ivy

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

"I'm a top" "I'm a bottom" okay???? Well I call the mansion not a house but a tomb?? I'm always choking on the stench and the fumes??? The wedding party all collapse in the room? So send my resignation to the bride and the groom?!?!??

if mr. beast opened a top surgery clinic would it be called Mr. Breast

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The problem I have with "unalive" is that its so fucking swagless at least in cartoons when they were told to tone it down for the kiddos and couldnt use kill and hell they used destroy and shadow realm or whatever but unalive???? 0 effort 0 cool its an embarrassment

They told Europe they'd see them again very soon. They said they'd play Helena next time they're in Oklahoma. Another tour is literally inevitable right now. I'm foaming at the mouth.

"everyone being gay in the 80s is unrealistic" babes not only do they have interdimensional monsters and telekinesis but they also have songs from 1995 playing in 1983 and 1986 but pop off ig