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A little lab mistake: Sex Pollen
â© Summaryâ©: After smelling a strange alien flower that makes you more horny and aroused than you have ever been in your life, Peter reluctantly helps you with your predicament. WC: 2k
â© Pairing â©: Peter Parker x Fem!Reader (uses She/Her pronouns)
â© Warnings â©: Dub-Con, Sex Pollen.
â©A/N â©: First fic posted on the new blog! <3 link to post on ao3 here
"I'm just saying, how hard is it to take a picture when you're on an alien planet in space? I mean, you had your phone with you or even took the picture with your suit."
Peter looks up from the microscope to look at you, amused, shaking his head lightly as he laughs.
"Well, I don't have an intergalactic phone plan, and I was kinda preoccupied with trying not to get killed and saving the world, babe." He returns to the microscope, analyzing the sample.
Stanford pines crushing on you â
The more that you and ford talk, the more he crushes on you. What type of spell did you put on this poor man for him to think about you 24/7?
When he realized he has a huge crush on you he becomes like hinata hyuga yk the girl from naruto who becomes a blushing mess and stammers a lot when Naruto is near? YEAH this man will not know how to talk to you, will start profusely sweating and stand super still around you.
Ford has a whole ass journal dedicated about you. (No one knows about the journal, he makes sure to hide it from everyone) the journal has drawings of you, pictures of you guys, jots down all the things you said to him. (He wants to know everything about you, he just loves you)
He will try his hardest to impress you and that means he may do the most stupidest stuff that can get him injured, so please tell him he doesnât need to impress you. You already think that heâs the coolest person ever.
On that note, he definitely didnât went to his room that night giggling and kicking his feet and writing on his journal.. âThe person that i have a crush on said to me i am the coolest person ever! I feel like my heart is gonna explode from happiness !!.â
Also he will crush on you even harder (if thats even possible) if you tell him you like the supernatural, paranormal, weird stuff. This man will ask you if you wanna go anomaly hunting with him (heâs a blushing mess while asking you) ofc you say yes. This man may seemed calm and collected when u said yes but oh boy inside heâs jumping up and down and wishes he can kiss you right then and there.
Not only heâs doing anomaly hunting (something he loves to do) heâs also hunting with his favorite person, which is you!!
He dreams about you every night, wishing that maybe just maybe he could be your future bf. In other words heâs like a teenage girl who has fallen in love.
PLEEEEASE a nsfw alphabet for Stanford??đ„ș
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Stanford Pines NSFW Alphabet
A= Aftercare (what they're like after sex)
Despite the tiredness and embarrassment once the heat of the moment wears off, Ford goes to great lengths to wrap you in his arms and hold you tight against his chest, where you can hear his heartbeat. He likes to let you know how well you did, and how much he loves you. Caresses and kisses, as well as laughter and sweet whispers until falling asleep are never lacking.
B= Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partnerâs)
Ford would always say his brain. He is a cool, methodical person who almost always finds a way to achieve great results. Thinking and ingenuity are like breathing to him. But of course in this case that's not the answer; considering that the last thing he can use is his brain when he has you in front of him. It is as if only his heart exists, beating wildly at the sight of the most beautiful and inexplicable thing he has been able to witness in his entire existence: you.
That being the case, he can't find any other part of himself that he likes enough. Maybe his hands, because he knows how much you love it when he touches you. And if it's you, it would be everythingâFord is unable to pick just one part of your body. If he had to, maybe it would be your waist; because he loves to grab you with both hands from that spot to keep you still, under or on top of him, and at whatever pace he can best get those sweet sounds out of you that fascinate him so much.
C= Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He cums a lot and hard. Preferably inside you or on your face; sometimes pushing a little with his fingers to fill your mouth with his cum. He loves it when you clean his hand with your tongue.
D= Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Ford would never tell youâthere's a reason it's a secret. But do you still remember those times when you couldn't find your underwear, and suspiciously it was during the weekdays when Ford took care of the laundry, and oddly enough he took all the time in the world to iron and put the laundry away...? Yeah, well. I think you know what I mean. Don't mention to him how obvious it is that he's been stealing your underwear to masturbate with it. Don't tell him, really.
Also don't mention that you've actually felt him cling to you when you sleep; looking for more than just warmth at night. Don't tell him that you clearly feel him down thereâhard and warm.
Or do. Who knows what might happen.
E= Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what theyâre doing?)
Technically no experience at all. Of course he had gotten to kiss other women, maybe a little touch with one or two, but that was many, many years ago; by now he hardly remembers anything at all. Besides he was very young; he used to think differently and be busier with his research. Now that the world is at peace and he can enjoy the calm and family life, it is more than obvious that the only thing he has to defend himself at the beginning of the relationship is all theoretical. It's not a terrible thing, of course. Ford is willing to experiment and learn with you.
F= Favorite position
There are still many positions to try and discover, but the most used âfor comfort and practicalityâ are three par excellence.
Doggy, because nothing is nicer than being able to see you under him, with your ass and waist at his disposal to play to his heart's content.
Cowgirl/Cowboy, because even though he loves making love to you, Ford has to accept that at his age it's hard to stay steady all the time. Sometimes he needs a little help from you to avoid looking pathetic for getting tired after so much actionâeven if you tell him there's nothing pathetic about it. Besides, don't you look lovely on top of him, with your body shaking and your eyes glazed over? Best view of all.
Spooning, because Ford goes crazy holding you from behind, pushing his hips against your ass; with one of his hands working over your body and his lips on your neck, waking you up from a long night of deep sleep. This man is desperate to touch you.
G= Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Ford is quite serious during the moment, but this is because he is a very shy person about approaching you to begin with. Even if it comes to playing along with you he is the first and last to get embarrassed. An occasional nervous laugh; sometimes little choked sentences if he notices you looking at him too much, and that makes him lose his concentration. But in general he is someone very focused, who seeks not to lose the thread of the moment. His biggest fear is disappointing you.
H= Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
A lot of things happened and he hasn't had the time, nor the desire, to get down to work there. That being the case, I'd say hairy; but at least he's started to take the time to trim it down a bit and make it halfway nice for you. If it's something that would bother you, Ford is willing to trim it furtherâeven all of it.
But yeah. Super hairy.
I= Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Ford takes care to be careful with everything he does or says, always seeking to satisfy the needs of your body and mind; every fantasy you have closely tied to everything he does to make you feel fulfilled. He is a dedicated man, with nimble hands and a sensitive heart. Sweet and witty words are never lacking, always driving you crazy in his arms and against his lips. Sensuality is never in short supply.
J= Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He's been starting to do it more often since he's been with you. Not a lot, because he prefers to do it with you; but once in a while never hurts if he can't get you out of his head. He needs at least something of yours to make him cumâyour underwear or the warmth of your body. He needs you.
He cums fast and hard, with the piece of clothing against his face, inhaling intensely; or with a free hand on your body, against your skin.
K= Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Definitely role-playing and cockwarming.
L= Location (favorite places to do the do)
Private places, if possible. Ford doesn't want to risk the possibility of being seen by someone else. He loves to have you in the bedroom, or even in his study room. Any place where no one and nothing will interrupt you.
M= Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
To see you in his clothes, to hear your voice, to come on to him... to suddenly appear dressed for some sensual and perverse role-playing... My goodness, how you drive him crazy.
Ford is a simple guy: he sees his partner existing and making eyes at him, and suddenly he feels his body warm and ready to go.
N= No (something they wouldnât do, turn offs)
Threesomes, because he can't accept the idea of seeing you with someone else, let alone seeing himself with someone other than you. Ford is also unwilling to degrade you or physically harm you; just as he does not find it attractive to allow the same to be done to him.
O= Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Ford loves to receive oral, but he prefers to give it. He loves to put his mouth down there, tasting you and pulling out sounds that haunt him in his best dreams. You are a delight. Even if he's inexperienced, he's so desperate to have you in his mouth that the guy learns in no time to meet your expectations. There's no way not to lose your mind when Ford is taking care of everything between your legs; with his hands holding you by the flesh of your thighs, with his fingers caressing your skin.
Imagine his face if you proposed sitting on it. Imagine that, I insist. It's the best.
P= Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Slow and sensual; deep and hard. Getting all the way in, Ford always gives a little push to press himself against you, hiding his face in the space of your neck. He will talk to you through thisâbe prepared for a couple of whimpers and muffled moans.
Q= Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He doesn't like them at all. He prefers to take his time with you. Although if you are very needy, then maybe he can find a way.
R= Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Ford loves to experiment! And with that always comes risk. But when it comes to sex, this all takes a different turn; and while he's willing to try new things and experiment with you, he'll always be against anything that might hurt you or make you both uncomfortable.
S= Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
The years and the various experiences out in the open have weathered Ford, and have made him a man with a lot of physical capacity to endure long hours without sleep and with a lot of work. Research work, of course; the physical stuff has always been for fighting or survival.
With this in mind, Ford is able to handle quite a bit of foreplay and sex itself, but he tires quickly after a second roundâif the first one wasn't strong enough. Even if he feels he can't go on, he has no problem helping you by using his hands or mouth; as well as any other part of his body that comes in handy. Hopefully and maybe there will be another round if you manage to turn him on one more time.
T= Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
Ford doesn't need toys. He only needs you. Now, if in a hypothetical case you would like to use one, he has no problem even designing his own to use with you. At first you tell him no, because it's easier to buy them; but after seeing some plans and listening to him talk so excitedly, seeing that he even starts to consider the idea of implementing other things when it comes to sex, you come to the conclusion that maybe it's not so bad.
Ford opts to use toys on you, not him. They don't get his attention that way.
U= Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Not so much, really. He thinks it's cute to see you being so desperate for him. But at the end of the day it's something that makes him desperate too. Ford couldn't stand to play with you like this for long; he needs to accede to your needs in order to satisfy his own.
V= Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Whimpers A LOT, and likes to moan loudlyâbut tries to drown them out, fearful that someone might hear them.
If the two of you are in a place where you can be sure not to be overheard, Ford sets out to talk to you during the act.
W= Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He's unexpected and always manages to sweep you off your feet, but Ford is capable of the hottest dirty talk you can imagine. When you least expect it you have him with his lips on your ear, his hot breath on your skin, and his husky, deep voice of desire spitting out dirty, kinky phrases that keep you with your hands pushing against his chest; his fingers pressing against the skin of your neck, surprising you with how much this man can separate himself from the real world and let you drown in his darkest fantasies.
Ford prefers not to talk about it after everything calms down. It will take some time.
X= X-ray (letâs see whatâs going on under those clothes)
Not as long, but definitely fat. The tip is quite sensitive. Slightly curved downward.
Y= Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Since he discovered how fascinating your touch is, quite high. Although it's more what he desires than what he can get to do. If he gets careless, he comes quickly. It's fun to play on his desperation and make him wait; that might help him endure his neediness with you a little longer.
Z= Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Pretty fast; but he strives to see that you're okay after all, and that you're resting with him. His priority is you, after all.

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I have a lot of pieces saved on my phone that I havenât posted yet. Iâm currently going through them, editing, and finishing them before sharing. Most of my work is Harry Potter-related (mainly Snape), but I also have a few for Marvel, Supernatural, Star Wars, and a few other fandoms!
