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I have to say I'm extremely envious of children and teens these days. When I was a kid sex wasn't even discussed except to say that we shouldn't do it (do what?).

Just to find out what sex was I tried to sneak the sex ed book pictured in this post out of my local library (my mom didn't allow me to have a library card). As fate would have it, though, the library had recently installed a security system so when I passed through the exit, it went off with an almost harmless sounding beep, beep, beep.

I tried to pretend that I just forgot to check it out, but after the librarian asked me for my card I was forced to admit that my mom didn't allow me to have my own library card precisely because she feared I might try to check out a book like that. But, to my surprise, she didn't seem to be angry with me. And instead of calling my mom, as I expected her to do, the librarian handed the book back to me and said: "It's important for you to have this information. I will check the book out for you on my card and you can return it when you're finished"

Not all demons have horns, my friends! At the time I saw that librarian as nothing more than a kind, middle-aged woman but looking back I can see that she was really one of Satan's demons in the guise of gentle librarian performing the important, if unglamorous, work of destroying the innocence of the young. I never saw her again and so I did not have the opportunity to thank her for her kindness; but I am confident that we will meet again in Hell where I will finally express my gratitude in person.

Though I learned more about sex from that library book than I would ever have from 10 years of church sermons, I never got the chance to apply that carnal knowledge. Neither me nor my friends were ever allowed to to date or attend school dances and I remember my best friend was actually physically disciplined in advance because his parents thought he MIGHT try to hold hands with a girl while roller skating. I actually never got married, never had a girlfriend, and am now a 43 year old virgin.

However, I am consoled beyond words by the certainty that Christianity is finally dying its long deserved death at the hands of secular humanism. Where I had to sneak books out of the library, today's teen can access hardcore pornography of any kind within moments on their personal smart phone. The age of purity and innocence has come to an end -- and not soon enough.

Curse God & Hail Satan! 𐕣 God is dead! 𐕣 God is dead! 𐕣 God is dead!