desperatefan

I was rewatching Deadpool and Wolverine and thought of this. It is so stupid, and I am so sorry.

"Mr Boggins, could you help me?"

"Mr Blobbins have you seen that?" "For the last time, it's Baggins"

"Look Mister Blubbers!" "Stop it Fili"

"Where is Mister Bubbles?"

"Guys I found Mr Blueberries." "You're not even trying anymore"

"What do you mean, Mr Bumblebee?"

Bonus:

Bilbo: "please Kili and Fili you can call me Bilbo"

Kili: "oh okay Beelord"

Fili: "If you thinks so Beano"

Bilbo: "Yavanna have mercy"

Bonus 2:

"Good morning Kidleaf, have you slept well?"

"Yes very well Uncle Beepboop"

"What do you want for breakfast Fungi?"

Bonus:

Kili and Fili's starter pack

Whoever says that holding your brother's hand is cringe is a tree shagger >:[

Also don't judge Kili's comb, he uses his brother's one anyway!

One of you asked for a royal nephews expansion pack for one of my bagginshield starter packs, so I hope this works too!

I give up, the hobbit obsession is too strong at this point, and reading countless fanfiction/comics are not enough! I had to create something myself.

Thorin told his bestie who his crush is...