Severus snape:
The Mirrorâs truth: Severus Snape has always prided himself on control, but when he stumbles upon the Mirror of Erised and sees you by his side, pressing a gentle kiss to his cheek, he is shaken to his core
Snapeâs not so secret admirer: reader is a new professor at hogwarts. Sheâs always smiling at Snape and always stumbling on her words when they talk, often caught day dreaming. One morning Snape was curious about her and went into her mind.
Field trip: y/n and Snape have been secretly seeing each other for months, keeping their relationship under wraps. When a field trip to the Muggle world is planned, she convinces Snape to join her. As the trip unfolds, their secret becomes harder to hide.
The muggle wife: Snapes muggle wife comes to work with him for a day.
I was made for loving you: Snape catching you dancing in your chambers.
A date by the fire: Y/n and Snape have been dating in secret and y/n wants to go on a romantic date and asks Snape plan it.
Remus Lupin:
A Ray of Sunshine: Remus Lupin finds himself drawn to you, a bright and outgoing professor who refuses to let him hide in the shadows.
Requests: Iâm happy to take requests! Since Iâm in school and working a lot, it might take me some time, but Iâll always try my best. At the moment, I donât write smutâIâve tried, but I havenât quite gotten the hang of it yet. Maybe in the future! Otherwise, Iâm open to just about anything.
In the Back of Your Mind àŒ*·Ë
18+ MDNI !!!
Pairing: Young! Severus Snape x F! Reader / You
Summary: Kinktober 2024 Day 4 - Stalking. Severus is in love with you from afar. Severus is also very good at legilimency. You show a tiny bit of interest by helping him out in class and he loses a little more of his self-control.
Tags: Stalking, P in V, Unprotected sex, Oral sex (f receiving, a LOT of it), Very dubious consent, Mind manipulation / control, Brainwashing, Improper use of legilimency, Toxic relationships, Yandere Snape, Creepy perverted behaviour, Fantasising, Implied loss of virginity, Self-blaming.
READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!!!!
Word count: 3.7k
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Authors note: Severus in this fic is written to be a walking red flag, don't seek this kind of relationship irl!! I started to get a headache toward the end of writing this, sorry if it's noticeable in the writing!! Hope you like it anyway mwah ( ââĄâ)㣠âĄ
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INTOXICATED
Pairing: Severus Snape x Reader
Words: 2.4k
Summary: Lupin and Y/N are affected with sex pollen by accident and she goes to Snape for him to help her.
Warning/Content: smut, sex pollen.
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You just donât listen do you?
Severus snape X f!Reader smut
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My first fanfic on here!
CW: teacher student relationship (reader is of age!) breeding, minor name calling, SMUT
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While your many years at hogwarts went by very quickly, it feels like only yesterday you first stepped foot onto the grounds. Even though you had to stay an extra year due to poor marks, you loved hogwarts the same nevertheless. With all the laughter and excitement you shared with your classmates and friends these years, your mind was always occupied with the thoughts of your potions teacher;
Severus Snape
You werenât sure what about him caught your eye, all you knew was that you wanted him, badly. None of your friends knew about your secret desire or you could even say , the hots for your teacher, how could you ever confess to that? But as your final year at the school comes near, thereâs a dreadful realization that once youâre graduate, thatâs it for your little dream when it came to him. As you daydream about graduation day and the fact youâll leave everything in this school behind very soon, sooner than you realize. Youâre suddenly brought out of your trance as Professor Snape smacks the back of your chair with his book.
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"Daydreaming again, Miss (L/N)?" he asks, his voice heavy with irritation.
My eyes snap open, the force of the smack bringing me back to reality. I look up to see Professor Snape looming over my desk, his lips curled into a sneer. I shake awake at his words; now fully processing it. âOh shit..â I mutter . The class now quiet now as no one dared to say a word; the only sounds that could be heard were the bubbling cauldrons
âI-im sorry sir, im just a bit tired todayâ I say stuttering from embarrassment
âWell obviously youâve been tired for the past three weeks , obvious by looking at your marksâ Snape says harshly giving my seat another quick smack. I nearly jump in my seat , not daring to meet his gaze, I slightly tremble not knowing what to say next; what he would say next . âSee me after class miss (L/N), at this rate Iâll be surprised to see you graduate this schoolâ he says nearly snarling âI would hate to have you again as a student.â The class is still dead silent, as if everyoneâs waiting for something to happen. âYes sirâ I say muttering trying my best not to make it so obvious I was beyond embarrassed at the confrontation about my marks. Snape eyes me up and down before returning back to the front of the class, his dark robes trailing near his feet as he walked briskly. For the rest of the class period, i try my best to focus on the lecture, but i can't shake the feeling of the embarrassment I faced earlier. Every time you glance at Snape, i can feel his gaze on me, like a hawk watching its prey. I thought to myself, âI knew I wanted his attention but this is NOT what I meant..â I tap my foot against the cobblestone floor nervously, keeping my eyes down either at my shoes or my empty notes.
As the class comes to an end, the students pack up their things and start to leave. My friends give me a look of nervousness, I knew I had to stay back but the fact it was going to be just me and him alone in the classroom was so terrifying but somehow it wasnât in a scary way. Snape's voice rings out, stopping me in your tracks as i attempted to leave the classroom before he could see.
"Not you, Miss (L/N). Donât forget youâll be staying behind today."
I let out an annoyed groan before I turn around and face him, the realization that the only two people in this now empty classroom were you and him.
Your potion teacher, the one teacher you had the hots for
I feel my face slightly flush at the thought. The room was quietly; the only sound my nervous breaths in the still air. Snape stands at his desk, idly straightening some papers, his dark eyes never leaving you. I feel his eyes almost burning into me, even though i didnât look up once after we were alone, i could just feel it. I take a seat in one of the chairs in the front row.
