Deuce's Corner

I don’t remember making any bets with you for these games.

Eagles kicked the Ravens ass. You always owe me money when that happens

You are a brave man, brother.

Trust me, you've never seen her scary face...

Ha fucking ha. Bought it for Little Bit and ended up watching it myself. God, it's sad when you find yourself humming Disney songs while you're at work and end up with clients looking at you like you're the crazy one.

Using the honeymoon, and the sleeping wife and new headphones to catch up on the television shows I’ve missed since I never have anytime to watch anything. Except when the Eagles and Phillies play. Watching True Detective and I’m pretty sure I have a new favorite show

Seriously, Deacon? Haven’t you seen enough crime, murder, and detective work to last a lifetime?

You'd think that, wouldn't you? But apparently not!

Shit. Clancy saw the ring.

I was the one who said no. You just didn’t listen to me.

You didn’t really want to say no. You just wanted to be swept off your feet

[chuckle] If I wanted to be swept off my feet, I’d’ve said yes in Scotland.

So, are we using these things again?

You’re supposed to be on your honeymoon. Get off the internet.

And you two have my daughter. What the hell have you been teaching her in our absence?

The cats have adopted her. Good luck getting her back.

God help us all...

So, are we using these things again?

You’re supposed to be on your honeymoon. Get off the internet.

And you two have my daughter. What the hell have you been teaching her in our absence?