Welcome Back.

Perhaps you’d feel better if you let me cum inside you repeatedly

Are you shitting me?

proof that humans have peaked as a species

Have ZERO words. But I just came in my pants soooo

im not gonna like stop using this site or anything but i can pretty confidently say this is one of the dumbest moves ive seen a site make in a while. instead of fixing the actual problems with their website ie pornbots on every fucking post, actual pedophiles, theyre just going to ban everything horny which most likely isnt going to solve those problems and is going to hurt lots of sex workers and artists as well as drive people off the site

No one breaks your heart more than you do by overthinking every goddamn little thing

This last part tho^^^^

This is so unspeakably satisfying, holy shit

Omg its like glass

What is gay privilege?

better sex

No accidental kids.

Date someone your size and double your wardrobe.

Being able to listen to really good music together because of automatic good taste.

Not being straight.

One person isn’t automatically expected to do 90% of the work because of gender roles.

Finding out someone doesn’t like you after 2 seconds not 2 years