how dare you treat me like this dont you know im neurodivergent and *remembers i’m over 18* a major

can’t wait to be a 40 year old woman who’s healed from her trauma and loves going grocery shopping and lives with lifelong but manageable mental illness. and gives people nice presents on their birthdays. and I’m looking forward to being 75 and sitting on the porch in the summer when the sun is shining.

wonder why it’s called that

This sent me down a massive historical rabbit hole, but, long story short: it’s called Romania because there were once Romans there.

This caught me at just the right time that I dig a long, loud “Hehehehohohoho” laugh alone in my house with only my cats for company

sometimes all it takes is one cool breeze and i'm like. wow.. i'm going to live the fullest life everything is so great and i am so grateful and alive

Anyone have that image of Brian griffin and his brother and it says like dni if you’re not a gay communist furry and they’re pole dancing

Come on guys I’m not asking for much here

stop having casual sex with men

i only have sex with men on nightmare difficulty like a real gamer

The worst thing in the entire world is when you’re sweeping a big pile of dirt into a dustpan and it leaves that little coke line of grit behind. No matter how you position your pan or your broom and no matter how many times you sweep over it your outcome cannot change. As immovable as fate. I hate it so

Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

oouuh, oouuuhhh!! we are hiring! we are hiring!! we are sooOO desperate for workers we will take anyone !! OOUUHH labor shortage!!!! pleaze let us hire you!! ouuUUUHuuuUhh................ Your application has been rejected. You are not what we're looking for at this time. We're sorry.

intense mosh pit going on at the punk concert and I'm standing in the center dancing like a peanuts character completely untouched as the crowd rages around me