DestractMeMe

You need to recognize that Madonna's "Vogue" from the 1990 VMAs is the greatest performance of all time/.

You need to know why K'Ronikka might spell doom for mankind. If you love it as much as I do, here's the music video.

You need to listen to Momma Dee -- mother of Lil Scrappy, (ex) pimp, the hero #weDeserve.

You need to experience this creative take on singing. The artist has released multiple albums, and "Blueberry Pancakes" is available for $0.99 on Amazon. Reviews have been brutal, but you might like it.

You need to get swept away by the Magic School Bus into somebody's digestive tract.

You need to listen to the Portland Cello Project cover Yeezy's "All of the Lights."

You need to wonder why there would be a Japanese TV show that set generally useless English phrases to calisthenics.  Such is Zuiiken' English.  The Japanese must have a poor impression of the United States.  If these videos are to be believed, tourists should prepare to get robbed, suffer diarrhea, get offended, and otherwise have a terrible time.

You need to meet Mr. G.  Singer, dancer, actor, drama teacher at Summer Heights High.

You need to listen to comedian John Mulaney recount the greatest meal he's ever had.  This answers the question: what might happen if you go to a diner's jukebox and select Tom Jones's "What's New Pussycat" to play 20 times.

You need to witness this awesomely cringeworthy rap from Teen Witch. If you didn't know what Fremdschämen was before, you do now.

You need to see how Ja'mie handled her first day at public school.

You need to grapple with the tough questions. Get back at me when you figure out how da f**k we posta to keep peace.

You need to understand that young Victoria will stop at nothing to have a baby.  Update: Victoria's priorities have changed.  Most would say this is for the better.