"You've been struggling in my class for quite some time," he says, his voice low and stern. "Why do you think that is?"
âIâm just a bit scared that Iâll graduate soon sir.â I let out a nervous laugh, I tap my foot on the floor once again but this time even faster. Snape's eyes narrow slightly and he stops straightening the papers, his full attention now on me.
"Is that so?" he says, his voice neutral. "You think that's a valid excuse for your poor performance in my class?" Snape stands up and walks around the desk, his footsteps echoing in the silent classroom. He stands directly over me, his body just a few inches away from mine. I'm not one to tolerate excuses, Miss (L/N). I expect excellence from all my students, and you haven't been living up to those expectations.â He snarls
I shake at his words, heâs never scolded me in such a way like this other than today, sure heâs called me out in class for sleeping or missing notes, but never this way, never this close. I couldnât shake the feeling of fear and somehow, desire as well. For a few seconds longer I let my thoughts dwell until I bring myself to answer, âI apologize sir itâs just-â
He cuts me off slamming both his hands on the desk, the sound nearly echoing in the room. âI donât want to hear any of your excusesâ he groans, his facial expression changing to one thatâs obviously more irritated. âIâve heard it all before, you think Iâve never had a student who couldnât care less about my class Miss (L/N)? You wouldnât be the first he hissesâ He says his eyes fixing on me.
âBut sir thatâs not it I swear to Merlin, Iâve just been distrac-â I say frantically trying to prove to Snape wrong. Snape's hand reaches out quick and grips my chin, gripping it tightly and forcing me to look into his eyes. His eyes burn into mine as his face was mere inches away.
"You've been distracted?â he asks sarcastically , his voice a low growl. "It's a wonder how you manage to pass your other classes;if you even are at this point, with so much going on in that pretty little head of yours. Tell me, exactly what is causing this... distraction?â I tremble at let out a whimper as I feel his grip tightening on his face, He forces my chin up even higher to try to get an answer out of me. I see Snapeâs lips curl into a slight smirk, my breathing became more unsteady by the second , as I feel my desire and arousal growing.
âNothing sirâ I say looking scared
Snape backs me up to his desk. âYou must think Iâm stupid little girl, do you really think I was born yesterday?
I see the way you look at me in class, this entire year, donât try to deny it now miss (L/N), look at the way youâre quivering under my touch.â He says his voice trailing off and grip still steady on my neck. My breathing hitches at his words âfuck heâs rightâ I thought to myself. I feel my brows furrowing and my face becoming hotter by the second. I stir slightly at his grip needing more, more of his touch, I accidentally let out a soft moan. Snape nearly flinches at the sudden sound.
Your moan sent a shiver down Snapeâs spine. He can feel your body responding to his presence, the combination of fear and desire making both of your heads spin. He eventually releases my chin and moves even closer to me, his body now pressed against mine. His hand shaking around my waist with a grip that was almost painful and apparent with desire.
"I know what you want little girl," he whispers in my ear, his voice low and seductive. "And I have just the way to get you to admit it." My arms wrap around his neck to bring him closer. Merlin you just had to feel more of him..
He nips at my earlobe, his teeth biting at my skin. The feeling goes straight to your core, and I can't help the small gasp that escapes my lips. I feel my legs shaking around his waist. I breathe heavy in his ear, my face turning even more red at the realization that he hasnât even touched me yet and Iâm acting this way.
Snape lets out a low chuckle, clearly enjoying the effect he's having on you. "Hush" he says, his hand moving to grip your hip. "No sounds until I tell you, if you want to misbehave in my class then youâll have to work for your pleasure. Bad girls donât get rewarded."
âYes sirâ I say shaking
He shifts himself so I can wrap around him better, I can feel his hard length lining up with my core. I grip his robes tightly as I feel it throb under his pants, the desires Iâve had are slowly becoming a reality, I have a hard time accepting that and my brain feels as itâs nearly melting at this point. I hear him groan as the readjusted position seems to have an effect on him too. I lightly squeeze my legs together and push myself further down onto his hardness just to be a bit of a tease to him.
I feel his grip on my hips tighten , his nails digging into the flesh of my thigh. His hand comes back up to grip my chin once more, âyou minxâ he hisses before crashing his lips onto mine. The kiss was possessive and rough, I moan as I feel him hold me tighter against him. His tongue slips into my mouth, it feels demanding, dominating even, I give into the feeling and let myself be devoured in that moment. It nearly feels like forever until I pull away from the kiss slightly to meet his gaze, breathing heavily with a moan in between each breath.
With my swollen parted lips and my eyes slightly heavy with lust âProfessorâ I say huffing with desire âRavage me.â His eyes widen at your words, a hungry grin spreading across his face. "You don't know what you're asking for, Miss (L/N). Are you sure you can handle it?"
âPlease!â I say nearly whining, my heads thrown back and my legs are shaking now more than ever. I feel the desire pooling in my core making it impossible to speak properly, all my words come out in almost a babble, but deep in my head I know Iâve entered dangerous territory, but you can't help yourself. You want this, you want him.
Snape smirks, his grip on you tightening. "Very well," he says, his voice a dangerous growl. "I'll give you exactly what you're asking for."
I can barely prepared what happens next until I feel him spin me around and pins me against his desk. His body pressed against mine even harder than before, his hands roaming over my body, his lips finding my neck once again.
"You asked for this," his voice a low growl. "And I'll give it to you, all of it.â
I moan loudly at the sudden feeling , my backside now exposed to him, I feel my legs slightly kick and twitch in anticipation.
