{★} revival

          “Doggy!”

:thinkemoji:

♫ With my legs up on the dashboard!     Only thing in my pocket is my passport! ♫

“I… I got it…? I got it..! See…? It’s so ea–” Celebrations were cut short after being told to try another bottle.

“NO–WAIT, I HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN?!” Caught by surprise, his aim sure would suffer…

“NO ENTIENDO! NO ENTIENDO PORQUE…! ME CAGO EN D– ANDA, WEY…! DEJAME… DEJAME…” He desparately tries to land one single shot while going full chuntaro. “JODIDA BOTELLA TE VOY A PARTIR LA…”

“…YOU’RE SERIOUSLY PISSING ME OOOOOOOOOOFF!! HOW MANY BOTTLES HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING, YOU DRUNK BASTAAAAAAAAARD?!” This time he reloads, and starts blasting at the fucking thing.

“…You’re fuckin’ with me, aren’t you, wolfie?” This time, he takes aim at the next bottle, leading his shot properly.

“…Huh? Oh, that was a practice shot. I’ll get this one for sure!” He takes a shot at the next bottle!

“Easy!” The recently christened cowboy pulls out his big iron and takes a shot at that bottle.

“I won’t be your Valentine, but I’ll accept all chocolates.”

“I love cocks. There is nothing more majestic than their crowing.”