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Need this

(18+)

@captainsomeguy❤

Making your phone background a picture of your significant other is the 21st century version of keeping a photo of your significant other in your pocketwatch or locket.

❤️😊

@captainsomeguy lol

reblog this if ur the friend that walks in the grass when the sidewalk is too small

@captainsomeguy me too :)

We do not yet understand the physics by which elevators function, and must still rely on naturally occurring elevators to build our skyscrapers around.

@captainsomeguy 😂it's a mystery :)

(18+)

(18+)

@captainsomeguy

Yesss

IM CRYINGNFN

French: pamplemousse English: :) French: pls no English: raisinfruit

english: helicopter german: :) english: uh oh german: lifting screwdriver

English: fridge Dutch: :) English: oh no Dutch: cooling closet

@captainsomeguy oooooh

This is damn cute.

Life goals tbh

@devspaghetti this will be us with a dog in the future

@captainsomeguy 10000% yes, absolutely