Helluva boss Ruined Us

Agent 2: Our mission is to clear up any confusion and paint us in a bettah light.

Agent 1: We can take criticism,but having our hard work mocked is insulting

Agent 2: We ain’t always bumbling idiots and we’s gonna rectify that

Agents 1&2: We are DHORKS and we will not stahp until our names are cleared

(Inspired by @stellacriticizes )

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Red is Agent 2

Orange is Agent 1

White is out of character

Tags:

Out of the office(OOC)

Paperwork(writing)

helluvahazbinselfaware(AU tag)

selfaware DHORKS/dhorks(personal tag/catch all)

New Quarter(arc/story progression)

Agent 1: Hey hey hey! How are yous?

Agent 2: Sorry for the radio silence. Dey having us pull double duty.

-with love, @verosikacritical 🤫

Agent 1: Now this is more like it

- @leviathang--criticizes

Agent 1: We gots lots of information on y’all

Agent 2: No one believes us though…thinks it all doctored

Agent 1: although we have been treated cordially so far down here…

(Both agents stumble into Hell and look around)

Agent 1: Okay so, all we need to do is find out where the birdbrain is

Agent 2: Shouldn’t we do recon first? We going into dis blind and there are hellspawn everywhere *kicks at an imp trying to bite her ankle*

Agent 1: We hafta start somewheres and dis time, we ain’t being taken advantage of. We do know dere are 7 rings and each is color coded, so dere’s a start.

Agent 2: Here. *presses a button on her watch and she transforms into a demon in a flash of light* Disguises. Hurry and put yours on,1

Agent 1: Let us boot up our portal and wes be on the way, right 2

I need to move a piano but I'm afraid I'll hurt my old back. Could you help me? I'll pay both of you, and maybe you'd want to stay for dinner ^^

Agent 1: What games are ya playin’?

Agent 2: Don’t think we’ll be fooled easily

Agent 1:*half asleep in his own beach chair* I’ll say! All expense week long vaycay in the Bahamas. What do you think those hellspawn are doin’?

Agent 1: We is indeed.