Name: Conan Woods; generally known as âDetective Woodsâ or just âWoodsâ.
Pronouns: He/Him
Age: 34 (May 22, 1991)
Status: Alive
Occupation: Battery City detective, though technically unofficial.
Location: Battery City
Affiliation: The truth
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@detective-woods
Name: Conan Woods; generally known as âDetective Woodsâ or just âWoodsâ.
Pronouns: He/Him
Age: 34 (May 22, 1991)
Status: Alive
Occupation: Battery City detective, though technically unofficial.
Location: Battery City
Affiliation: The truth

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(A man in a.. peculiar getup walks up to the cafĂŠ, and stands around like he's waiting for someone)
@detective-woods
(Alecsander, already very prepared, sits at an empty table wearing his polished company-issued suit. a lone cigarette hangs from the side of his mouth as he stirs his coffee. he looks up, and his eyes are immediately drawn to the man standing on the other side of the cafĂŠ. he raises a brow, wondering if a patient had somehow escaped the asylum wing at the western side of the building.)
(He scans the area, gives Alecsander a look, then waves and approaches the table)
Ah, hello! You are the exterminator from the radio, correct? I will admit, I hadn't expected you to be... blue.
(he watches woods walk over, finally starting to connect the dots. he blows out a puff of smoke towards him, as he looks up at this strange man through his lashes. his dusty blonde hair has faded streaks and splotches of blue dye still in them from when he was out in the desert. something that he has secretly kept dyed. whenever he is questioned on it, he uses the lame excuse of "it hasn't washed out yet", and somehow he gets away with it, despite the strict dress-code. this makes him obviously very memorable compared to other employees. he inhales once more, sizing woods up. he kicks his legs up on the table, leaning back in his chair before throwing a hand out in front of woods, offering a handshake.)
nice to meet you, detective. care to take a seat?
(He shakes his hand, then sits down on the other side of the table. He smells faintly of zoneweed)
It is nice to meet you too. Ah.. but you must know it is of upmost disrespect to put your feet upon the table, hm? If you would be so kind as to act a little more professional?
(in response, he simply stares at him blankly as he blows more smoke in his direction. he smirks slightly, pleased to already be gathering more dirt on woods. he's very familiar with the smell plaguing the detective across from him, it having a strange twinge atop the regular smell . . . the flower from a cactus being thrown into the mix. an ingredient only xenon moth would add. this realisation stabs through alecsander like a knife. he quickly pushes the thought aside. the main point is. . .)
been smoking with some killjoys, eh?
(he innocently tilts his head, gaze never shifting)
Hm? No, I prefer to smoke in my apartment.
(He gives his own innocent look, removing his hat and setting it on the table)
Ah.. but this conversation is meant to clear the air, is it not? It still seems you have quite the strong opinion of me. Would you mind sharing why?
(he takes one last puff, before chucking his cigarette into his cup of coffee to put it out. he sits up properly, leaning slightly forward)
hm . . . you're right. my apologies! but i must know, detective, why are you wearing . . .
(he pauses, once again looking woods up and down before staring at him intensely once more)
that.
(He sits up a little straighter, giving a very brief look of.. almost disgust at the act of wasting a perfectly good cup of coffee)
You mean my clothes? I always wear this when I am working. If I remember correctly, you didn't give a dress code.
(he scoffs, nothing but amusement showing on his face. he rests his head on his hand)
for a detective, you don't seem too good at blending in. perhaps you should . . . tone it down every once in a while, hm? or are you just so high off illegal zoneweed that you haven't even noticed what you've put on today?
I don't feel a need to blend in. It doesn't seem you yourself feel like fitting in that much.
(He shrugs)
I mean, your hair is blue. Haven't your higher ups spoken about that before? And I am well aware of my clothing choices.
Surely you're not accusing me of smuggling in zoneweed?
(he gives a hollow smile, not too pleased with woods bringing up his hair. despite this, he once more spins the conversation to be about the other)
it's not accusing if it's a fact. though, if you're suggesting you don't have any on you i'm sure you'd be keen to be searched by security to prove your innocence?
I have nothing to hide.
(He leans back, grabbing his hat and putting it back upon his head)
I doubt your advisors would be keen to see how you are acting here. Surely you do not act this disrespectful around them, hm?
nothing to hide... uh-huh...
(he simply laughs at this statement before crossing his arms, tilting his head innocently)
i'm sure my advisors would be pleased. after all, i'm just doing my job, aren't i? reporting rule breakers and . . . convict sympathisers.
Your job isn't acting like a rebellious child in a cafĂŠ, although I'm sure you know that? No higher up would be proud to see this kind of misconduct.
(He shrugs again)
But I suppose we are meant to be clearing the air. Although I don't appreciate the accusations.
ha. i'm acting like a child?
(this time, the insult really agitates him. his normal means of intimidation isn't working, so he switches to something more . . . intense. he stands up from his chair, the metal screeching terribly against the floor.)
i'm afraid we'll have to cut this meeting short. i'm not one to entertain those in cahoots with killjoys.
That is what I said.
(He watches him stand, his expression never changing from an amused smile)
You're going to draw attention. No one likes watching tantrums in public.
(his eye twitches in annoyance, his emotions rapidly changing much like a child. he takes in a breath, before returning back to a smile. although his eyes show a completely different emotion)
i think it'd be best for you and i to go our separate ways. it's clear we don't see . . . eye to eye. now, are you going to walk away with your dignity or will i have to call for security to arrest you for carrying illegal substances?
Can't I stay for a coffee? And as I said, I have nothing to hide. Your smile isn't fooling me either.
leave. now.
After my coffee.
(he sighs, standing up straight.)
you're right. i'm sorry for being so rude.
(he turns on his heel, and begins to walk away. he adjusts the collar on his uniform, before turning back around and launching himself over the table, tackling woods to the ground. his hands immediately reaches for the others throat)
Ah, well I appreciate the apology.
(His chair screeches and makes a loud sound against the floor as he's pushed backwards. He doesn't really fight back more than just trying to push him off)
(things quickly escalate as alecsander reaches into his pocket to pull out a knife, attempting to stab woods in the throat. he seems to have turned into a completely different person, his eyes vacant and glare sharp)
(This time he attempts to jabs a knee right below Alecsander's rib cage, trying to wind him enough to keep himself from getting killed)
(he falls back, losing grip on the knife as it crashes to the ground. he winces as he clutches his torso where he was hit. almost pathetically writhing on the ground from a very mild injury - as if he wasn't just trying to kill someone)
argh... now i'm definitely going to get you fired.
...
(He moves away and sits up, picking his hat up off the floor before speaking)
You do understand that people witnessed you attack me first, yes?
(he quickly scrambles up to his feet, still hunched over slightly from his minor injury)
only because you're a killjoy spy. you're not going to get away with this. just you wait. i'll ruin your fucking life.
I see.. well, you do have fun with that.
(He stands and brushes himself off)
Well, I will be taking my leave now. I suppose I can get a coffee another day.
(he huffs, turning on his heel, before taking a packet of cigarettes out of his pocket and lighting one up)
if i were you, i'd be careful with your tone.
(he then scurries away, obviously planning something. although, his plans don't carry much weight when he never executes them very well)
Hm.
(He leaves, but not before getting two coffees for home)
(A man in a.. peculiar getup walks up to the cafĂŠ, and stands around like he's waiting for someone)
@detective-woods
(Alecsander, already very prepared, sits at an empty table wearing his polished company-issued suit. a lone cigarette hangs from the side of his mouth as he stirs his coffee. he looks up, and his eyes are immediately drawn to the man standing on the other side of the cafĂŠ. he raises a brow, wondering if a patient had somehow escaped the asylum wing at the western side of the building.)
(He scans the area, gives Alecsander a look, then waves and approaches the table)
Ah, hello! You are the exterminator from the radio, correct? I will admit, I hadn't expected you to be... blue.
(he watches woods walk over, finally starting to connect the dots. he blows out a puff of smoke towards him, as he looks up at this strange man through his lashes. his dusty blonde hair has faded streaks and splotches of blue dye still in them from when he was out in the desert. something that he has secretly kept dyed. whenever he is questioned on it, he uses the lame excuse of "it hasn't washed out yet", and somehow he gets away with it, despite the strict dress-code. this makes him obviously very memorable compared to other employees. he inhales once more, sizing woods up. he kicks his legs up on the table, leaning back in his chair before throwing a hand out in front of woods, offering a handshake.)
nice to meet you, detective. care to take a seat?
