* sagittate.

[trying to insult a person's dog-like devotion to someone but not wanting to make them sound too cool about it] keep your fucking dog in a purse

i'm here for you if you ever need a shoulder to bite on

a human stroking the vampire’s hair while the vampire is fangs deep in their neck. u agree

[guy who likes to help everyone always but is also suicidal and some sort of pervert voice] no yeah you can drink my blood. It’s fine

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

i would like a hug…. JUST KIDDING! i would like TWO hugs. (suddenly becomes cold and standoffish) i don’t need anything or anyone and i don’t want to talk about it.

Just finished my placements in overwatch competitive. I hit silver 2 I am going to kill myself.

damn bro. you trash

What’s your Overwatch competitive rank?

i ain’t ever play overwatch a day in my life. i just wanted to spread negativity. merry christmas

Yeah, we got to third base last night (I kissed his palm and declared no holy authority stood above him).