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my mom: it’s really not good to eat past sunset me, whose circadian rhythms have aligned with a nearby raccoon’s: your rules don’t apply here

don’t worry. most of people who buys or use bitcoin doesn’t truly understand it. to really understant why it works as it works, you need to study a bit cryptology, so that way you can get what is digital signature and cryptographic hash function and how they work

“He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin…”

noctis: does anyone have a cell phone??  cloud: -produces a nokia flip phone- noctis, crying: WHERE ThE FUCK AM I ?!!?!

take a note fellas, chicks dont want dick pics. we want gundams

Oh my god ME

@sk2

doctor: I’m sorry… The test results are in.. you’re down with the sickness…

OH WH-A-A-AT?

Also parents: *aggressively ignored all signs you’ve ever shown*

Also parents: *misinterpreted signs when younger and punished you for it*

shit i completely forgot we already had a candy that satisfied the tide pod thing and its gushers

this is what i get for blocking everything related to homestuck out of my brain