, all the better. (You are not required to wear an ugly sweater, it is only one of many possibilities!)

I don't need any photos, but I can send you some locations in the woods that are nice? Especially with the foliage colors. Or even in front of my shop; if you're looking for more city-like scenes

That is very generous of you! As a rule, I would like to avoid being accused of loitering and making friends with local shopkeepers helps keep that to a minimum.

Can I bring my pets?

Absolutely! I should have been clearer in my original post, but I am fond of all animals and most rocks.

I don't really have any interest in pictures, no offense.

I bet that I can change that! Though if I begin to wax poetic about lenses, cutting me off is the humane thing to do.

Hiiiiii, bud! Totally interested in some holiday pics for sure. They'll go nicely with the rest of our ulcer wall. I have a few Qs for you though, if you don't mind, obvi. Is Wormsgiving included in the holidays you shoot for? Also, couple pics... yay or nay? Actually, how about family pics. And by family, I mean my bone partner and our two babies (cats).

Hi, hello, fantastic. Ulcer wall? I have heard of sickeningly sweet, but that is a new advancement in metaphor.

Okay, now I'm dreaming about legs. I've been in this town for, like, two months, and I already need a vacation.

Maine is beautiful! Who could need a vacation from this? The leaves are part of the charm!