(He shakes his hand, then sits down on the other side of the table. He smells faintly of zoneweed)
It is nice to meet you too. Ah.. but you must know it is of upmost disrespect to put your feet upon the table, hm? If you would be so kind as to act a little more professional?
(in response, he simply stares at him blankly as he blows more smoke in his direction. he smirks slightly, pleased to already be gathering more dirt on woods. he's very familiar with the smell plaguing the detective across from him, it having a strange twinge atop the regular smell . . . the flower from a cactus being thrown into the mix. an ingredient only xenon moth would add. this realisation stabs through alecsander like a knife. he quickly pushes the thought aside. the main point is. . .)
been smoking with some killjoys, eh?
(he innocently tilts his head, gaze never shifting)
Hm? No, I prefer to smoke in my apartment.
(He gives his own innocent look, removing his hat and setting it on the table)
Ah.. but this conversation is meant to clear the air, is it not? It still seems you have quite the strong opinion of me. Would you mind sharing why?
(he takes one last puff, before chucking his cigarette into his cup of coffee to put it out. he sits up properly, leaning slightly forward)
hm . . . you're right. my apologies! but i must know, detective, why are you wearing . . .
(he pauses, once again looking woods up and down before staring at him intensely once more)
that.
(He sits up a little straighter, giving a very brief look of.. almost disgust at the act of wasting a perfectly good cup of coffee)
You mean my clothes? I always wear this when I am working. If I remember correctly, you didn't give a dress code.
(he scoffs, nothing but amusement showing on his face. he rests his head on his hand)
for a detective, you don't seem too good at blending in. perhaps you should . . . tone it down every once in a while, hm? or are you just so high off illegal zoneweed that you haven't even noticed what you've put on today?
I don't feel a need to blend in. It doesn't seem you yourself feel like fitting in that much.
(He shrugs)
I mean, your hair is blue. Haven't your higher ups spoken about that before? And I am well aware of my clothing choices.
Surely you're not accusing me of smuggling in zoneweed?
(he gives a hollow smile, not too pleased with woods bringing up his hair. despite this, he once more spins the conversation to be about the other)
it's not accusing if it's a fact. though, if you're suggesting you don't have any on you i'm sure you'd be keen to be searched by security to prove your innocence?
I have nothing to hide.
(He leans back, grabbing his hat and putting it back upon his head)
I doubt your advisors would be keen to see how you are acting here. Surely you do not act this disrespectful around them, hm?
nothing to hide... uh-huh...
(he simply laughs at this statement before crossing his arms, tilting his head innocently)
i'm sure my advisors would be pleased. after all, i'm just doing my job, aren't i? reporting rule breakers and . . . convict sympathisers.
Your job isn't acting like a rebellious child in a cafĂŠ, although I'm sure you know that? No higher up would be proud to see this kind of misconduct.
(He shrugs again)
But I suppose we are meant to be clearing the air. Although I don't appreciate the accusations.
ha. i'm acting like a child?
(this time, the insult really agitates him. his normal means of intimidation isn't working, so he switches to something more . . . intense. he stands up from his chair, the metal screeching terribly against the floor.)
i'm afraid we'll have to cut this meeting short. i'm not one to entertain those in cahoots with killjoys.
That is what I said.
(He watches him stand, his expression never changing from an amused smile)
You're going to draw attention. No one likes watching tantrums in public.
(his eye twitches in annoyance, his emotions rapidly changing much like a child. he takes in a breath, before returning back to a smile. although his eyes show a completely different emotion)
i think it'd be best for you and i to go our separate ways. it's clear we don't see . . . eye to eye. now, are you going to walk away with your dignity or will i have to call for security to arrest you for carrying illegal substances?
Can't I stay for a coffee? And as I said, I have nothing to hide. Your smile isn't fooling me either.
leave. now.
After my coffee.
(he sighs, standing up straight.)
you're right. i'm sorry for being so rude.
(he turns on his heel, and begins to walk away. he adjusts the collar on his uniform, before turning back around and launching himself over the table, tackling woods to the ground. his hands immediately reaches for the others throat)
Ah, well I appreciate the apology.
(His chair screeches and makes a loud sound against the floor as he's pushed backwards. He doesn't really fight back more than just trying to push him off)
(things quickly escalate as alecsander reaches into his pocket to pull out a knife, attempting to stab woods in the throat. he seems to have turned into a completely different person, his eyes vacant and glare sharp)
(This time he attempts to jabs a knee right below Alecsander's rib cage, trying to wind him enough to keep himself from getting killed)
(he falls back, losing grip on the knife as it crashes to the ground. he winces as he clutches his torso where he was hit. almost pathetically writhing on the ground from a very mild injury - as if he wasn't just trying to kill someone)
argh... now i'm definitely going to get you fired.
...
(He moves away and sits up, picking his hat up off the floor before speaking)
You do understand that people witnessed you attack me first, yes?
(he quickly scrambles up to his feet, still hunched over slightly from his minor injury)
only because you're a killjoy spy. you're not going to get away with this. just you wait. i'll ruin your fucking life.
I see.. well, you do have fun with that.
(He stands and brushes himself off)
Well, I will be taking my leave now. I suppose I can get a coffee another day.
(A man in a.. peculiar getup walks up to the cafĂŠ, and stands around like he's waiting for someone)
@detective-woods
(Alecsander, already very prepared, sits at an empty table wearing his polished company-issued suit. a lone cigarette hangs from the side of his mouth as he stirs his coffee. he looks up, and his eyes are immediately drawn to the man standing on the other side of the cafĂŠ. he raises a brow, wondering if a patient had somehow escaped the asylum wing at the western side of the building.)
(He scans the area, gives Alecsander a look, then waves and approaches the table)
Ah, hello! You are the exterminator from the radio, correct? I will admit, I hadn't expected you to be... blue.
(he watches woods walk over, finally starting to connect the dots. he blows out a puff of smoke towards him, as he looks up at this strange man through his lashes. his dusty blonde hair has faded streaks and splotches of blue dye still in them from when he was out in the desert. something that he has secretly kept dyed. whenever he is questioned on it, he uses the lame excuse of "it hasn't washed out yet", and somehow he gets away with it, despite the strict dress-code. this makes him obviously very memorable compared to other employees. he inhales once more, sizing woods up. he kicks his legs up on the table, leaning back in his chair before throwing a hand out in front of woods, offering a handshake.)
nice to meet you, detective. care to take a seat?
(He shakes his hand, then sits down on the other side of the table. He smells faintly of zoneweed)
It is nice to meet you too. Ah.. but you must know it is of upmost disrespect to put your feet upon the table, hm? If you would be so kind as to act a little more professional?
(in response, he simply stares at him blankly as he blows more smoke in his direction. he smirks slightly, pleased to already be gathering more dirt on woods. he's very familiar with the smell plaguing the detective across from him, it having a strange twinge atop the regular smell . . . the flower from a cactus being thrown into the mix. an ingredient only xenon moth would add. this realisation stabs through alecsander like a knife. he quickly pushes the thought aside. the main point is. . .)
been smoking with some killjoys, eh?
(he innocently tilts his head, gaze never shifting)
Hm? No, I prefer to smoke in my apartment.
(He gives his own innocent look, removing his hat and setting it on the table)
Ah.. but this conversation is meant to clear the air, is it not? It still seems you have quite the strong opinion of me. Would you mind sharing why?
(he takes one last puff, before chucking his cigarette into his cup of coffee to put it out. he sits up properly, leaning slightly forward)
hm . . . you're right. my apologies! but i must know, detective, why are you wearing . . .
(he pauses, once again looking woods up and down before staring at him intensely once more)
that.
(He sits up a little straighter, giving a very brief look of.. almost disgust at the act of wasting a perfectly good cup of coffee)
You mean my clothes? I always wear this when I am working. If I remember correctly, you didn't give a dress code.
(he scoffs, nothing but amusement showing on his face. he rests his head on his hand)
for a detective, you don't seem too good at blending in. perhaps you should . . . tone it down every once in a while, hm? or are you just so high off illegal zoneweed that you haven't even noticed what you've put on today?
I don't feel a need to blend in. It doesn't seem you yourself feel like fitting in that much.
(He shrugs)
I mean, your hair is blue. Haven't your higher ups spoken about that before? And I am well aware of my clothing choices.
Surely you're not accusing me of smuggling in zoneweed?
(he gives a hollow smile, not too pleased with woods bringing up his hair. despite this, he once more spins the conversation to be about the other)
it's not accusing if it's a fact. though, if you're suggesting you don't have any on you i'm sure you'd be keen to be searched by security to prove your innocence?
