GODDESS / GODLESS.

do they smoke cigarettes in heaven? / Jack Garland

*  A MIXTURE OF TVD  S3 - S4 PROMPTS , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

‘ Hey, you should learn to knock. What if I was… indecent? ‘

‘ Why should I let you leave? ‘

‘ I am every parent’s worst nightmare. I am the chaperone teacher from hell. ‘

‘ I need you to stop following me - it’s causing some problems. ‘

‘ Let’s skip the part where we pretend we don’t know about the vampires. ‘

‘ You were testing me to see if I was a vampire. ‘

‘ Oh, boy. Are you a sucker for a lost cause, or what? ‘

‘ Can you just give me a minute to appreciate that you’re not dead? ‘

‘ You had a bag full of weapons and a teacher with an eternity ring. ‘

‘ It was too dangerous going out there to begin with, so what was it? ‘

‘ You know you were dreaming about me. Explains the drool. ‘

‘ I wake up in stranger’s blood in places I don’t recognize. ‘

‘ You may be cute, but you’re still a vampire. ‘

‘ To a vampire, that’s nothing. To you? That’s half your life. ‘

‘ A thousand years of life experience says otherwise. ‘

‘ I don’t want you to be what other people think that you are. ‘

‘ Why is it suddenly so important that everybody keep me in check? ‘

‘ You can’t just keep appearing like this. It freaks me out. ‘

‘ What do you mean “what”? I’ve been calling you for two days. ‘

‘ I’m the guy who’s been assigned to protect the human blood bag. ‘

‘ You almost got barbecued. The least I can do is apply first-aid. ‘

‘ When I kill someone, they’re supposed to stay dead. ‘

‘ I don’t know why this is happening, or when it’s gonna stop. ‘

‘ You need to disappear. Or evaporate. Or do whatever it is that ghosts do. ‘

‘ Careful where you shine that thing. Bats hate the light. ‘

‘ She’s a thousand-year-old vampire who’s joined the cheer leading squad. ‘

‘ We’re a predatory species. We don’t have time to care about humans. ‘

‘ Why feed on vampires? Don’t tell it’s for the smooth after taste. ‘

‘ What the hell’s wrong with you? You’re not supposed to witchy-migraine me! ‘

‘ Humanity is a vampire’s greatest weakness. ‘

‘ No matter how easy it is to turn it off, it keeps trying to fight its way back in.  ‘

‘ She ran for the hills like usual, the minute things got bad. ‘

‘ Human life is just a means to an end. Our means, to our end. ‘

‘ OK, so what if he asked you to rip your own heart out? ‘

‘ None of us are gonna make it out of this town alive.. ‘

‘ When are you going to get it? Stop saving me! ‘

‘ Take it from me. Strange is bad; dead is worse. ‘

‘ You know, you guys are ruining a perfectly good funeral. ’

‘ Is that what you`re doing? Trying to make me hate you? ‘

‘ Are you going to kill me? ‘

‘ I thought about it myself once or twice over the centuries, truth be told.  ‘

‘ And I could let you, die, if that’s what you want.  ‘

‘ Vampire hunter who can’t be killed by vampires. Convenient. ‘

‘ I’ve been having these dreams for days now. ‘

‘ I just can’t believe that you guys kept this from me this whole time. ‘

‘ You bit me. I could’ve died. ‘

‘ You’re gonna wanna buff up, if you start dating this one. ‘

‘ We all know the drill– you feed or you die. ‘

‘ I was supposed to die, I don’t– I don’t want– I can’t be a vampire! ‘

‘ I made a choice that I will regret for the rest of my life. Now let me try to fix it. ‘

‘ I never thought I’d be saying this, but I can’t stop thinking about blood. ‘

‘ Your mouth was all over me. I was an innocent victim. ‘

‘ Yoo-hoo, anybody home? Big bad vampire out here. ‘

‘ You don’t have to convince me that everything’s going to be okay.. ‘

‘ This is wrong. A bunch of people just died and we’re having sex. ‘

‘ Did I say that I was a germaphobe? Pfft. Sorry. I meant vampire. ‘

‘ Is the hospital really the best place for a germaphobe? ‘

‘ Because you’re a vampire now. And part of you knows you’re a lot more like me. ‘

‘ Do you remember what you were like before you turned? ‘

‘ You are a vampire now. You just have to learn the right way to be one. ‘

‘ Well let’s just say it’s made you the most well protected vampire hunter in town. ‘

‘ I’m searching for a supernatural handbook. ‘

‘ I know what being around too much blood does to you, so… I can’t put you through that.  ‘

‘ Newbie vampire remorse? Whoof, it’s worse than a hangover. ‘

‘ Is that where you’ve been all morning? Buying bossypants? ‘

‘ For someone who doesn’t want to be like me, you sure are good at it. ‘

‘ Well, “lost” is a very strong word, we just technically don’t know where she is. ‘

‘ The witch who loses her powers gets left out of important conversations. ‘

‘ You’re using your calm voice today. Who’s getting killed? ‘