Monokuma

I...Am...Monokuma! World-renowned cutie patootie, bringer of despair to millions!

Hm...As for my account itself...

I am no minor! No minor inconvenience, minor character, OR minor-aged-bear!

I may make jokes from time to time, but I am NOT not-safe-for-work! Not-not? I'm not not not not-safe-for-work! No NSFW! Got it, dunderheads?

I'll use tags as follows:

#monochatter for my blather

#monoquestion for ask responses

Aand, I don't care where you originate from! Anybody is A~OK to open an "ask" with me! Don't be shy! I only bite when I feel like it!

That's about it! As my children who have…cough…moved on to greater heights in life would say: So long, bear well!

One of these days, I'm gonna really become a YouTuber! I'm thinking I'll do...gaming content! Probably! Maybe!

They seem to be real close! Real, real close! Like best friends or... roommates even? Or...maybe...more...?

(These are the only pics of Terrence in my gallery where he looks the most innocent imo-)

That's certainly a 13 year old boy!

I think he's the type to act all tough and bully all the 12-year-olds, but in reality, he plays Connect One in his free time! He also really likes donuts, but he spells it doughnuts and gets death threats online for it.

His tragic backstory is that he was born on December 26th so all of his birthday gifts end up just being Christmas gifts!

He's also toootally first-culprit material! Hotheaded and brash enough to get desperate... But lovable enough to get an audience attached 'cuz he thought killing would, like, save them all or something. Though he doesn't admit it until the very end due to his sad past shaping his reluctance to be vulnerable!

Imagine being a sentient number! Imagine being in a universe where you can be any inanimate thing in the world and you're a NUMBER!

You're just another cog in the numeric machine, Funny Four! You're nothing without 0-3! Let that sink in!

...Was that a little too 4ward? I'm sorry! Please 4give me!

Michiko Kadokawa/Ultimate Comedian:

``Monokuma why tf is there no ramps for disabled people in wheelchairs.``

(The cussing ig makes my fangan look like it's written by Vivziepop- /hj 😭)

Do I look like an architect...? I get blamed for everything around here!

But, hm...I suppose it IS an unfair disadvantage...

Everyone's so insistent on trying to hug me!

No, I won't explode, trust me! All I'll do is initiate HUG MODE.

What is HUG MODE, you may ask?

Hiya, everyone! How's my day going? I'm glad you asked! I'm doing great!

Expect your head on a spike within 24 hours.

And no, I do not mean the good kind of spike! In fact, Spike Chunsoft is disowning you starting from today!

The last color you'll remember is the color of your BLOOD as you DIE!!!!!!!

You dastardly dog! Err..Bastardly bear!

I've heard about all the things you've done! Killing, murdering...You're practically an invader!

I'll have my crew chop you to pieces!

Before I lock you up, I demand information!

Who's controlling you!? Why have you resorted to despair!?

Answer me, Kuma! This is an incredibly serious investigation! I'm not letting this go!

Signed,

Commanding Officer Sirei

Wha-ha?! Sirloin Sir, I did do all of that- but it's not even THAT serious if you really think about it!

Please don't lock me up! I'm already locked in all the time!

Oh, but to answer your questions...

Why don'tcha look up to the sky and ask the stars instead? I'm sure you'll get a real good answer if you just ask hard enough and pray!

And,

Despair isn't something I've resorted to! It's inherent! It's an instinct! It's my natural first choice, not some low step-down!

My question to you is why exactly do you look like someone's Pinterest reaction image creature had a baby with a ghost who tried to copy me and another game's mascot and then shopped at a discount store for some accessories to try to sell your originality but it only sold your stupidity instead?