King of Tuggville

It is time for all of us to seriously start worrying about the world we are leaving our Keith Richards

i miss waking up and for no particular reason at all my girl would suck my dick until she got her reward. Not every day but she would also surprise me while im driving, she knew what men like and she responded with a smile. Then i married this bitch i was cheating with, Fuck yes im stupid and a loser. In the next 20 years I got a grand total if 1 random unexpected BJ. And my girl, she hooked up with a MLB big leaguer who made about a trillion dollars.. Still married to him with successful kids. And me? I just miss the blowjobs

Just got the news now. They found blood in my alcohol system

are you following me? i dont mean like on facebook or any of that. i mean is that you over by the corner? my girl says she seen you a few times and that concerns me. oh yeah. i forgot. i dont have a girl

from all my research big dicks are not preferred by anyone. lucky for me

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