- Hey bro, sorry to barge in, I just came over to grab that hat I left yesterday when i.....
-Is that? Are you? What is that? Is that a... a... a diaper??
*quicky throws racecar under the chair*
- No dude i.. it’s.. uhhhh I.. they’re just briefs. I’m so lazy I haven’t done laundry so it’s all I had..
-stand up dude, let me see.
- no please PLEASE. Can we just forget about this? Oh my word it’s nothing. Really. Just go!
- what do we have here.... it looks like we have ourselves some adorable little boy briefs, a cute little PINK Dino shirt, andddd
*reaches in between your legs*
Awwww looks like the Little guy is wet.. VERY wet... and judging by your bed head, I’m assuming you’ve been in this one all morning? ..
- look man, i uhh... I.. I...
- hey hey hey, shhhhhhh. it’s ok little buddy, there’s no need to cry. You’re clearly just a baby...
I’m ok with it. You obviously can’t take care of yourself. You’re just a helpless little guy.
now let’s see the front of your wittle diapee.
- please just stop man, this isn’t funny.
- um excuse me. Is baby talking back to daddy? That’s right. You heard me. Somebody has to be in charge here and it clearly can’t be you, Mr. potty pants. Now turn around and face me.
- Awww Hahahaha. You know I have a little cousin who is potty training, and when he has accidents he tries to hide just like you’re doing now! It’s adorable. But you’re 23... oh man you really are just a baby! Look at that little red face. Here, let daddy give you a hug, sweet boy.
- no no, I told you, it’s daddy, princess. If you use that big boy name again, I’ll give you a spanking for trying to be too big.
- awww doesn’t that feel good? It looks like your little peepee thinks so too... hahaha now I REALLY know you like it. I knew you would.
Alright buddy, why don’t you just play for a minute while daddy gets the changing supplies. I’m assuming you have a whole stash... And I don’t want you leaking all over the floor.
umm ok daddy... but ummm.. ummm, hey da...daddy? I can’t believe I’m saying this but, could you get my paci from my dresser?
A little Saturday night fantasy.