Stressed. Depressed. But Well Dressed.

What do you mean?? I took one whole day off! Why am I not immediately recovered from years of barely scraping by at subsistence level???

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

Yeah okay that’s fair

I’m fine I’m fine I’m not crying

i’m so sorry bulgarian bottoms

You know what? I think Shane Madej deserves more credit for being literally the only man in the genre to actually walk the talk that he doesn’t believe in this shit. Other shows will be like “I am so SKEPTICAL I am a hardcore DEBUNKER” and then *two seconds later meme* “holy shit dude shadow people truly do control the government and Hillary Clinton hired the men in black to kill people, oh my god it’s all connected!” Ladies, if a man says he’s a skeptic, then he better be prepared to lie on a demon pentagram and laugh when a flashlight turns on and says it wants to kill him. Never settle for anything less.

Ryan Bergara also deserves credit for being the only man in the genre able to admit when he’s wrong.