instant crush

@thefamilyjuul eight legged freaks scarred me for life i apologize to the friendly spiders

@thefamilyjuul they just don’t look like they want to be my friend

have y’all seen those giant spiders that have just been popping up in like every state? I’m out - which country wants to adopt me?

@thefamilyjuul that’s what i’m thinking

there are no rules you eat those fajitas for breakfast bby (morning pep talk to myself)

sometimes you just scroll tiktok until your eyes bleed

really just wanna move my body like a cyclone

i should feel shame and embarrassment every time i watch “fifty shades of grey” but i don’t 😪 in fact i’ll watch them all in a sitting

has anyone actually met the gieco gecko? starting to think he’s not real …..

tinder but it’s me swiping on all the people i’d like to high five and maybe share my cheese fries with