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“Oh, are you selling something?” either way there was certainly a rukus over here.

“ Actually, I am ! I’m sellin’ some pastries today. Anything that catches y’eye?”

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he laughs at this, more to himself than at yato’s expense. as if he were sharing some secret with himself. but he voices his thought soon enough.          “ actually, i only saw the number with–what was it–            ‘call me for a good time’?            but i heard lawless snickering for a while, so i can only assume. ”

The mere remembrance of that emo punk kid instantly cause Yato to boil with anger. In this realm, the civilians disgraced his godly presence by tainting his advertisements and promotions. “Y’know. Y’should really take care of your brat brother if all he does is vandalize!”

“Though may I ask why you stole from me?” 

“ Ehhh. If we’re being honest here, just felt like it. It’s been a while since business was going well and I haven’t really...--” Pausing, he turns away humiliated by his actions. “Sorry, about that. Sometimes the need for survival kicks in.”

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She sighs inwardly at the teary eyed man-child, idly agreeing to whatever he’s going on about as she takes the application from him and skims through it. Honestly, she’s impressed by how organized and well thought-out everything is, and can’t help but nod in approval. However, his question catches her off guard and her cheeks flush from their usual rosy pink to a deep crimson. “T-That’s none of your business!” She huffs, crossing her arms in front of her.

Her initial reaction bemused the God as she was thoroughly irritated with his antics and teasing. Instead, he waves a pen in her direction; chuckling. “Oi, stop standing there and lookin’ so upset. Just fill the application out. I promise ya I’ll find y’the best date.” In the grip of his arm, there was a small notebook that was his written data collection of the answers among the community. Inching closer, he finally forces her hand to take the writing tool, offering a sly wink. “C’mon, Hiyori! I can promise that I’ll get y’the perfect date for ya. I won’t let y’down.” Saluting to her, Yato rushes away from the vicinity, whistling a light melody while waiting for her to fill out the application.

In other words, it was down right annoying having to hear such conceited words coming from what seemed to be a creep. It could’ve been the adrenaline rush hitting her from confronting him, but Usagi couldn’t help but feel determined to make this guy shut his yap before it became a nuisance.

“As a God, I can grant any wish that’d you desire. Is there anything you want? And...let’s say you don’t believe me. What chance do you have to lose by making a wish, right?”

   “ oh, bless your heart ! what are you going to take ‘ snazzy ’ prom pictures with ? your equally snazzy flip phone ?? ”

“ WHA -- My phone happens to me the most high quality and snazziest thing in this rustic pit. But... when I think about it. I would prefer Hiyori to go with you instead of some creep. So, don’t do anythin’ crazy, alright?”

“HAH? Who said we were goin’ together, anyway. Y’guys want me to get the camera and take some snazzy prom pictures?”

“A-Ah, yeah I am proud of you!” She really was though. How could she not when he was putting in so much effort into it? “I was actually kinda thinking about signing up for it…”

“O-Oh... really?! I know I’m...a changing man. So kind, so generous.” He sniffs and hands her the application, waving it towards her proudly. “Fill it out and let me know what y’think. But...” Curiously, he peers at her; wondering who she wanted to go with. “Who y’wanna go with, anyway? Have you seen these guys ‘round here? Talk about ... helpless.”

“Yato’s… Cupid… Services…” Who let him do this.

“Hiyyyoriii !~ Why the long face, why don’t you sign up for your free trial, today. It’s a first that I offered my services, for free. Aren’t you proud of me?”