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@descimatedcroakernightmares
hi boars and whores, tadpoles and lost souls.
my name is Denise. you may also refer to me as DeeDee, Nessie, or the Cunty Queen of Cooch.
i am here to halt the croaker movement (and perchance, protect my darling mis from her demonic wife, miss piggy).
no DNI list, all are welcome here :)
my heart weeps for my dear mis
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Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.
I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.
Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.
Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.
Goodbye, Homosapiens
i love the croakerverse
Are you alive? Since alot has happen, plus milton hates muppet joker, and number 5 thinks he outgrown the rivalry you guys shared
i have no idea wht the fuck is happening
Babe wtf about Milton having your dad’s ashes?
he broke into my house and stole my dad’s ashes. i keep them in a tupperware container on a kitchen counter so it feels like we’re still cooking together like we used to 😔
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hello denise. thoughts on your rival dating the olipop admin?
WHAT
Everyday without Denise is one more day of sorrow (and by that I mean I hope you’re doing well and are okay)
hii thank u to this lovely human and all others who sent me sweet asks!!
my personal life has gotten quite busy and i haven’t had enough time to be on here to catch up on everything since the start of august
i’m leaving this blog up and i might occasionally post still just not nearly as often cuz there’s so much lore i’ve missed
but i just wanted to address it so everyone knows im okay <3
Milton has brought me Kermit's ashes. He walked all the way to the old apartment to do so... Oh Milton...
how
how the FUCK did you get my dad’s ashes???? why did milton steal him???
Thinking about all that women have gone through and experiencing a Dark Eve kinshift. MEN DO NOT TALK TO ME OR YOU WILL GET CUT BY MY FIRE SWORD!!!!!!!!
Have you heard?? It's International Clown Week! A whole week of clown!
Time To Start Honking People
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honestly miss piggy could get it if she wasn’t a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, cuntless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit
the fact the pig bitch STILL hasn’t seen this is getting on my nerves. come fight me you worm
honestly miss piggy could get it if she wasn’t a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, cuntless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit
Welcome back, Denise. It's good to see you again!
thank you truther steve 🫡
Glad to see you posting again! Hope you’re doing well!
thank you friend!!
Oh shit yeah croaker's bigender now, he/she pronouns
okay slay for her tbh
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If you use your brain, you will realize that not of this is real!! Muppet Joker is some weird guy who wanted to make some kind of crazy performance art. He probably made a reddit account posed as his uncle or his character uncle and made up a story. While, of course, posting on his tumblr so people know who to look for. Then he probably makes all these muppet jokers accounts or at least have people/friends manage them. Kept updates here and there in the reddit accounts as his uncles but abandoned it once it no longer needed.
Then, as the days passed, he realized if he kept adding weird lore to his story. He gets tons of view. Examples of his roommates now have tumblr accounts, and if you scroll down, you realize each roommate hasn't posted anything until the day kermit was like "hey my roommates has tumblr accounts!"
I wanted to see more until I fully got enough evidence. Now I clearly say after the reddit post of the guy who is getting the health department to check the roommate house. That colter is just some crazy weird guys who either have too much time on his hands and have friends to help him out, or he is running this all by himself.
this is the most delusional ask i’ve ever read
The last supper, June 22nd 2024