I have nothing to hide.
(He leans back, grabbing his hat and putting it back upon his head)
I doubt your advisors would be keen to see how you are acting here. Surely you do not act this disrespectful around them, hm?
nothing to hide... uh-huh...
(he simply laughs at this statement before crossing his arms, tilting his head innocently)
i'm sure my advisors would be pleased. after all, i'm just doing my job, aren't i? reporting rule breakers and . . . convict sympathisers.
Your job isn't acting like a rebellious child in a cafĂŠ, although I'm sure you know that? No higher up would be proud to see this kind of misconduct.
(He shrugs again)
But I suppose we are meant to be clearing the air. Although I don't appreciate the accusations.
ha. i'm acting like a child?
(this time, the insult really agitates him. his normal means of intimidation isn't working, so he switches to something more . . . intense. he stands up from his chair, the metal screeching terribly against the floor.)
i'm afraid we'll have to cut this meeting short. i'm not one to entertain those in cahoots with killjoys.
That is what I said.
(He watches him stand, his expression never changing from an amused smile)
You're going to draw attention. No one likes watching tantrums in public.
(his eye twitches in annoyance, his emotions rapidly changing much like a child. he takes in a breath, before returning back to a smile. although his eyes show a completely different emotion)
i think it'd be best for you and i to go our separate ways. it's clear we don't see . . . eye to eye. now, are you going to walk away with your dignity or will i have to call for security to arrest you for carrying illegal substances?
Can't I stay for a coffee? And as I said, I have nothing to hide. Your smile isn't fooling me either.
leave. now.
After my coffee.
(he sighs, standing up straight.)
you're right. i'm sorry for being so rude.
(he turns on his heel, and begins to walk away. he adjusts the collar on his uniform, before turning back around and launching himself over the table, tackling woods to the ground. his hands immediately reaches for the others throat)
Ah, well I appreciate the apology.
(His chair screeches and makes a loud sound against the floor as he's pushed backwards. He doesn't really fight back more than just trying to push him off)
(things quickly escalate as alecsander reaches into his pocket to pull out a knife, attempting to stab woods in the throat. he seems to have turned into a completely different person, his eyes vacant and glare sharp)
(This time he attempts to jabs a knee right below Alecsander's rib cage, trying to wind him enough to keep himself from getting killed)
(he falls back, losing grip on the knife as it crashes to the ground. he winces as he clutches his torso where he was hit. almost pathetically writhing on the ground from a very mild injury - as if he wasn't just trying to kill someone)
argh... now i'm definitely going to get you fired.
...
(He moves away and sits up, picking his hat up off the floor before speaking)
You do understand that people witnessed you attack me first, yes?
(A man in a.. peculiar getup walks up to the cafĂŠ, and stands around like he's waiting for someone)
@detective-woods
(Alecsander, already very prepared, sits at an empty table wearing his polished company-issued suit. a lone cigarette hangs from the side of his mouth as he stirs his coffee. he looks up, and his eyes are immediately drawn to the man standing on the other side of the cafĂŠ. he raises a brow, wondering if a patient had somehow escaped the asylum wing at the western side of the building.)
(He scans the area, gives Alecsander a look, then waves and approaches the table)
Ah, hello! You are the exterminator from the radio, correct? I will admit, I hadn't expected you to be... blue.
(he watches woods walk over, finally starting to connect the dots. he blows out a puff of smoke towards him, as he looks up at this strange man through his lashes. his dusty blonde hair has faded streaks and splotches of blue dye still in them from when he was out in the desert. something that he has secretly kept dyed. whenever he is questioned on it, he uses the lame excuse of "it hasn't washed out yet", and somehow he gets away with it, despite the strict dress-code. this makes him obviously very memorable compared to other employees. he inhales once more, sizing woods up. he kicks his legs up on the table, leaning back in his chair before throwing a hand out in front of woods, offering a handshake.)
nice to meet you, detective. care to take a seat?
(He shakes his hand, then sits down on the other side of the table. He smells faintly of zoneweed)
It is nice to meet you too. Ah.. but you must know it is of upmost disrespect to put your feet upon the table, hm? If you would be so kind as to act a little more professional?
(in response, he simply stares at him blankly as he blows more smoke in his direction. he smirks slightly, pleased to already be gathering more dirt on woods. he's very familiar with the smell plaguing the detective across from him, it having a strange twinge atop the regular smell . . . the flower from a cactus being thrown into the mix. an ingredient only xenon moth would add. this realisation stabs through alecsander like a knife. he quickly pushes the thought aside. the main point is. . .)
been smoking with some killjoys, eh?
(he innocently tilts his head, gaze never shifting)
Hm? No, I prefer to smoke in my apartment.
(He gives his own innocent look, removing his hat and setting it on the table)
Ah.. but this conversation is meant to clear the air, is it not? It still seems you have quite the strong opinion of me. Would you mind sharing why?
(he takes one last puff, before chucking his cigarette into his cup of coffee to put it out. he sits up properly, leaning slightly forward)
hm . . . you're right. my apologies! but i must know, detective, why are you wearing . . .
(he pauses, once again looking woods up and down before staring at him intensely once more)
that.
(He sits up a little straighter, giving a very brief look of.. almost disgust at the act of wasting a perfectly good cup of coffee)
You mean my clothes? I always wear this when I am working. If I remember correctly, you didn't give a dress code.
(he scoffs, nothing but amusement showing on his face. he rests his head on his hand)
for a detective, you don't seem too good at blending in. perhaps you should . . . tone it down every once in a while, hm? or are you just so high off illegal zoneweed that you haven't even noticed what you've put on today?
I don't feel a need to blend in. It doesn't seem you yourself feel like fitting in that much.
(He shrugs)
I mean, your hair is blue. Haven't your higher ups spoken about that before? And I am well aware of my clothing choices.
Surely you're not accusing me of smuggling in zoneweed?
(he gives a hollow smile, not too pleased with woods bringing up his hair. despite this, he once more spins the conversation to be about the other)
it's not accusing if it's a fact. though, if you're suggesting you don't have any on you i'm sure you'd be keen to be searched by security to prove your innocence?
I have nothing to hide.
(He leans back, grabbing his hat and putting it back upon his head)
I doubt your advisors would be keen to see how you are acting here. Surely you do not act this disrespectful around them, hm?
nothing to hide... uh-huh...
(he simply laughs at this statement before crossing his arms, tilting his head innocently)
i'm sure my advisors would be pleased. after all, i'm just doing my job, aren't i? reporting rule breakers and . . . convict sympathisers.
Your job isn't acting like a rebellious child in a cafĂŠ, although I'm sure you know that? No higher up would be proud to see this kind of misconduct.
(He shrugs again)
But I suppose we are meant to be clearing the air. Although I don't appreciate the accusations.
ha. i'm acting like a child?
(this time, the insult really agitates him. his normal means of intimidation isn't working, so he switches to something more . . . intense. he stands up from his chair, the metal screeching terribly against the floor.)
i'm afraid we'll have to cut this meeting short. i'm not one to entertain those in cahoots with killjoys.
That is what I said.
(He watches him stand, his expression never changing from an amused smile)
You're going to draw attention. No one likes watching tantrums in public.
(his eye twitches in annoyance, his emotions rapidly changing much like a child. he takes in a breath, before returning back to a smile. although his eyes show a completely different emotion)
i think it'd be best for you and i to go our separate ways. it's clear we don't see . . . eye to eye. now, are you going to walk away with your dignity or will i have to call for security to arrest you for carrying illegal substances?
Can't I stay for a coffee? And as I said, I have nothing to hide. Your smile isn't fooling me either.
leave. now.
After my coffee.
(he sighs, standing up straight.)
you're right. i'm sorry for being so rude.
(he turns on his heel, and begins to walk away. he adjusts the collar on his uniform, before turning back around and launching himself over the table, tackling woods to the ground. his hands immediately reaches for the others throat)
Ah, well I appreciate the apology.
(His chair screeches and makes a loud sound against the floor as he's pushed backwards. He doesn't really fight back more than just trying to push him off)
(things quickly escalate as alecsander reaches into his pocket to pull out a knife, attempting to stab woods in the throat. he seems to have turned into a completely different person, his eyes vacant and glare sharp)
(This time he attempts to jabs a knee right below Alecsander's rib cage, trying to wind him enough to keep himself from getting killed)

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(A man in a.. peculiar getup walks up to the cafĂŠ, and stands around like he's waiting for someone)
@detective-woods
(Alecsander, already very prepared, sits at an empty table wearing his polished company-issued suit. a lone cigarette hangs from the side of his mouth as he stirs his coffee. he looks up, and his eyes are immediately drawn to the man standing on the other side of the cafĂŠ. he raises a brow, wondering if a patient had somehow escaped the asylum wing at the western side of the building.)
