The Bloodied Birb King

honestly “you shouldve killed me when you had the chance” is probably the funniest thing you can say after minorly inconveniencing someone and i plan to say it always

every class is art class if you dont care enough

i have no good posts today im sorry guys

Little girl takes two huge dogs and toy dog for a walk. [video]

imagine you getting a job at a gamestop and your manager is the type of guy to chug a whole monster energy drink and then say “haha level up!” and he does that every day.

this is oddly specific are you ok

I Am Fantastic Thanks for Asking

@descriptively-angry

concept: a heterosexual man and a heterosexual woman. they are friends. neither is secretly in love with the other. They spend time together, just the two of them, and don’t feel the need to hook up. Their spouses don’t worry about them.

gasps heard from every tv station