ihartpastulaflowrs

Probably because most people who are competent at murder aren't edgy 16 year olds.

Unknown came back the first day completely covered in mashed potatoes and frosting. When I asked it what happened, it told me the other survivors threw food at it.

This isn’t even accounting for everything my murder hobo boyfriends have been ranting about. Sure, going invisible is fun and novel the first couple of times, but now, I can’t believe I’m admitting this, I feel bad every time like, Susie from the Legion or the poor Demogorgon lose track of me just because I decided to stuff my face with food of questionable quality and unsatisfying flavor. Demo makes the saddest dog noises ever, it’s not fair.

Apparently the pallets sometimes go unbreakable too, and I only learned about this because the Wraith was chasing me at one point, I drop the pallet that’s upstairs in Crotus Prenn, and he let out the longest most disappointed sigh as he stared at it and then walked away.

And I know damn well how mean some of us survivors can be :( all my Dannys have ranted enough, and watching Unknown slink away to the theater rafters still dripping with food gunk is really starting to make me hate this stupid fucking banquet.

The food tastes bad anyways, and the new masks are ugly as fuck.

Unknown came back the first day completely covered in mashed potatoes and frosting. When I asked it what happened, it told me the other survivors threw food at it.

This isn’t even accounting for everything my murder hobo boyfriends have been ranting about. Sure, going invisible is fun and novel the first couple of times, but now, I can’t believe I’m admitting this, I feel bad every time like, Susie from the Legion or the poor Demogorgon lose track of me just because I decided to stuff my face with food of questionable quality and unsatisfying flavor. Demo makes the saddest dog noises ever, it’s not fair.

Apparently the pallets sometimes go unbreakable too, and I only learned about this because the Wraith was chasing me at one point, I drop the pallet that’s upstairs in Crotus Prenn, and he let out the longest most disappointed sigh as he stared at it and then walked away.

And I know damn well how mean some of us survivors can be :( all my Dannys have ranted enough, and watching Unknown slink away to the theater rafters still dripping with food gunk is really starting to make me hate this stupid fucking banquet.

The food tastes bad anyways, and the new masks are ugly as fuck.

Unknown came back the first day completely covered in mashed potatoes and frosting. When I asked it what happened, it told me the other survivors threw food at it.

This isn’t even accounting for everything my murder hobo boyfriends have been ranting about. Sure, going invisible is fun and novel the first couple of times, but now, I can’t believe I’m admitting this, I feel bad every time like, Susie from the Legion or the poor Demogorgon lose track of me just because I decided to stuff my face with food of questionable quality and unsatisfying flavor. Demo makes the saddest dog noises ever, it’s not fair.

Apparently the pallets sometimes go unbreakable too, and I only learned about this because the Wraith was chasing me at one point, I drop the pallet that’s upstairs in Crotus Prenn, and he let out the longest most disappointed sigh as he stared at it and then walked away.

And I know damn well how mean some of us survivors can be :( all my Dannys have ranted enough, and watching Unknown slink away to the theater rafters still dripping with food gunk is really starting to make me hate this stupid fucking banquet.

The food tastes bad anyways, and the new masks are ugly as fuck.

I mean… at least they’re having fun?

It’s also funny as hell whenever Wesker steals the mori from Devil. He gets SO MAD.

Daniel gave the cowboy gun guy the DIRTIEST look when he tried, it’s sweet he’s so possessive <3 even though I died immediately after LOL

Wait, its 2v8 again?

I thought that just happened!

Also I'm still recovering from the entity smashing my kneecaps in.

@thatcatghostinred

[STT START]

Well... My need for the serum does tend to spike during the trials, and that combined with the immediate side effects does tend to make me seem quite ravenous to the survivors.

No, I don't die without the serum. Sure, yes, I require atleast one injection per day to keep myself from withdrawals, but I wont die if I don't inject myself.

Also, I'm pretty sure I already tried that.

so does the serum work like meth? Cocaine? Heroin? Gimme a reference here.

(Also can you put in a good word with Danny okay byeeeee)

[STT START]

It is apparently similar to "modern day steroids", as I have been told.

It simply enhances the users capabilitys, namely speed. I also feel immense discomfort and possibly even pain with abstinence, except that is barely an issue considering that the entity is kind enough to grant me infinite amounts of it.

Sure. Whatever "roided up" means.

You are welcome.

[START STT]

How does it feel not being in the killer duos anymore? Hah!

[END STT]

@descendbeyondthelimits

it's all because of that military guy who everyone thinks is us

Damn.

You sure that isn't you?

On another note, when did they get flashlights. My eyes hurt more then they usually do. And ears. They also have flashbangs.

Those are what those are called right? The things that the survivors drop on the ground to blind and deafen you?

hiy

itss me

the entitt gave me a werd brik that i can talk too peoplle with and yor the frst persson i saw

also look i cn tern my text organg

//the wiki doesnt show which era the blight/talbot lived in so im just gonna assume that he lived before phones were a thing//

Good grief, Dr. Grimes. Perhaps work on your spelling before you text me again, this is horrendous.

hiy

itss me

the entitt gave me a werd brik that i can talk too peoplle with and yor the frst persson i saw

also look i cn tern my text organg

//the wiki doesnt show which era the blight/talbot lived in so im just gonna assume that he lived before phones were a thing//

Good grief, Dr. Grimes. Perhaps work on your spelling before you text me again, this is horrendous.

ohghey

yore the othfer faast one rite

i jusgst got this weerd lookinh brick that eye can tallk to peeple with

i cn turn my textt organge

yeah hi. you're Mr Grimes aren't you?? you're really freaky. I like the way your mouth is shaped.

and yeah that's a phone. I don't know what kind you've got but it's a phone. like the telephone but small and wireless and it has buttons you type with instead, if that makes more sense to your idk 1700s brain.

also why does your spelling suck balls, man???? jeez

I can also change the color of my text though look at this shit

Hehe Blue text, bitches!!!

alsobi havent sean any dixtioansayrys for nlong time.