(He scans the area, gives Alecsander a look, then waves and approaches the table)
Ah, hello! You are the exterminator from the radio, correct? I will admit, I hadn't expected you to be... blue.
(he watches woods walk over, finally starting to connect the dots. he blows out a puff of smoke towards him, as he looks up at this strange man through his lashes. his dusty blonde hair has faded streaks and splotches of blue dye still in them from when he was out in the desert. something that he has secretly kept dyed. whenever he is questioned on it, he uses the lame excuse of "it hasn't washed out yet", and somehow he gets away with it, despite the strict dress-code. this makes him obviously very memorable compared to other employees. he inhales once more, sizing woods up. he kicks his legs up on the table, leaning back in his chair before throwing a hand out in front of woods, offering a handshake.)
nice to meet you, detective. care to take a seat?
(He shakes his hand, then sits down on the other side of the table. He smells faintly of zoneweed)
It is nice to meet you too. Ah.. but you must know it is of upmost disrespect to put your feet upon the table, hm? If you would be so kind as to act a little more professional?
(in response, he simply stares at him blankly as he blows more smoke in his direction. he smirks slightly, pleased to already be gathering more dirt on woods. he's very familiar with the smell plaguing the detective across from him, it having a strange twinge atop the regular smell . . . the flower from a cactus being thrown into the mix. an ingredient only xenon moth would add. this realisation stabs through alecsander like a knife. he quickly pushes the thought aside. the main point is. . .)
been smoking with some killjoys, eh?
(he innocently tilts his head, gaze never shifting)
Hm? No, I prefer to smoke in my apartment.
(He gives his own innocent look, removing his hat and setting it on the table)
Ah.. but this conversation is meant to clear the air, is it not? It still seems you have quite the strong opinion of me. Would you mind sharing why?
(he takes one last puff, before chucking his cigarette into his cup of coffee to put it out. he sits up properly, leaning slightly forward)
hm . . . you're right. my apologies! but i must know, detective, why are you wearing . . .
(he pauses, once again looking woods up and down before staring at him intensely once more)
that.
(He sits up a little straighter, giving a very brief look of.. almost disgust at the act of wasting a perfectly good cup of coffee)
You mean my clothes? I always wear this when I am working. If I remember correctly, you didn't give a dress code.
(he scoffs, nothing but amusement showing on his face. he rests his head on his hand)
for a detective, you don't seem too good at blending in. perhaps you should . . . tone it down every once in a while, hm? or are you just so high off illegal zoneweed that you haven't even noticed what you've put on today?
I don't feel a need to blend in. It doesn't seem you yourself feel like fitting in that much.
(He shrugs)
I mean, your hair is blue. Haven't your higher ups spoken about that before? And I am well aware of my clothing choices.
Surely you're not accusing me of smuggling in zoneweed?
(he gives a hollow smile, not too pleased with woods bringing up his hair. despite this, he once more spins the conversation to be about the other)
it's not accusing if it's a fact. though, if you're suggesting you don't have any on you i'm sure you'd be keen to be searched by security to prove your innocence?
I have nothing to hide.
(He leans back, grabbing his hat and putting it back upon his head)
I doubt your advisors would be keen to see how you are acting here. Surely you do not act this disrespectful around them, hm?
nothing to hide... uh-huh...
(he simply laughs at this statement before crossing his arms, tilting his head innocently)
i'm sure my advisors would be pleased. after all, i'm just doing my job, aren't i? reporting rule breakers and . . . convict sympathisers.
Your job isn't acting like a rebellious child in a cafĂŠ, although I'm sure you know that? No higher up would be proud to see this kind of misconduct.
(He shrugs again)
But I suppose we are meant to be clearing the air. Although I don't appreciate the accusations.
ha. i'm acting like a child?
(this time, the insult really agitates him. his normal means of intimidation isn't working, so he switches to something more . . . intense. he stands up from his chair, the metal screeching terribly against the floor.)
i'm afraid we'll have to cut this meeting short. i'm not one to entertain those in cahoots with killjoys.
That is what I said.
(He watches him stand, his expression never changing from an amused smile)
You're going to draw attention. No one likes watching tantrums in public.
(his eye twitches in annoyance, his emotions rapidly changing much like a child. he takes in a breath, before returning back to a smile. although his eyes show a completely different emotion)
i think it'd be best for you and i to go our separate ways. it's clear we don't see . . . eye to eye. now, are you going to walk away with your dignity or will i have to call for security to arrest you for carrying illegal substances?
Can't I stay for a coffee? And as I said, I have nothing to hide. Your smile isn't fooling me either.
leave. now.
After my coffee.
(he sighs, standing up straight.)
you're right. i'm sorry for being so rude.
(he turns on his heel, and begins to walk away. he adjusts the collar on his uniform, before turning back around and launching himself over the table, tackling woods to the ground. his hands immediately reaches for the others throat)
Ah, well I appreciate the apology.
(His chair screeches and makes a loud sound against the floor as he's pushed backwards. He doesn't really fight back more than just trying to push him off)
(A man in a.. peculiar getup walks up to the cafĂŠ, and stands around like he's waiting for someone)
@detective-woods
(Alecsander, already very prepared, sits at an empty table wearing his polished company-issued suit. a lone cigarette hangs from the side of his mouth as he stirs his coffee. he looks up, and his eyes are immediately drawn to the man standing on the other side of the cafĂŠ. he raises a brow, wondering if a patient had somehow escaped the asylum wing at the western side of the building.)
(He scans the area, gives Alecsander a look, then waves and approaches the table)
Ah, hello! You are the exterminator from the radio, correct? I will admit, I hadn't expected you to be... blue.
(he watches woods walk over, finally starting to connect the dots. he blows out a puff of smoke towards him, as he looks up at this strange man through his lashes. his dusty blonde hair has faded streaks and splotches of blue dye still in them from when he was out in the desert. something that he has secretly kept dyed. whenever he is questioned on it, he uses the lame excuse of "it hasn't washed out yet", and somehow he gets away with it, despite the strict dress-code. this makes him obviously very memorable compared to other employees. he inhales once more, sizing woods up. he kicks his legs up on the table, leaning back in his chair before throwing a hand out in front of woods, offering a handshake.)
nice to meet you, detective. care to take a seat?
(He shakes his hand, then sits down on the other side of the table. He smells faintly of zoneweed)
It is nice to meet you too. Ah.. but you must know it is of upmost disrespect to put your feet upon the table, hm? If you would be so kind as to act a little more professional?
(in response, he simply stares at him blankly as he blows more smoke in his direction. he smirks slightly, pleased to already be gathering more dirt on woods. he's very familiar with the smell plaguing the detective across from him, it having a strange twinge atop the regular smell . . . the flower from a cactus being thrown into the mix. an ingredient only xenon moth would add. this realisation stabs through alecsander like a knife. he quickly pushes the thought aside. the main point is. . .)
been smoking with some killjoys, eh?
(he innocently tilts his head, gaze never shifting)
Hm? No, I prefer to smoke in my apartment.
(He gives his own innocent look, removing his hat and setting it on the table)
Ah.. but this conversation is meant to clear the air, is it not? It still seems you have quite the strong opinion of me. Would you mind sharing why?
(he takes one last puff, before chucking his cigarette into his cup of coffee to put it out. he sits up properly, leaning slightly forward)
hm . . . you're right. my apologies! but i must know, detective, why are you wearing . . .
(he pauses, once again looking woods up and down before staring at him intensely once more)
that.
(He sits up a little straighter, giving a very brief look of.. almost disgust at the act of wasting a perfectly good cup of coffee)
You mean my clothes? I always wear this when I am working. If I remember correctly, you didn't give a dress code.
(he scoffs, nothing but amusement showing on his face. he rests his head on his hand)
for a detective, you don't seem too good at blending in. perhaps you should . . . tone it down every once in a while, hm? or are you just so high off illegal zoneweed that you haven't even noticed what you've put on today?
I don't feel a need to blend in. It doesn't seem you yourself feel like fitting in that much.
(He shrugs)
I mean, your hair is blue. Haven't your higher ups spoken about that before? And I am well aware of my clothing choices.
Surely you're not accusing me of smuggling in zoneweed?
