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you ever feel like you’re not even a main character in your own life

When two people think/say the same thing the english expression is ‘great minds think alike’ but in german it’s ‘two idiots one thought’

The thing I love about cats is that they’re basically born ready to throw down. There’s something strangely life-affirming about seeing a ball of fuzz that could fit in the palm of your hand with room to spare react to an unfamiliar creature literally a hundred times its size by going “I roll Intimidation”.

#the really life affirming part is that sometimes it works

This video transcends language

“When you tell a joke and your mom turns it into a lecture” Person: Mom, what do you call a rest for cows (vaca)? Mom: What? Person: A vaca-tion! Mom: Cow? When I told you to take the beef out of the freezer you DIDN’T DO IT… You never help me, you never listen to me, you’re always using your iPhone, your computer, you’re lazy, you never want to do anything…!

This is the funniest think I’ve ever seen in my entire life

since star wars canonically exists in the mcu, do you think nick fury ever watched the phantom menace, saw mace windu, and was like “huh”

HUGE KITTY