Snape runs two fingers up and down my soaked panties then pulls them to the side, my body shakes slightly at the pleasure, I subconsciously let my moans out. I feel a tight grip on my hair then my head being pulled back, I hear him whisper; voice dripping like sweet dark desire. âI thought I made myself clear when I said to hush?â
âm so sorry sir! â I say with slight tears welling up in my eyes. He brings his face closer to my bare neck and I feel his lips biting on my exposed skin. I cover my mouth with one of my hands to muffle any potential moans that could come next. I shut my eyes and let my body accept the feeling.
âSuch a greedy thingâ he whispers in my ear as his grip on me tightens. I can only whimper in responseâSo bold of you to tell me to ravage you. You don't even know what you're asking for." His whisper turning a primal growl. I moan into my hand once more nodding feverishly, my body responding to his every touch and every word. His hand moves back down to my ruined panties, his grip tight and possessive on me. "But I'm going to give it to you, darling," he hisses. "And you're going to take whatever I give you, aren't you?"
âYes professor!â I cry out, my hips moving against his hands greedily. I feel my heart racing, my head is spinning, and I can barely think straight. I hear him laugh, his hand continue down its path down your body. He tugs at the hem of your skirt, his breath hot on your ear.
"I thought so,â he whispers. âYouâre trembling so much dear, you want this more than you'd like to admit, don't you?"
âYes sirâ I say burying my face into my arms shyly. My body still violently shaking with pleasure and embarrassment. I hear the sound of his belt unbuckling followed by the sound of fabric hitting the floor, he slips off my ruined panties as well. I nearly wince at the feeling of Snape rubbing the swollen head of his cock up and down my leaking slit. I moan loudly at the feeling and feel a sharp slap come down onto my behind. I arch my back at the sudden pain and shriek.
âYou just never listen do you Miss(L/N)?â
âPlease professor I canât take it anymoreâ I say tears running down my face now. âIm begging you pleaseâ I could no longer create coherent thoughts and all the words that came out of my mouth became nothing but babbling.
Snape chuckles âThen let it all out then dear.â
I feel him push past my fold, sheathing his entire length into my tight insides. I let out almost a scream at the feeling of pleasure. âProfessor!â I say crying out , I throw my head down even lower, not being able to keep it up any longer. He leans over my back and moans, âfuck, youâre so tight. Itâs like your body was made for me to claimâ He groans. He was now balls deep in me, I shake at the feeling of being stretched out so much and by the man I wanted so badly. He kissed and bites my shoulders and back wildly as he pounded me hard and primal into his desk. I felt my back arch as he gripped my hips tight and thrusted even harder. âYouâre so perfect..â I heard him mutter under his breath as he moaned. âmore please sir I can take itâ I say babbling , gripping onto the edge of the desk for dear life. Snape happily obliges, I feel my insides nearly split open as he continues his rough pounding. Hearing his guttural moans sends me over the edge.
His grip comes up to my throat , the gasp that came out my mouth sounded strangled yet full of pleasure. I feel another sharp slap come down my ass. âFuck!â I scream out
My potions teacher was ravaging my pussy, using my body.
My eyes begin to roll back into my skull as I let him do as he pleased with my body. I felt my desires begging to turn primal, âProfessor breed mâ pleaseâ I said barely holding onto my composure. A dribble of drool began to seep its way out of the corner of my mouth as I huffed. Snape come undone by my pleas and need to be bred.
I hear his breathing hitch into gasps, I feel him trembling as he continued to pound behind me as I heard him speak â youâre sure love? You want to take that chance? Youâre willing to let me breed you? Without any protection?â
Though I couldnât see behind me I still felt a smile creep onto Snapes face. âYes please breed me professor let mâ have your children! I cried outâ , whining at the need to be filled to the brim with his cum, to carry and become round with his children. All the thoughts and pleasure overstimulated me to the point where the only thing I could do was moan,whimper, and drool.
Snape fucks me even harder , the desk below me starts to creak and thump against the floor. I moan loudly at his brutal rough thrusts. âGonna fill you up so full with my cum darlingâ âgonna be so fucking pretty with your belly full with my children, youâd want that wouldnât you slut?â He asks , âyes please donât stopâ I babble not being able to lift my head up to speak properly. â
he groans at my fucked state, âgonna cum â he mutters. I feel his grip on my hips becoming tighter, his nails digging into my behind, his thrusts became more and more sloppy by the second, âmâ too sir â I say muttering; my brain nearly fried at that point. The volume of our moans combined eventually spilt us both over the edge. I feel Snape feel my warm cunt up full with his hot potent seed. Afterwards I felt him lean over my back for quite a while , obviously tired from that entire ordeal, maybe even a hint of hesitation when it came to pulling out played a part in that.
Eventually he did, drops of his seed dripped onto the floor under us, the withdrawal made me whimper at the loss of what made me feel full. Snape and I take another moment to collect our composure. He sets me upright on his desk and placed a soft kiss on my lips.
âGorgeous girl..â he mutters , I smile at his words , âIâve always wanted to do thatâ I say shyly
âI knowâ Snape says buckling his pants again.
I give him a pout at the fact he didnât play along, âcan I stay with you for tonight sir?â He rolled his eyes and nodded. I slip my underwear back on and readjust my skirt and top, I grab onto his arm, âdonât pretend like you donât like me sir, I know youâll miss me once I graduateâ I say still giving him a pout.
He gives me an irritated look but I could sense a slight bit of affection through it
âIâll still be seeing you after youâre graduated.â
I give him a sweet smile now holding onto his hand as he led me through the corridors to his quarters..

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VERY self indugent fic of Sev breeding you bc I'm insane and feeling đđđđđđ. Inspired by the song Tear You Apart by She Wants Revenge.