(he gives a hollow smile, not too pleased with woods bringing up his hair. despite this, he once more spins the conversation to be about the other)
it's not accusing if it's a fact. though, if you're suggesting you don't have any on you i'm sure you'd be keen to be searched by security to prove your innocence?
I have nothing to hide.
(He leans back, grabbing his hat and putting it back upon his head)
I doubt your advisors would be keen to see how you are acting here. Surely you do not act this disrespectful around them, hm?
nothing to hide... uh-huh...
(he simply laughs at this statement before crossing his arms, tilting his head innocently)
i'm sure my advisors would be pleased. after all, i'm just doing my job, aren't i? reporting rule breakers and . . . convict sympathisers.
Your job isn't acting like a rebellious child in a cafĂŠ, although I'm sure you know that? No higher up would be proud to see this kind of misconduct.
(He shrugs again)
But I suppose we are meant to be clearing the air. Although I don't appreciate the accusations.
ha. i'm acting like a child?
(this time, the insult really agitates him. his normal means of intimidation isn't working, so he switches to something more . . . intense. he stands up from his chair, the metal screeching terribly against the floor.)
i'm afraid we'll have to cut this meeting short. i'm not one to entertain those in cahoots with killjoys.
That is what I said.
(He watches him stand, his expression never changing from an amused smile)
You're going to draw attention. No one likes watching tantrums in public.
(his eye twitches in annoyance, his emotions rapidly changing much like a child. he takes in a breath, before returning back to a smile. although his eyes show a completely different emotion)
i think it'd be best for you and i to go our separate ways. it's clear we don't see . . . eye to eye. now, are you going to walk away with your dignity or will i have to call for security to arrest you for carrying illegal substances?
Can't I stay for a coffee? And as I said, I have nothing to hide. Your smile isn't fooling me either.
leave. now.
After my coffee.
(A man in a.. peculiar getup walks up to the cafĂŠ, and stands around like he's waiting for someone)
@detective-woods
(Alecsander, already very prepared, sits at an empty table wearing his polished company-issued suit. a lone cigarette hangs from the side of his mouth as he stirs his coffee. he looks up, and his eyes are immediately drawn to the man standing on the other side of the cafĂŠ. he raises a brow, wondering if a patient had somehow escaped the asylum wing at the western side of the building.)
(He scans the area, gives Alecsander a look, then waves and approaches the table)
Ah, hello! You are the exterminator from the radio, correct? I will admit, I hadn't expected you to be... blue.
(he watches woods walk over, finally starting to connect the dots. he blows out a puff of smoke towards him, as he looks up at this strange man through his lashes. his dusty blonde hair has faded streaks and splotches of blue dye still in them from when he was out in the desert. something that he has secretly kept dyed. whenever he is questioned on it, he uses the lame excuse of "it hasn't washed out yet", and somehow he gets away with it, despite the strict dress-code. this makes him obviously very memorable compared to other employees. he inhales once more, sizing woods up. he kicks his legs up on the table, leaning back in his chair before throwing a hand out in front of woods, offering a handshake.)
nice to meet you, detective. care to take a seat?
(He shakes his hand, then sits down on the other side of the table. He smells faintly of zoneweed)
It is nice to meet you too. Ah.. but you must know it is of upmost disrespect to put your feet upon the table, hm? If you would be so kind as to act a little more professional?
(in response, he simply stares at him blankly as he blows more smoke in his direction. he smirks slightly, pleased to already be gathering more dirt on woods. he's very familiar with the smell plaguing the detective across from him, it having a strange twinge atop the regular smell . . . the flower from a cactus being thrown into the mix. an ingredient only xenon moth would add. this realisation stabs through alecsander like a knife. he quickly pushes the thought aside. the main point is. . .)
been smoking with some killjoys, eh?
(he innocently tilts his head, gaze never shifting)
Hm? No, I prefer to smoke in my apartment.
(He gives his own innocent look, removing his hat and setting it on the table)
Ah.. but this conversation is meant to clear the air, is it not? It still seems you have quite the strong opinion of me. Would you mind sharing why?
(he takes one last puff, before chucking his cigarette into his cup of coffee to put it out. he sits up properly, leaning slightly forward)
hm . . . you're right. my apologies! but i must know, detective, why are you wearing . . .
(he pauses, once again looking woods up and down before staring at him intensely once more)
that.
(He sits up a little straighter, giving a very brief look of.. almost disgust at the act of wasting a perfectly good cup of coffee)
You mean my clothes? I always wear this when I am working. If I remember correctly, you didn't give a dress code.
(he scoffs, nothing but amusement showing on his face. he rests his head on his hand)
for a detective, you don't seem too good at blending in. perhaps you should . . . tone it down every once in a while, hm? or are you just so high off illegal zoneweed that you haven't even noticed what you've put on today?
I don't feel a need to blend in. It doesn't seem you yourself feel like fitting in that much.
(He shrugs)
I mean, your hair is blue. Haven't your higher ups spoken about that before? And I am well aware of my clothing choices.
Surely you're not accusing me of smuggling in zoneweed?
(he gives a hollow smile, not too pleased with woods bringing up his hair. despite this, he once more spins the conversation to be about the other)
it's not accusing if it's a fact. though, if you're suggesting you don't have any on you i'm sure you'd be keen to be searched by security to prove your innocence?
I have nothing to hide.
(He leans back, grabbing his hat and putting it back upon his head)
I doubt your advisors would be keen to see how you are acting here. Surely you do not act this disrespectful around them, hm?
nothing to hide... uh-huh...
(he simply laughs at this statement before crossing his arms, tilting his head innocently)
i'm sure my advisors would be pleased. after all, i'm just doing my job, aren't i? reporting rule breakers and . . . convict sympathisers.
Your job isn't acting like a rebellious child in a cafĂŠ, although I'm sure you know that? No higher up would be proud to see this kind of misconduct.
(He shrugs again)
But I suppose we are meant to be clearing the air. Although I don't appreciate the accusations.
ha. i'm acting like a child?
(this time, the insult really agitates him. his normal means of intimidation isn't working, so he switches to something more . . . intense. he stands up from his chair, the metal screeching terribly against the floor.)
i'm afraid we'll have to cut this meeting short. i'm not one to entertain those in cahoots with killjoys.
That is what I said.
(He watches him stand, his expression never changing from an amused smile)
You're going to draw attention. No one likes watching tantrums in public.
(his eye twitches in annoyance, his emotions rapidly changing much like a child. he takes in a breath, before returning back to a smile. although his eyes show a completely different emotion)
i think it'd be best for you and i to go our separate ways. it's clear we don't see . . . eye to eye. now, are you going to walk away with your dignity or will i have to call for security to arrest you for carrying illegal substances?
Can't I stay for a coffee? And as I said, I have nothing to hide. Your smile isn't fooling me either.
(A man in a.. peculiar getup walks up to the cafĂŠ, and stands around like he's waiting for someone)
@detective-woods
(Alecsander, already very prepared, sits at an empty table wearing his polished company-issued suit. a lone cigarette hangs from the side of his mouth as he stirs his coffee. he looks up, and his eyes are immediately drawn to the man standing on the other side of the cafĂŠ. he raises a brow, wondering if a patient had somehow escaped the asylum wing at the western side of the building.)
(He scans the area, gives Alecsander a look, then waves and approaches the table)
Ah, hello! You are the exterminator from the radio, correct? I will admit, I hadn't expected you to be... blue.
(he watches woods walk over, finally starting to connect the dots. he blows out a puff of smoke towards him, as he looks up at this strange man through his lashes. his dusty blonde hair has faded streaks and splotches of blue dye still in them from when he was out in the desert. something that he has secretly kept dyed. whenever he is questioned on it, he uses the lame excuse of "it hasn't washed out yet", and somehow he gets away with it, despite the strict dress-code. this makes him obviously very memorable compared to other employees. he inhales once more, sizing woods up. he kicks his legs up on the table, leaning back in his chair before throwing a hand out in front of woods, offering a handshake.)
nice to meet you, detective. care to take a seat?
(He shakes his hand, then sits down on the other side of the table. He smells faintly of zoneweed)
It is nice to meet you too. Ah.. but you must know it is of upmost disrespect to put your feet upon the table, hm? If you would be so kind as to act a little more professional?
(in response, he simply stares at him blankly as he blows more smoke in his direction. he smirks slightly, pleased to already be gathering more dirt on woods. he's very familiar with the smell plaguing the detective across from him, it having a strange twinge atop the regular smell . . . the flower from a cactus being thrown into the mix. an ingredient only xenon moth would add. this realisation stabs through alecsander like a knife. he quickly pushes the thought aside. the main point is. . .)
been smoking with some killjoys, eh?
