YOU MAY BE A DESIGNER IF...

That uncomfortable moment when you discover your boss doesn't have the slightest idea of what a wireframe is/does

Looking through business card templates online is the quickest way to get a small ego boost.

I want everyone to like us on Twitter = I live under a rock

"This is a project with a very large budget" ...said no client ever.

Can you add pictures and colors to the wireframe? = I'm a terrible human being.

A typo on a menu is an insult to society.

You want to do a public service announcement on double spacing after periods. Seriously.

A dolphin dies every time the account exec asks you if the file is print ready.

You have a feeling your work may be a tad lame, but then you look in the mirror and say to yourself: "at least it's not Papyrus."

The phrase "back to the drawing board" sounds corny in your line of work.

The phrase "convert text to outline" makes you feel accomplished.

You hope the person who laid out that 10 page form in PowerPoint burns in hell.

you have a special place in your heart for those who name their layers.