gay dating with allergies is impossible every fine bitch has a cat

if you resell t shirts online for more than $40 you need to be shot like a sick dog

giving someone a cartier love bracelet is basically putting a collar on them

i need to become famous so i can be the faceclaim for peoples mary sue ocs

Not me losing friends because I’m too sexy

I love you memory foam I love you weighted blanket I love you brown noise I love you naptime

supreme court kill yourselves 

sometimes i feel bad for people on the internet because they dont know how sexy i am 

do not feel bad for grown adults who have no friends. there is a reason why 

Straight people should not be allowed to say homosexual. I have never heard one say it normally like the way they annunciate it sounds like they’re 3 seconds away from murdering every gay bitch on earth

one of my mutuals talked abt hating mcr so i had to unfollow

all my mutuals keep following each other and i see every post a minimum of 5 times im going to shoot myself in the head 

I’m sick of these “ millennials are the worst” / “gen z are the worst” arguments. Everyone is annoying except for me 

hey guys remember when parasite won best picture <3