GOLDEN GODDESS

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

That was a wild goddamn ride

god this was worth the read

Everything’s coming up right

Mermaid Street, Sussex, England (2014).

Fuck, I want to go to Greece so bad.

*calls you dude and babe in the same sentence*

which spongebob character is the white gay friend

larry the lobster next question

larry is that type of gay w/ masc4masc and “no fats no fems” on his Floundr bio

Floundr bio I’m out

i had to read this on my dash and now you have to too

How dare you do that to Larry. He is pure and precious and he would not discriminate against fat people in his bio. You ever watch the episodes with him in it? He’s always super nice when it comes to Spongebob’s lack of muscle and always tried to encourage him. Shame on you.

drag them!

He’s nice to Spongebob because Spongebob is a twink.

true. but Spongebob is also fem so

So that would mean Patrick is a bear?

I wanna fuck sandy squirrels

I choked because of this

I died at spussy and twinkbob

i want to be in love and i want it to not hurt

fall in love with someone who matches your worth. who feeds the flow of your energy. someone who isn’t looking for a trophy or bragging rights. build with someone who carries your weakness into strength. who remembers to pray with you. when you find this. you have arrived home.

😩

plot twist: she’s a very freaky girl that you can bring home to momma