Genre: SMUT SMUT SMUTTT
Warnings: sub!reader, soft dom!Sev, but he's also rough in a sweet way?? Praise (good girl, doing so well, etc), breeding kink, creampie, (wrap it before you tap it unless you're Sev) slight choking and hair pulling, fingering, overstimulation, mentions of pregnancy, aftercare <333
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You gasped as Severus pressed your back to his heaving chest, his hand gripping your hair and pulling your head back to look at him. You whimpered pleasurably at the pain, your eyelids fluttering as Severus bore his eyes into your soul. His throbbing election pressed into your lower back, his breath hot on your face.
"Get on the bed, darling, and spread your legs," he commanded softly, pressing a tender kiss to the side of your head. His sweet words were juxtaposed by his unforgiving grip on your hair, but you nodded and complied with his orders.
You were already nude, your slick dripping down your legs aw you laid down. Your legs spread in an instant, allowing Severus to crawl between them and press his cock to your inner thigh.
"So beautiful," Severus murmured as he ran his large hands up and down your sides. "Your body is exquisite, my love."
You blushed at his words, lightly dragging your hands up and down his chest. "Please. Sev. Need you inside me," you begged, jutting your bottom lip out in a soft pout. "Need you to get me pregnant."
Severus bit his lip, his resolve running low as he needily rutted against your thigh. Severus loved fucking you raw, but always took caution to pull out before he came. He used to be terrified of getting you pregnant, but recently, he got off on the idea of you being visibly pregnant and everyone knowing that he had been the reason.
"Gonna fill you up with my baby," he grunted, guiding the thick head of his cock towards your entrance. You felt your heart rate quicken, biting your lip as you anticipated the delicious stretch of Severus' cock.
It stung like it did the first time you had sex together. He had slipped the head past your folds and inside you, his eyes dark as he watched your pussy swallow more of his cock.
He looked up when he heard you moan, your eyes pleading wordlessly with him to go in deeper. Severus didn't hesitate and pushed all the way in, quickly bottoming out so his hips pressed into yours.
"S-Sev," you stammered, clutching onto his biceps. "You feel so good."
"Yeah?" Severus breathed, brushing your hair out of your face so that he could see your beautiful features. Your cheeks were pink, and your mouth was agape, small pants leaving you. You looked ethereal, a specially crafted angel sent from heaven just for him to corrupt.
"Fucking hell," he hissed as he began thrusting, his pace steady. You whimpered softly, feeling dazed as his long hair hung around your face and his nose brushed against your cheek.
Severus licked up the side of your face, causing you to squirm and giggle. He took your earlobe between his teeth and pulled, his expression ravenous. Your giggles dissolved into moans, always having enjoyed pain with your pleasure.
"I want to fucking tear you apart," Severus moaned into your ear, snapping his hips faster. "I'm going to fill you up, get you pregnant with my baby."
He suddenly grabbed your legs, hoisting them over his shoulders. You squeaked in surprise and gasped when he leaned over you, stretching you out beyond return.
"Severus!" You cried, throwing your head back on your pillow. The feeling was electrifying, sending sparks straight from your core up through your spine. Severus grinned darkly, trailing a hand up your sternum before wrapping it around your throat.
"I hope our baby has your eyes," he growled, slightly applying pressure to your throat. You choked out a moan, your eyes widening at his statement. It filled your stomach with a swarm of butterflies, as Severus was the first partner you've had to love your eyes.
You gently pried his fingers off your throat to say, "I hope they have your nose." Lips lingering on his nose, you bunched a hand in his hair to ground yourself. He was thrusting harder now, sending you a little bit higher up the bed with each thrust. Your breasts eagerly bounced, and Severus' eyes were trained on them, licking his lips.
Severus swallowed a whimper, his heart pounding in his ears. Hearing you say that he wanted your baby to have his nose - the feature he hated the most - made emotion swell in his chest.
"I love you so much, angel," he husked, grabbing both of your hands in his. He pinned you to the bed and caged you underneath him, rendering you unable to move.
Severus having your body under his complete control only aroused you further. Your pussy squelched, mingling with the sounds of his hips slamming against yours. You were creating a mess all over the sheets, soaking them with your wetness and Severus' precum.
"I love you more- fuck, right there!" A sharp exhale escaped you, pulling free from Severus' constraints to wrap your arms around his neck. He kissed your forehead, pressing himself closer to you until your bodies seemed to mold together.
"What a perfect fucking pussy, so tight and warm." "Good girl, baby, you're taking me so well." "Look at you, all split open on my cock."
Severus' praise spurred you on. Your mind was hazy, your throat almost raw from each high-pitched cry and moan that left you. The feeling was surreal, his cock reaching the depots of you and hitting your g-spot.
A familiar coil began to tighten in your stomach, warning you of your approaching orgasm. Your legs were aching in the position they were in, but you held on despite feeling like you were about to snap in half.
"You're close, princess. I can feel you squeezing me," Severus stated, his thumb falling to rub your clit in quick circles. You spasmed around him, squeezing him tighter as the extra simulation made your eyes roll into the back of your head.
"Need your cum, please please please," you sobbed to him. "Need you so deep in my belly."
Severus was sweating and breathing heavily, his body shaking as he continued his mind-numbing tempo. He was on the verge of climax too, eager to fill you to the brim with his seed.
The coil tightened more and Severus continued his attack on your clit, never stopping until he felt you give him one last, tight squeeze.
You screamed his name as the coil finally snapped. Your orgasm knocked the air from your lungs and made your head spin, your pussy gushing all over Severus' cock and stomach.
"Fuck, baby! Shit-" Severus released a loud groan when he finally came, pumping you full of his hot seed. He painted your walls white with endless ropes of cum, leaving you barely any time to register his climax before he abruptly pulled out.
