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“If I had 47 dragons, I’d give you one but only one.”
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@dhgrimhilde
“only one?” she pouts around her straw, crossing her legs as she looks coyly over the table at taeyeon (—verena? grimhilde? were they at the stage that she could use her real name, the ones they were given way back when?—), a small smile lingering on her lips.
“unnie, what will you even do with the other forty-six?”
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“I lost my pants - but I found myself.” “I feel like a pickle torpedo… In a sea of graham cracker crumbs.”
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@dhdaewon
“you know-” she stirs her straw through her drink, ice clacking against the glass. she always feels a little ridiculous ordering red headed sluts at the bar, but it does the trick, and if all else fails, it’s a conversation starter.
“-i think i might like you better drunk than sober. you’re funnier like this.”
The Devil is real. And he’s not a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful. ‘Cause he’s a fallen angel, and he used to be God’s favorite.
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“German people are quiet, then BOOM! They take over Poland for no good reason!”
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@dhkore
akki laughs, a bright tinkling sound, bringing the champagne up to her lips again. they’re both a little too far past tipsy, but akki likes it like that; always has. why sit in solemn sobriety when you can bubble free?
“that’s not the point, subi and you know it!” she’s having a hard time keeping herself on her chair, heels clacking a little against the long, metal legs. “all- all i was saying was that you can’t trust them! no one! perhaps especially not the germans! they’re so loud and demanding- no. none. no. one.”
Drunk sentence starters.
“See, I’m not too drunk, I can still take my clothes off.” “I lost my pants - but I found myself.” “I feel like a pickle torpedo… In a sea of graham cracker crumbs.” “I’m not a violent guy. If there was a ghost up there at that stop sign I would just let him pass. Even if it wasn’t his turn I still wouldn’t punch him.” “IT’S THE PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM YOU FAT MOTHERFUCKER!” “Look at all this snow, imagine if it was sand, but still cold, no wait, warm snow. I like the beach.” “I’LL PROTECT YOU! I’M BATMAN!” “Let’s see what’s in this cabinet! What the fuck is in this cabinet?! There’s nothing interesting in this cabinet! I’m going to slam this cabinet shut now! Let’s move on to the next cabinet.” “If I had 47 dragons, I’d give you one but only one.” “Suck my dick, I’m a pterodactyl!” “German people are quiet, then BOOM! They take over Poland for no good reason!” “I’m not David Hasselhoff!” “Please don’t think bad about me, ‘cause I’m drunk. I’ll be a good wife, I know where to buy good tomatoes and cucumbers!” “I think that rock is judging me. FUCK YOU YOU WHORE ROCK.” “Don’t worry, when I’m in charge you can still be deputy of fire truck planet.” “Fuck this pizza.”
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I HATE YOU.
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