(he innocently tilts his head, gaze never shifting)
Hm? No, I prefer to smoke in my apartment.
(He gives his own innocent look, removing his hat and setting it on the table)
Ah.. but this conversation is meant to clear the air, is it not? It still seems you have quite the strong opinion of me. Would you mind sharing why?
(he takes one last puff, before chucking his cigarette into his cup of coffee to put it out. he sits up properly, leaning slightly forward)
hm . . . you're right. my apologies! but i must know, detective, why are you wearing . . .
(he pauses, once again looking woods up and down before staring at him intensely once more)
that.
(He sits up a little straighter, giving a very brief look of.. almost disgust at the act of wasting a perfectly good cup of coffee)
You mean my clothes? I always wear this when I am working. If I remember correctly, you didn't give a dress code.
(he scoffs, nothing but amusement showing on his face. he rests his head on his hand)
for a detective, you don't seem too good at blending in. perhaps you should . . . tone it down every once in a while, hm? or are you just so high off illegal zoneweed that you haven't even noticed what you've put on today?
I don't feel a need to blend in. It doesn't seem you yourself feel like fitting in that much.
(He shrugs)
I mean, your hair is blue. Haven't your higher ups spoken about that before? And I am well aware of my clothing choices.
Surely you're not accusing me of smuggling in zoneweed?
(he gives a hollow smile, not too pleased with woods bringing up his hair. despite this, he once more spins the conversation to be about the other)
it's not accusing if it's a fact. though, if you're suggesting you don't have any on you i'm sure you'd be keen to be searched by security to prove your innocence?
I have nothing to hide.
(He leans back, grabbing his hat and putting it back upon his head)
I doubt your advisors would be keen to see how you are acting here. Surely you do not act this disrespectful around them, hm?
nothing to hide... uh-huh...
(he simply laughs at this statement before crossing his arms, tilting his head innocently)
i'm sure my advisors would be pleased. after all, i'm just doing my job, aren't i? reporting rule breakers and . . . convict sympathisers.
Your job isn't acting like a rebellious child in a cafĂŠ, although I'm sure you know that? No higher up would be proud to see this kind of misconduct.
(He shrugs again)
But I suppose we are meant to be clearing the air. Although I don't appreciate the accusations.
ha. i'm acting like a child?
(this time, the insult really agitates him. his normal means of intimidation isn't working, so he switches to something more . . . intense. he stands up from his chair, the metal screeching terribly against the floor.)
i'm afraid we'll have to cut this meeting short. i'm not one to entertain those in cahoots with killjoys.
That is what I said.
(He watches him stand, his expression never changing from an amused smile)
You're going to draw attention. No one likes watching tantrums in public.
(A man in a.. peculiar getup walks up to the cafĂŠ, and stands around like he's waiting for someone)
@detective-woods
(Alecsander, already very prepared, sits at an empty table wearing his polished company-issued suit. a lone cigarette hangs from the side of his mouth as he stirs his coffee. he looks up, and his eyes are immediately drawn to the man standing on the other side of the cafĂŠ. he raises a brow, wondering if a patient had somehow escaped the asylum wing at the western side of the building.)
(He scans the area, gives Alecsander a look, then waves and approaches the table)
Ah, hello! You are the exterminator from the radio, correct? I will admit, I hadn't expected you to be... blue.
(he watches woods walk over, finally starting to connect the dots. he blows out a puff of smoke towards him, as he looks up at this strange man through his lashes. his dusty blonde hair has faded streaks and splotches of blue dye still in them from when he was out in the desert. something that he has secretly kept dyed. whenever he is questioned on it, he uses the lame excuse of "it hasn't washed out yet", and somehow he gets away with it, despite the strict dress-code. this makes him obviously very memorable compared to other employees. he inhales once more, sizing woods up. he kicks his legs up on the table, leaning back in his chair before throwing a hand out in front of woods, offering a handshake.)
nice to meet you, detective. care to take a seat?
(He shakes his hand, then sits down on the other side of the table. He smells faintly of zoneweed)
It is nice to meet you too. Ah.. but you must know it is of upmost disrespect to put your feet upon the table, hm? If you would be so kind as to act a little more professional?
(in response, he simply stares at him blankly as he blows more smoke in his direction. he smirks slightly, pleased to already be gathering more dirt on woods. he's very familiar with the smell plaguing the detective across from him, it having a strange twinge atop the regular smell . . . the flower from a cactus being thrown into the mix. an ingredient only xenon moth would add. this realisation stabs through alecsander like a knife. he quickly pushes the thought aside. the main point is. . .)
been smoking with some killjoys, eh?
(he innocently tilts his head, gaze never shifting)
Hm? No, I prefer to smoke in my apartment.
(He gives his own innocent look, removing his hat and setting it on the table)
Ah.. but this conversation is meant to clear the air, is it not? It still seems you have quite the strong opinion of me. Would you mind sharing why?
(he takes one last puff, before chucking his cigarette into his cup of coffee to put it out. he sits up properly, leaning slightly forward)
hm . . . you're right. my apologies! but i must know, detective, why are you wearing . . .
(he pauses, once again looking woods up and down before staring at him intensely once more)
that.
(He sits up a little straighter, giving a very brief look of.. almost disgust at the act of wasting a perfectly good cup of coffee)
You mean my clothes? I always wear this when I am working. If I remember correctly, you didn't give a dress code.
(he scoffs, nothing but amusement showing on his face. he rests his head on his hand)
for a detective, you don't seem too good at blending in. perhaps you should . . . tone it down every once in a while, hm? or are you just so high off illegal zoneweed that you haven't even noticed what you've put on today?
I don't feel a need to blend in. It doesn't seem you yourself feel like fitting in that much.
(He shrugs)
I mean, your hair is blue. Haven't your higher ups spoken about that before? And I am well aware of my clothing choices.
Surely you're not accusing me of smuggling in zoneweed?
(he gives a hollow smile, not too pleased with woods bringing up his hair. despite this, he once more spins the conversation to be about the other)
it's not accusing if it's a fact. though, if you're suggesting you don't have any on you i'm sure you'd be keen to be searched by security to prove your innocence?
I have nothing to hide.
(He leans back, grabbing his hat and putting it back upon his head)
I doubt your advisors would be keen to see how you are acting here. Surely you do not act this disrespectful around them, hm?
nothing to hide... uh-huh...
(he simply laughs at this statement before crossing his arms, tilting his head innocently)
i'm sure my advisors would be pleased. after all, i'm just doing my job, aren't i? reporting rule breakers and . . . convict sympathisers.
Your job isn't acting like a rebellious child in a cafĂŠ, although I'm sure you know that? No higher up would be proud to see this kind of misconduct.
(He shrugs again)
But I suppose we are meant to be clearing the air. Although I don't appreciate the accusations.

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(A man in a.. peculiar getup walks up to the cafĂŠ, and stands around like he's waiting for someone)
@detective-woods
(Alecsander, already very prepared, sits at an empty table wearing his polished company-issued suit. a lone cigarette hangs from the side of his mouth as he stirs his coffee. he looks up, and his eyes are immediately drawn to the man standing on the other side of the cafĂŠ. he raises a brow, wondering if a patient had somehow escaped the asylum wing at the western side of the building.)
(He scans the area, gives Alecsander a look, then waves and approaches the table)
Ah, hello! You are the exterminator from the radio, correct? I will admit, I hadn't expected you to be... blue.
(he watches woods walk over, finally starting to connect the dots. he blows out a puff of smoke towards him, as he looks up at this strange man through his lashes. his dusty blonde hair has faded streaks and splotches of blue dye still in them from when he was out in the desert. something that he has secretly kept dyed. whenever he is questioned on it, he uses the lame excuse of "it hasn't washed out yet", and somehow he gets away with it, despite the strict dress-code. this makes him obviously very memorable compared to other employees. he inhales once more, sizing woods up. he kicks his legs up on the table, leaning back in his chair before throwing a hand out in front of woods, offering a handshake.)
nice to meet you, detective. care to take a seat?
(He shakes his hand, then sits down on the other side of the table. He smells faintly of zoneweed)
It is nice to meet you too. Ah.. but you must know it is of upmost disrespect to put your feet upon the table, hm? If you would be so kind as to act a little more professional?
(in response, he simply stares at him blankly as he blows more smoke in his direction. he smirks slightly, pleased to already be gathering more dirt on woods. he's very familiar with the smell plaguing the detective across from him, it having a strange twinge atop the regular smell . . . the flower from a cactus being thrown into the mix. an ingredient only xenon moth would add. this realisation stabs through alecsander like a knife. he quickly pushes the thought aside. the main point is. . .)
been smoking with some killjoys, eh?
