Margarita Has A Strange Appeal

maybe if i post Fat fuck ill calm down.

did it work

yea :)

maybe if i reblog Fat fuck ill calm down.

ANIMAL collective

peeling a clementine is so easy. it comes so naturally. its inviting… the clementine WANTS to be peeled. its melancholic, sanguine… but an orange? whats an orange but a nuisance… the orange torments and mocks with its brute strength. it exists only to create chaos. next time you decide to indulge in a citrus delight, heed my word. choose the clementine 

emotionally? the year is 1875 and i have tuberculosis

i’m oscillating between dimensions y’all want anything

winter is tough, but this is the price we pay for persephone being able to peg her husband in peace, so just accept it

please put some respect on patton oswalt’s name

Started watching Letterkenny please stand by while I devote all of my energy (be it mental, physical, or spiritual) to its glory.

men be like: oh no,, my ego, my poor ego! oh woman, could you spare a stroke? stroke my ego just once? oh, you refuse? that’s fine, i don’t mind. i diagnose you with whore