Fantasy Adventurers

sorry i missed your call i was dual wielding 

sorry i didnt text back this sword is two handed

This, except the train is on fire

@ghostfiish

My favorite thing about Dungeons & Dragons is how fucking quickly people become ride-or-die bitches with each other

no lie i had a campaign where I tried playing a really chaotic neutral “leave me alone” rouge and ended up attached at the hip to our monk who couldn’t roll higher than a natural 10 to literally save his life bc in our first encounter he called my character “a nice lass” and that was all it took

the floor is lava master level

Alright Mario, calm the fuck down there.

The floor is a healthy relationship with a barber.

His core is impeccable. 

When you roll a nat20 on your acrobatics check

“I’m Chaotic Neutral. In other words, I’m willing to set people on fire.”