the best mininarrative of the past couple years ISN'T jeichel winning the cup on his first try and it ISN'T the bo for beau trade and it ISN'T any of the brothers' nonsense it's mark schiefele going "is there anything better than beating the leafs?" really smugly that one time and then the jets Decidedly Not Beating The Leafs every game since

imagine not having auston matthews on your hockey team. cringe and embarrassing. fold your franchise immediately.

i don’t think i have words to describe how happy i am for sammy and what seeing him back to his normal self is doing to my heart. i love him. i hope he’s so proud of himself.

hating a sports team for no reason at all is actually the most fun a girl can have