Rigg told me I should get this app.
I guess introductions are expected.
I’m Detective Hoffman.
That’s it.
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@detectivemark-hoffman
Rigg told me I should get this app.
I guess introductions are expected.
I’m Detective Hoffman.
That’s it.
(OOC info below)

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Hoffman's fine with it, we'll adopt you.
Have your bags packed, we're picking you up now
And i get money?
You'll get pocket money, yes
How much?
Again, something I'll need to discuss with Hoffman.
Okay. Go discuss.
You can have as much as you want as long as Strahm’s wallet is left unattended.
I dont understand
Nevermind..
Hoffman's fine with it, we'll adopt you.
Have your bags packed, we're picking you up now
And i get money?
You'll get pocket money, yes
How much?
Again, something I'll need to discuss with Hoffman.
Okay. Go discuss.
You can have as much as you want as long as Strahm’s wallet is left unattended.
You seriously adopted a grown ass man? 💀
Nothing’s impossible.
And now if Strahm ever tries to leave me, I can wail “but what about our child?!” dramatically.
I'm crying
So's my wallet
Well you agreed to it so. You can't really complain.
Sorry for thinking it would be a 50/50 partnership and not me paying for 2 fully grown men to live comfortably on my dime and in my house.
With Hoffman's spoiled, fat ass you could expect that tbh. Does he look like someone taking any responsibility of others?
No, but I'm gonna stop paying for his shit if he doesn't.
Think about our child, Peter…
I'm thinking about my bank account asshole
That’s heartless. Family comes first.
You seriously adopted a grown ass man? 💀
Nothing’s impossible.
And now if Strahm ever tries to leave me, I can wail “but what about our child?!” dramatically.
I'm crying
So's my wallet
Well you agreed to it so. You can't really complain.
Sorry for thinking it would be a 50/50 partnership and not me paying for 2 fully grown men to live comfortably on my dime and in my house.
With Hoffman's spoiled, fat ass you could expect that tbh. Does he look like someone taking any responsibility of others?
No, but I'm gonna stop paying for his shit if he doesn't.
Think about our child, Peter…

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You seriously adopted a grown ass man? 💀
Nothing’s impossible.
And now if Strahm ever tries to leave me, I can wail “but what about our child?!” dramatically.
I'm crying
So's my wallet
Well you agreed to it so. You can't really complain.
Sorry for thinking it would be a 50/50 partnership and not me paying for 2 fully grown men to live comfortably on my dime and in my house.
With Hoffman's spoiled, fat ass you could expect that tbh. Does he look like someone taking any responsibility of others?
Some of that sentence was unneeded, but.. okay..
You seriously adopted a grown ass man? 💀
Nothing’s impossible.
And now if Strahm ever tries to leave me, I can wail “but what about our child?!” dramatically.
I'm crying
So's my wallet
Well you agreed to it so. You can't really complain.
Sorry for thinking it would be a 50/50 partnership and not me paying for 2 fully grown men to live comfortably on my dime and in my house.
Why would you ever expect me to put so much effort into this?
He's asking about an allowance, I'll let you call the shots on that
As long as it’s from your wallet.
Fuck me, so now I'm finding yours and Mallick's lifestyle?
You seriously adopted a grown ass man? 💀
Nothing’s impossible.
And now if Strahm ever tries to leave me, I can wail “but what about our child?!” dramatically.
He's asking about an allowance, I'll let you call the shots on that
As long as it’s from your wallet.

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Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Are we seriously considering adopting Mallick
What’s the harm in it?
Not saying there is, but it's up to you
Fine, who's telling him
going to ignore his comments about my paycheck
Go on. You do it.
Why? You're the one who's pretty fuckin' eager to go through with this
I said, you do it.
Jesus fuck, fine
Wasn’t that hard to convince you. Someone’s feelin’ obedient today.
I will bite your dick off
Are we seriously considering adopting Mallick
What’s the harm in it?
Not saying there is, but it's up to you
Fine, who's telling him
going to ignore his comments about my paycheck
Go on. You do it.
Why? You're the one who's pretty fuckin' eager to go through with this
I said, you do it.
Jesus fuck, fine
Wasn’t that hard to convince you. Someone’s feelin’ obedient today.
Are we seriously considering adopting Mallick
What’s the harm in it?
Not saying there is, but it's up to you
Fine, who's telling him
going to ignore his comments about my paycheck
Go on. You do it.
Why? You're the one who's pretty fuckin' eager to go through with this
I said, you do it.
Are we seriously considering adopting Mallick
What’s the harm in it?
Not saying there is, but it's up to you
Fine, who's telling him
going to ignore his comments about my paycheck
Go on. You do it.
I don't spend "a lot of time" with him.
You see him more than I do these days, I'd assume you were able to gauge that Hoffman is not the type for marriage.
Believe me, I don't want to. Not my fault he sticks around. And tbh? Why not. You never know tbh.
Is this you indirectly telling me that I should marry Hoffman.
You. Telling me. To marry Hoffman.
I don’t like the tone here. Am I that repulsive? Wooooow.
No, I just don't like the insinuation that I'm the one who's getting down on one knee
I mean, you’ve been down on your knees before…
Making a lifetime commitment and sucking you off are two very different things
Are they really, though?..
I'm starting to see why you were still single when we met
Ouch..

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Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Are we seriously considering adopting Mallick
What’s the harm in it?
Not saying there is, but it's up to you
I don't spend "a lot of time" with him.
You see him more than I do these days, I'd assume you were able to gauge that Hoffman is not the type for marriage.
Believe me, I don't want to. Not my fault he sticks around. And tbh? Why not. You never know tbh.
Is this you indirectly telling me that I should marry Hoffman.
You. Telling me. To marry Hoffman.
I don’t like the tone here. Am I that repulsive? Wooooow.
No, I just don't like the insinuation that I'm the one who's getting down on one knee
I mean, you’ve been down on your knees before…
Making a lifetime commitment and sucking you off are two very different things
Are they really, though?..