(he innocently tilts his head, gaze never shifting)
Hm? No, I prefer to smoke in my apartment.
(He gives his own innocent look, removing his hat and setting it on the table)
Ah.. but this conversation is meant to clear the air, is it not? It still seems you have quite the strong opinion of me. Would you mind sharing why?
(he takes one last puff, before chucking his cigarette into his cup of coffee to put it out. he sits up properly, leaning slightly forward)
hm . . . you're right. my apologies! but i must know, detective, why are you wearing . . .
(he pauses, once again looking woods up and down before staring at him intensely once more)
that.
(He sits up a little straighter, giving a very brief look of.. almost disgust at the act of wasting a perfectly good cup of coffee)
You mean my clothes? I always wear this when I am working. If I remember correctly, you didn't give a dress code.
(he scoffs, nothing but amusement showing on his face. he rests his head on his hand)
for a detective, you don't seem too good at blending in. perhaps you should . . . tone it down every once in a while, hm? or are you just so high off illegal zoneweed that you haven't even noticed what you've put on today?
I don't feel a need to blend in. It doesn't seem you yourself feel like fitting in that much.
(He shrugs)
I mean, your hair is blue. Haven't your higher ups spoken about that before? And I am well aware of my clothing choices.
Surely you're not accusing me of smuggling in zoneweed?
(he gives a hollow smile, not too pleased with woods bringing up his hair. despite this, he once more spins the conversation to be about the other)
it's not accusing if it's a fact. though, if you're suggesting you don't have any on you i'm sure you'd be keen to be searched by security to prove your innocence?
I have nothing to hide.
(He leans back, grabbing his hat and putting it back upon his head)
I doubt your advisors would be keen to see how you are acting here. Surely you do not act this disrespectful around them, hm?
(A man in a.. peculiar getup walks up to the cafĂŠ, and stands around like he's waiting for someone)
@detective-woods
(Alecsander, already very prepared, sits at an empty table wearing his polished company-issued suit. a lone cigarette hangs from the side of his mouth as he stirs his coffee. he looks up, and his eyes are immediately drawn to the man standing on the other side of the cafĂŠ. he raises a brow, wondering if a patient had somehow escaped the asylum wing at the western side of the building.)
(He scans the area, gives Alecsander a look, then waves and approaches the table)
Ah, hello! You are the exterminator from the radio, correct? I will admit, I hadn't expected you to be... blue.
(he watches woods walk over, finally starting to connect the dots. he blows out a puff of smoke towards him, as he looks up at this strange man through his lashes. his dusty blonde hair has faded streaks and splotches of blue dye still in them from when he was out in the desert. something that he has secretly kept dyed. whenever he is questioned on it, he uses the lame excuse of "it hasn't washed out yet", and somehow he gets away with it, despite the strict dress-code. this makes him obviously very memorable compared to other employees. he inhales once more, sizing woods up. he kicks his legs up on the table, leaning back in his chair before throwing a hand out in front of woods, offering a handshake.)
nice to meet you, detective. care to take a seat?
(He shakes his hand, then sits down on the other side of the table. He smells faintly of zoneweed)
It is nice to meet you too. Ah.. but you must know it is of upmost disrespect to put your feet upon the table, hm? If you would be so kind as to act a little more professional?
(in response, he simply stares at him blankly as he blows more smoke in his direction. he smirks slightly, pleased to already be gathering more dirt on woods. he's very familiar with the smell plaguing the detective across from him, it having a strange twinge atop the regular smell . . . the flower from a cactus being thrown into the mix. an ingredient only xenon moth would add. this realisation stabs through alecsander like a knife. he quickly pushes the thought aside. the main point is. . .)
been smoking with some killjoys, eh?
(he innocently tilts his head, gaze never shifting)
Hm? No, I prefer to smoke in my apartment.
(He gives his own innocent look, removing his hat and setting it on the table)
Ah.. but this conversation is meant to clear the air, is it not? It still seems you have quite the strong opinion of me. Would you mind sharing why?
(he takes one last puff, before chucking his cigarette into his cup of coffee to put it out. he sits up properly, leaning slightly forward)
hm . . . you're right. my apologies! but i must know, detective, why are you wearing . . .
(he pauses, once again looking woods up and down before staring at him intensely once more)
that.
(He sits up a little straighter, giving a very brief look of.. almost disgust at the act of wasting a perfectly good cup of coffee)
You mean my clothes? I always wear this when I am working. If I remember correctly, you didn't give a dress code.
(he scoffs, nothing but amusement showing on his face. he rests his head on his hand)
for a detective, you don't seem too good at blending in. perhaps you should . . . tone it down every once in a while, hm? or are you just so high off illegal zoneweed that you haven't even noticed what you've put on today?
I don't feel a need to blend in. It doesn't seem you yourself feel like fitting in that much.
(He shrugs)
I mean, your hair is blue. Haven't your higher ups spoken about that before? And I am well aware of my clothing choices.
Surely you're not accusing me of smuggling in zoneweed?
(A man in a.. peculiar getup walks up to the cafĂŠ, and stands around like he's waiting for someone)
@detective-woods
(Alecsander, already very prepared, sits at an empty table wearing his polished company-issued suit. a lone cigarette hangs from the side of his mouth as he stirs his coffee. he looks up, and his eyes are immediately drawn to the man standing on the other side of the cafĂŠ. he raises a brow, wondering if a patient had somehow escaped the asylum wing at the western side of the building.)
(He scans the area, gives Alecsander a look, then waves and approaches the table)
Ah, hello! You are the exterminator from the radio, correct? I will admit, I hadn't expected you to be... blue.
(he watches woods walk over, finally starting to connect the dots. he blows out a puff of smoke towards him, as he looks up at this strange man through his lashes. his dusty blonde hair has faded streaks and splotches of blue dye still in them from when he was out in the desert. something that he has secretly kept dyed. whenever he is questioned on it, he uses the lame excuse of "it hasn't washed out yet", and somehow he gets away with it, despite the strict dress-code. this makes him obviously very memorable compared to other employees. he inhales once more, sizing woods up. he kicks his legs up on the table, leaning back in his chair before throwing a hand out in front of woods, offering a handshake.)
nice to meet you, detective. care to take a seat?
(He shakes his hand, then sits down on the other side of the table. He smells faintly of zoneweed)
It is nice to meet you too. Ah.. but you must know it is of upmost disrespect to put your feet upon the table, hm? If you would be so kind as to act a little more professional?
(in response, he simply stares at him blankly as he blows more smoke in his direction. he smirks slightly, pleased to already be gathering more dirt on woods. he's very familiar with the smell plaguing the detective across from him, it having a strange twinge atop the regular smell . . . the flower from a cactus being thrown into the mix. an ingredient only xenon moth would add. this realisation stabs through alecsander like a knife. he quickly pushes the thought aside. the main point is. . .)
been smoking with some killjoys, eh?
(he innocently tilts his head, gaze never shifting)
Hm? No, I prefer to smoke in my apartment.
(He gives his own innocent look, removing his hat and setting it on the table)
Ah.. but this conversation is meant to clear the air, is it not? It still seems you have quite the strong opinion of me. Would you mind sharing why?
(he takes one last puff, before chucking his cigarette into his cup of coffee to put it out. he sits up properly, leaning slightly forward)
hm . . . you're right. my apologies! but i must know, detective, why are you wearing . . .
(he pauses, once again looking woods up and down before staring at him intensely once more)
that.
(He sits up a little straighter, giving a very brief look of.. almost disgust at the act of wasting a perfectly good cup of coffee)
You mean my clothes? I always wear this when I am working. If I remember correctly, you didn't give a dress code.
(A man in a.. peculiar getup walks up to the cafĂŠ, and stands around like he's waiting for someone)
@detective-woods
(Alecsander, already very prepared, sits at an empty table wearing his polished company-issued suit. a lone cigarette hangs from the side of his mouth as he stirs his coffee. he looks up, and his eyes are immediately drawn to the man standing on the other side of the cafĂŠ. he raises a brow, wondering if a patient had somehow escaped the asylum wing at the western side of the building.)
(He scans the area, gives Alecsander a look, then waves and approaches the table)
Ah, hello! You are the exterminator from the radio, correct? I will admit, I hadn't expected you to be... blue.