"What- OH!" You gasped when Severus roughly shoved two fingers inside your overstimulated hole, ensuring that all of his seed reached your cervix. He massaged your spongy, wet walls as he pushed his seed further up, kissing your thighs as he did so.
You felt so warm and full, gradually coming down from your peak. You watched Severus lovingly finger you as a smile tugged at your lips.
"There we go, baby," he cooed, kissing your stomach. He rubbed it afterward, imagining a baby bump there one day. He couldn't wait to have his little family with you and show the world that Severus Snape could indeed be happy.
You closed your eyes and caught your breath, listening to Severus move around you. You suddenly felt tired, your body aching for sleep. Severus left your side for a moment to retrieve a damp washcloth and a warm blanket, kissing between your eyes to let you know that he was back.
"Keep your legs open, sweet girl. I have to clean you up," Severus informed you. You nodded, bliss washing over you as he resumed rubbing your stomach. You bit your lip as Severus cleaned you up, carefully dragging the washcloth up your dripping slit before patting you dry. You were sensitive and your clit was enlarged, protruding through your lips, but the overstimulation was worth it.
Once Severus was done, he wrapped you and him up in the blanket. You snuggled against him and yawned as the drowsiness returned to your body, a protective hand resting on your stomach.
"My pretty mommy-to-be," he mumbled, stroking the side of your face. Kissing you softly, he wrapped his arms around your waist and rested his head on your chest.
You grinned into his hair. How you got so lucky, you would never know.
Detention - Severus Snape
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Reader is 18 years old.
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After endless times of trying to get your cold professor to fall for you you finally gave up. You had a huge crush on him, you wanted him, more than anyone else that was simping for you cuz you see you're popular bc of your beauty. Even Draco Malfoy fell for you. He annoyed you so badly like you just wanted to turn his heart into stone towards you but that wasn't possible.
One day while sitting in class next to Hermine, Draco decided to write you a note and let it fly to your desk looking like a little bird.
You surprisingly caught it with little smile on your lips.
"Meet me after class?" Draco was watching you waiting for an answer.
You smiled at him and nodded, giggling a little.
You felt little butterflies in your stomach which were chased away by the voice of your professor.
"Miss y/ln you've just earned yourself a detention for interrupting my class."
You looked professor snape in the eyes just hearing a little chuckle from Draco. It was him how deserved the detention but you didn't even try to defend yourself and just accepted it.
But hey, at least you got what you wished for all these months. Alone time with snape and now that you finally got it you might not want to ruin it.
After dinner you made your way to snapes office. You knocked on the door and walked in. You saw him standing behind his desk reading some paper.
It was so silent, not you nor him said a word until he broke the silence.
"I will keep it very short with you Miss y/ln as I also have business to attend." He took a few steps towards you.
You just looked up into his dark eyes. Gosh they had no emotions in them..You've never seen such empty eyes but by looking at them you reminded yourself why you once fell in love with him.
He was intimidating. You were a lot smaller and petite while he was fucking tall and big which made you a little shy so the eye contact didn't even last half a minute.
He turned away from you to walk to his desk and then turned back to you, looking you up and down.
"I hope this detention will remind you to never interrupt me in any way.."
"Of course professor..It won't happen again." You replied a little quieter.
"I want you to lift up your skirt...drop your panties then get on that chair and...bend over.."
He said it as if it's the most normal thing ever in his usual deep and slow sounding voice.
Your face went like: "What did he just say?" But your brain on the other hand made you like it. Did you finally manage it? Is that it? Did the professor you thought would never fall for anyone actually said that to you?
Yes it was real and he was waiting so you nodded a little and started taking off your panties. Snape moved his wand to lock the door as you slowly with red cheeks lifted up your skirt and bend over like he told you to.
You began to get nervous as your little heart started to beat faster.
You could feel professor snapes presence behind you. It was intense being like this exposed, at hogwarts, alone with your professor.
You closed your eyes waiting for what's about to happen.
You felt a hand spanking your butt followed by a slight stingy pain and a loud clapping sound.
You were so surprised and out of it that you accidentally left out a little "ouch". So you quickly put your hand over your mouth, your eyes a little widened.
Snape spanked your other buttcheek again and so on.
After a few spanks with his strong hand you began to let out pain filled moans and weren't able to hold still like at the beginning but you had to.
"Keep quiet y/ln. No one should find out about this." He gave you a little break to collect yourself while your butt was already bright red. Well have fun trying to sit after this detention.
You weren't even able to reply not a yes nor a nod. You just moved your head down as your grip on the chair tightened when he continued to spank you.
Every spank of his hurt more and more and you left out little cries trying to keep them as quiet as possible. As this didn't work you placed your hand over your mouth again to keep quiet.
He stayed cold, not caring about your crying at all. Maybe he even enjoyed them who knows.
You couldn't take it. Your butt was fucking red and the pain was getting too much for your petite body.
"Professor please.." You begged with tears in your eyes.
"You must learn..what it means to interrupt my class...Y/ln." He replied pulling his hand away from your butt.
"I did and I'm sorry for interrupting you.." You said with desperation but quietly and calm.
Unexpectedly your felt two of his fingers moving to your clit and drawing little circles on there.
You gasped. "W-what are you doing?" You looked back a little but the pressure on your clit caught up to you and made you close your eyes, letting out a little moan.
Snape didn't reply to you but continued. His breathing became heavier and his crotch grew tighter as he felt your soft skin around your sensitive little clit.
He spread your legs a little to draw bigger circles and rubbing your clit just right to make you moan.
The pleasure was so great that you stopped caring who might hear you but snape did and he was very aware that even a suspicion could cause trouble for both of you.
