devilishfarts (Devil)

I have a few ideas for a multi part story, let me know which ones you like.

- Story of two best friends who gas one another out for fun, eventually developing into romance and sex

- Story of a corrupt police force who use their farts to make criminals talk

- A superhero/supervillain parody where both parties have fart related superpowers, and are constantly at each others throats (would contain hyper farts!)

Stall Attendant

Your job was to kneel. Kneel for men to use when they please. Your only payment was the farts they so graciously provided you.

It was early into your shift at the busiest train station in the city. Tons of men would come through, stressed about needing to catch a train or having missed one, and your face was the perfect relief. You spy one of your regulars walk in- a hunky guy, in denim jeans that held in his stink, making for a stinkier experience.

“Get ready, fag. I got a lot of farts coming your way.” He sidles up to the urinal, and you crawl over, planting your face between his cheeks.

RRBBBPPRT!

The first fart is nothing to scoff at, stinking of egg and cheese. You huff it up as if it’s your life source.

PHHHBBBRRRTTT!

“Fuck, take those farts faggot.” You oblige, huffing from the source as you reach down to touch yourself for the fourteenth time today.

“I got a massive one coming.. your nose better be ready, I don’t wanna smell any of it.” He rubs his stomach, tensing for a moment, before letting out a..

PPPRRFFFFFFFFTT!!

The fart practically filled the room, but you did your best- as you’d been employed to do, sniffing it all into your nose and mouth, tasting the sulfur on your tongue as your nose hairs singed into nothingness.

“Thanks, fag.” He shoves you down, zipping up his jeans, having finished his piss. “I’ll be back.”

Not even bothering to wash his hands, the hunk swaggered out of the bathroom, leaving you to cough and splutter- you loved this job.

Okay so... first story time- this is a short one. (Not my first time writing fart fetish stuff, just my first time here in this format! Hope you enjoy)

Beach Bum

This is your first time at a nude beach, and you’re surprised at all the confidence these dudes have - flashing it all to complete strangers. Your friends always said you needed to lighten up a little… 

“Hey dude.”

You look around, eventually seeing a hot guy lounging on a towel, fully nude, his massive ass being the first thing that comes to your attention.

“Could you get my back?” 

He holds up some sunscreen.

“Yeah, sure.” You say, eager to touch this hunk of a man. You lean in, squirting sunscreen on your hands, getting ready to rub circle after circle on his back and, with consent, his ass. Just as you’re about to make contact…

Brrrpt

He laughs, fanning his ass. “Sorry man, that’ll be my lunch. Hope you don’t mind.” You shake your head. Nothing could get in the way of this.

Frrrt. PHHHBBBBTT!

His massive ass continued jiggling with each fart, the man laughing at every sound that came out of him.

“You know- phhbt! I should really get some sun- FFRRRT screen on my ass, too. You okay with that?” 

You just nod, moving your hands down to his fat, voluptuous cheeks, rubbing the sunscreen in as best you could as he continued blasting farts, making your nose wrinkle.

PHHBBBBRRTT! BRRRRRPPPPTTT! BRRPT! 

“Cheers, newbie. Hope to see you around here more often.” He winks, waving you off.