What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitc

WW: hey im going 2 b late comin home jsyk

LL: You’re enjoying this too much.

WW: i think YOU'RE not enjoying this ENOUGH

WW: for someone supposedly in love u seem downright miserable

gwen let out a sigh, shaking her head. “i’m just trying to take some me time, you know? like, in a sort of ‘i don’t need no man’ kind of way.” she handed him his mug, holding hers easily in two fingers so she didn’t get burned, the pads of her fingers sticking to the ceramic thanks to her abilities. “it doesn’t matter, anyway, i’m here now, right?” she asked, a crooked, reassuring smile on her features. 

send 💖 for a headcanon about my muse’s relationship with them - wade loves giving evan relationship advice but wade is also the WORST relationship counselor in the WORLD. even if evan’s bummed wade knows the correct dumb things to say that’ll get him to laugh, and that always helps, even if it’s just a little.

LL: look I don’t know

LL: I suppose you’ve noticed tells, things of that nature.

LL: Suggestions of suppressed emotions? I could write a script if necessary.

LL: heaven FORBID

LL: corroborating the story may help

WW: well do i know ur in love with me or is it a secret

[SEVERAL HOURS LATER]:

LL: SHIT. The clown knows.

LL: I told him I was in love with you instead. Will sort out details later. Sorry.

LL: & also office potentially equals greater anti-clown resources

LL: I have no expectations that she’ll fall in love with me.

WW: i have SO MANY QUESTIONS

WW: it's ok tho im irresistible i cant blame u

WW: am i going 2 have to do anything

ES: NO WAY there are people out there who think you're TOUGH

ES: but ur a marshmallow and i love u

ES: Sorry i bugged you. it's just bugging me. I think MJ can teach me a lot about being normal. if we combine like, cinnamon roll (which everyone thinks I am) and sinnamon roll (what everyone thinks MJ is) maybe we will get something int he middle.

WW: im both, little man. im both.

WW: don't b sorry im always here for ur pep talks

WW: maybe u can teach her about like

ES: It count its just a dad answer. jp would say the same thing.

ES: i'm showing these texts to everyone u know to show ur mushy af

ES: :)

WW: everyone already knows im mushy kid im not secret about my feelings

ES: No. Not really. Not a significant one.

ES: it's mostly like yano MJ is so, she's just SO. i bet people like her so easy. not even ~like~ just like in general.

ES: she is very magnetic. like people turn their heads and want her attention, I think, anyway I do. And no i am not sayin i like MJ.

ES: I just think I'm not like that.

ES: Evan is not synonymous with fun

ES: BUT IT IS WITH WEIRD APPARENTLY.

WW: people are different, bud

WW: dont waste time trying to b someone else

WW: just be the best evan there is

WW: i mean i already think u r but apparently my opinions dont count so

WW: mj is mj

WW: you are you

WW: both very good and very special