He moved closer and placed his other hand to your mouth. Having a tight grip on it so you couldn't let out even a little moan. He began to rub your clit faster driving you crazy.
Two of his fingers entered your wet cunt with ease but still painful to you. It made you clench your eyes and a muffled scream.
His fingers were thick, stretching your walls and reaching up to that sweet spot. You rolled your eyes back and moaned through his hand or at least you tried to.
He noticed you were close as the warm and wet walls of your pussy tightened around his fingers.
Your breathing became heavier and your moans sloppier. It felt so fucking good and it was everything you ever wanted. This moment with your professor.
You felt shivers all around your private area and stomach, you archerd your back ready to cum all over snapes fingers and all of a sudden as if you got dragged out of the most beautiful dream you could've wished for, snape removed his fingers and his hand from your mouth.
You thought it was a bad joke.
One with desperation filled moan escaped your lips.
You sat up and turned to look at snape with disappointment.
"N-no professor snape..please..Why did you stop?"
"I think you need to be reminded that this is a detention or punishment if you will.." He sounded calm and cold as always.
"Please get dressed and go to your next class..or whatever..." Class? It's almost night time..He seemed out of it probably guilty at what he just did to a student of his which were all dumb brats to him anyway.
Now that was mean but at least you will learn and this will remind you to never interrupt his class again.
You got dressed and silently walked over to the door he unlocked for you.
"Goodnight professor.." You said calmly while giving him a one last look before you closed the door behind you.
If It Serves You.
(Headmaster!Severus Snape x Reader)
Cw: Non/Dubcon + Aftermath, Afab Reader, Dark-ish Snape, Unprotected Sex, Powerplay, Sex as Bargaining, Facefucking, Crying, Fingering, Creampie, Begging, Degradation (use of slut) and Praise, Reader calls Snape âHeadmaster,â Former Student Reader, Mentions of Torture/Child Abuse, Denial of Feelings.
READ WITH CAUTION
Word Count: 3.7k
Summary: As a professor of Hogwarts, your past ambitions, your fragile hope and unrelenting diligence have all led to nothing. Now, you are powerless beneath the rising force of He Who Must Not Be Named and his army of Death Eaters. The only thing left you have to give is your pride; your weak and vulnerable body.
Or, you beg the new headmaster to show mercy to your students in exchange for sexual favours.
Dividers by @/saradika
I humbly submit a request for: heavy breeding kink Severus.
Cursed into Temptation is so well written, and the way you captured him as desperate and repressed with a need for dramatic release would just fit so well.
I hope this inspires you, but if you aren't comfortable writing it then that's all good too. ^-^
I hope you are having a nice day/evening :)
Claiming Whatâs Yours
Severus Snape x original female character
7.1k words+
18+ smutty Snape of the breed-kink kind đ€
Thank you to whoever requested this! I hope Iâve done it some justice and Iâm especially nervous since this is the first breed-kink fic I have ever written in my life đ«Łđ€Łđ«¶
For the longest time, Severus Snape didn't believe he should allow himself to feel the amount of pleasure he had experienced over the last few weeks. Falling for the new professor only a few months back was something he never expected, but the way they had gotten to know each other over most recent weeks was something he expected even less. He would be the first person to admit how nervous he felt at the beginning, how hesitant he was to give himself over to the way she made him feel, but in this short amount of time he also couldn't deny she had brought the side out in him that he had repressed for all these years. He had gone from feeling nothing for anyone to absolute infatuated obsession for her, and she was more than happy to oblige; emotionally, physically, sexually.
Hi there :) could you write something on letting snape fuck you raw for the first time and he goes feral for cumming inside you đ”âđ« pretty please!
Our Best Worst Habit
18+ smuuuuuuuuutttttttyyyy
đȘâ thank you so much for this request, I hope I did it some justice! đ«¶
4k+ words
His chamber was silent. His voice was silent. His mood was foul. The atmosphere was heavy. The party was over.
Severus had been sat in his desk chair since they had returned, busying himself by reading the newspaper that had been placed on it earlier in the day and the chair pushed back enough so he could hold the paper out fully in both hands in front of him. The room was quiet enough for her to be able to hear each turn of each page and his breathing as he did it.

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Desirium
Severus is testing a new potion, with unexpected side-effects. (aka: sex potion trope but make it Snephy)
Snape x OC | smut
Warnings/content: masturbation, blowjob, slight dubcon if you squint, desk sex, dom!Snape (later service dom), orgasm denial, overstimulation, possessive Snape, cunnilingus, use of safe word
Read on Ao3 or below:
I humbly submit a request for: heavy breeding kink Severus.
Cursed into Temptation is so well written, and the way you captured him as desperate and repressed with a need for dramatic release would just fit so well.
I hope this inspires you, but if you aren't comfortable writing it then that's all good too. ^-^
I hope you are having a nice day/evening :)
Claiming Whatâs Yours
Severus Snape x original female character
7.1k words+
18+ smutty Snape of the breed-kink kind đ€
Thank you to whoever requested this! I hope Iâve done it some justice and Iâm especially nervous since this is the first breed-kink fic I have ever written in my life đ«Łđ€Łđ«¶
For the longest time, Severus Snape didn't believe he should allow himself to feel the amount of pleasure he had experienced over the last few weeks. Falling for the new professor only a few months back was something he never expected, but the way they had gotten to know each other over most recent weeks was something he expected even less. He would be the first person to admit how nervous he felt at the beginning, how hesitant he was to give himself over to the way she made him feel, but in this short amount of time he also couldn't deny she had brought the side out in him that he had repressed for all these years. He had gone from feeling nothing for anyone to absolute infatuated obsession for her, and she was more than happy to oblige; emotionally, physically, sexually.