MY IDEAL FORM IS A SENTIENT SWORD

sorry for shooting your dog with a crossbow you have to understand Im american our education system is in the gutter most of us were never taught that killing peoples beloved pets with medieval projectile weaponry is wrong and we're all too burnt out to research it on our own time

life pro tip: pokemon held item rules apply to you too. hold onto a single berry and eat it when you feel weak. hold onto your leftovers to nibble at throughout the day to regain stamina. hold onto ultranecrozium z to attack your foes with the light that burns the sky.

all 4 billion scolipede fans be like: i like charizard but hate its popularity

all 7 billion scolipede fans be like “underrated fav”

All 7 billion scolipede fans be like “no one actually like scolipede, everyone just wants to fuck it.”

Honestly if I knew it was my last day in the time loop I think I’d get kinda sad and nostalgic about it

bro you are acting straight up delightful right now. yay ! you are my delight Bro