fandom trash

third times the charm … right? for shippy aftermath, look beyond

the reason he never took it

lando: i dont know him

Gryffindor x Gryffindor “Remember that one time when we went to-” “Yeah and we ended up-” “And OH MY GOD REMEMBER HOW WE CRASHED THAT-” “CELEB’S WEDDING AND OFFERED FIREWHISKEY TO THE PRIEST WHILE DRUNK? HOW COULD I FORGET?”

Gryffindor x Hufflepuff “I’ve always loved snow and snowboarding sounds fun, but…” “Okay, let’s do it” “But…” “Don’t worry, I’ll be here to keep you safe” “Somehow, I don’t think that I’m the one who’ll get hurt…”

Gryffindor x Ravenclaw “There is a 98.46% chance of getting hurt” “I guess I just have to be the 1.54%” “That’s not how-” “Too late”

Gryffindor x Slytherin “You suck” “But you swallow” “Did you just-” “… I love you?”

Hufflepuff x Hufflepuff “Guess who got all fifty Disney movies?” “… You know what this means?” “Obviously.” “Disney marathon slumber party in an hour. Let’s do this.”

Hufflepuff x Ravenclaw “Ugh… But I’m in the middle of a book” “C’mon you need to go socialize” “But but but” “And have you been procrastinating to read again?”

Hufflepuff x Slytherin “I swear that bitch is going to suffer” “Shh it’s okay you can do that when you take over the world” “I mean I just hate when people judge me because of my family” “SHE DID WHAT NOW”

Ravenclaw x Ravenclaw “Dude when you’re done with that book I have another one” “Ahh yes please gimme” “…” “…” *content silence while snuggling and reading by the fireplace*

Ravenclaw x Slytherin “So I may or may not have intercepted this coded message…” “…” “…” “Let’s do this”

Mulan: I fought in a motherfucking war

Mulan: I saved motherfucking China

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