(he watches woods walk over, finally starting to connect the dots. he blows out a puff of smoke towards him, as he looks up at this strange man through his lashes. his dusty blonde hair has faded streaks and splotches of blue dye still in them from when he was out in the desert. something that he has secretly kept dyed. whenever he is questioned on it, he uses the lame excuse of "it hasn't washed out yet", and somehow he gets away with it, despite the strict dress-code. this makes him obviously very memorable compared to other employees. he inhales once more, sizing woods up. he kicks his legs up on the table, leaning back in his chair before throwing a hand out in front of woods, offering a handshake.)
nice to meet you, detective. care to take a seat?
(He shakes his hand, then sits down on the other side of the table. He smells faintly of zoneweed)
It is nice to meet you too. Ah.. but you must know it is of upmost disrespect to put your feet upon the table, hm? If you would be so kind as to act a little more professional?
(in response, he simply stares at him blankly as he blows more smoke in his direction. he smirks slightly, pleased to already be gathering more dirt on woods. he's very familiar with the smell plaguing the detective across from him, it having a strange twinge atop the regular smell . . . the flower from a cactus being thrown into the mix. an ingredient only xenon moth would add. this realisation stabs through alecsander like a knife. he quickly pushes the thought aside. the main point is. . .)
been smoking with some killjoys, eh?
(he innocently tilts his head, gaze never shifting)
Hm? No, I prefer to smoke in my apartment.
(He gives his own innocent look, removing his hat and setting it on the table)
Ah.. but this conversation is meant to clear the air, is it not? It still seems you have quite the strong opinion of me. Would you mind sharing why?
(A man in a.. peculiar getup walks up to the cafĂŠ, and stands around like he's waiting for someone)
@detective-woods
(Alecsander, already very prepared, sits at an empty table wearing his polished company-issued suit. a lone cigarette hangs from the side of his mouth as he stirs his coffee. he looks up, and his eyes are immediately drawn to the man standing on the other side of the cafĂŠ. he raises a brow, wondering if a patient had somehow escaped the asylum wing at the western side of the building.)
(He scans the area, gives Alecsander a look, then waves and approaches the table)
Ah, hello! You are the exterminator from the radio, correct? I will admit, I hadn't expected you to be... blue.
(he watches woods walk over, finally starting to connect the dots. he blows out a puff of smoke towards him, as he looks up at this strange man through his lashes. his dusty blonde hair has faded streaks and splotches of blue dye still in them from when he was out in the desert. something that he has secretly kept dyed. whenever he is questioned on it, he uses the lame excuse of "it hasn't washed out yet", and somehow he gets away with it, despite the strict dress-code. this makes him obviously very memorable compared to other employees. he inhales once more, sizing woods up. he kicks his legs up on the table, leaning back in his chair before throwing a hand out in front of woods, offering a handshake.)
nice to meet you, detective. care to take a seat?
(He shakes his hand, then sits down on the other side of the table. He smells faintly of zoneweed)
It is nice to meet you too. Ah.. but you must know it is of upmost disrespect to put your feet upon the table, hm? If you would be so kind as to act a little more professional?

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(A man in a.. peculiar getup walks up to the cafĂŠ, and stands around like he's waiting for someone)
@detective-woods
(Alecsander, already very prepared, sits at an empty table wearing his polished company-issued suit. a lone cigarette hangs from the side of his mouth as he stirs his coffee. he looks up, and his eyes are immediately drawn to the man standing on the other side of the cafĂŠ. he raises a brow, wondering if a patient had somehow escaped the asylum wing at the western side of the building.)
(He scans the area, gives Alecsander a look, then waves and approaches the table)
Ah, hello! You are the exterminator from the radio, correct? I will admit, I hadn't expected you to be... blue.
Hm, well, this is quite interesting.
your radio is on.
Hm? Ah, well I suppose it is. Who might you be?
none of your business. you should really get off the company waves, killjoy.
Ah.. this is quite disappointing. I thought surely you would more keen than this. Well, I mustn't judge those quick to jump to conclusions.
You must be an exterminator, yes? A paranoid one at that.. to be so defensive so quickly.
my rank is none of your concern, though it is one high enough to make sure you don't see the sun rise tomorrow. i'm not paranoid, i just don't have time to entertain such meaningless conversations - and i know you most certainly don't have the time either, most killjoys don't live long, and to me it sounds like you're well past your extermination date. i may have to send out a team.
get off the waves. now.
Hum! And perhaps egotistical? I must say I don't much appreciate the threats. Shall we keep this civil? There's no need for such frivolous behavior.
Ah, have I forgotten? I must apologize, I forgot you quite like jumping rather quickly to conclusions. I am no killjoy. On the contrary, I work in the city same as you.
i'm not threatening you, my dear friend, i am simply following protocol. if you're also a so-called city worker, you should know this, hm?
but i'll humour you. what might your job be?
You said that you had the power to make sure I did not see the sun rise. It would be a capital mistake to not see that as a threat. I will also have you know my protocols do not include threatening one's life.
Ah.. it is of no importance here, hum? Isn't that what you said about your rank?
ah-huh... i see. you're quite funny for a killjoy, aren't you? while i admit this has been entertaining, you're breaking the law by invading company waves. a team will be sent out shortly.
There will? You may not have noticed, but you don't seem to be in that position. To be quite honest.. once you use the same threat twice, it shows you either do not possess the means to go through with it, or you lack the mental fortitude.
And I can see quite clearly that you are not the kind to hesitate against a "killjoy" such as myself, as you say.
hm.
[the clicking sound of what seems to be a lighter can be faintly heard through the static of the radio.]
killjoy or not, you sure do talk a lot. for the sake of keeping this interesting conversation alive, i'll entertain you with this: what might your job be since you're a so-called-city worker? by your attitude, you seem to know more about my own job than myself! go on, then.
Ah, I guess it is only fair, since I already know of yours. The city decided I am their problem solver, and appointed me to be their detectiveâand as a detective, I seek the unbiased truth.
As for the truth, I will say that you are a smoker? Not many people carry a lighter on their person unless they are. Or are, I suppose, an arsonist... Ah, but I only jest!
detective, eh? that's a new one. but i suppose i'll believe you for now. the only thing i'm stuck on is you "seeking the unbiased truth" - don't tell me you empathise with killjoys now, hm?
ha. you're quite the character. but your observation on my smoking habits have not at all impressed me. perhaps it's time for you to look into a different career path, friend.
The truth is in no one persons' favourâit is only a means of understanding. If you believe there is only one truth: one for Battery City, and solely lies against it, you would be incorrect. That is all it is.
Well, I was just stating an observation, no need to be such a hostile character. The lot of you are all so uncivilized in normal conversation.
ah-huh... I see. that's a very interesting perspective to have. one that could almost be deemed as... rebellious? wouldn't you agree, detective?
oh! well i apologise, i didn't mean to come across as hostile at all! it seems we might've gotten off on the wrong foot. . . "the lot of you"? saying something like that makes it seem as if you're almost against the cause! but i'm sure that's not the case, hm? say, how about we catch up over a coffee just to clear the air? i'd never want to make an enemy out of a fellow coworker. after all, we're on the same side of things, right?
What makes the truth rebellious? Can you answer that, exterminator?
No, noâI said that it purely because seems many of your profession seem to lack.. shall I say.. tact? Not that I am opposed to the people, but rather their unnecessary behavior.
I would not mind a cup of coffee. We are coworkers, after all.
well, it's not the truth when it's simply killjoy propaganda, is it? it seems as if you don't know right from wrong, a skill that i thought you would have possessed.
hm... generalising a group of people that hold up the very foundation of this city is not a good look for you! all behaviour is necessary when dealing with convicts. convicts that will do anything in their power to break down this very civilisation you and i, as loyal employees, have worked so very hard to build. i would hope you agree. although, this conversation is resulting in me beginning to question how you even landed this job in the first place...
then it's settled! we shall meet up, and put our differences aside. i'm sure this was all just one big miscommunication.
I see many cannot tell "truth" from "propaganda". I see.. this is most interesting.
(The brief sound of writing)
Ah! Well, I assure you that I am no convict, nor am I an enemy. As for your question, I mostly work for myselfâhowever, the city requires my assistance in many cases.
Yes, I am most sure that it is. Well! Which one shall we meet at? I may be a detective, but I am no mind reader.
ah, i see - you work independently. that makes a lot of sense as to how you do things... in your own way.
we can meet up at the cafe outside the offices if you're free at lunch today? i'm very keen to put a face to the name, detective! :)
Yes, that is how I prefer it.
I am quite keen myself. Well, I will see you at lunch.
see you :)
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Ah.. strange fellow.
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