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@derrymayor
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you can now find the mayor at my it multimuse. currently under construction.
Hey, quick question: what the fuck.
" either you get out of here right now or i will have you forcibly removed. hope your bum lungs can get you from here to the door, tiny tim. β
I heard the mayor nearly lost the last election to a seven year old.
βFALSE. a seven-year-old is not legally allowed to run for office. even if they were, the seven-year-old in question does not have the political prowess to run a successful campaign. βΒ
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I heard you're actually the clown that's eating kids.
βi have no idea what youβre referring to. children are not being eaten or harmed in any way, and, according to the latest census, there are no clowns currently residing in derry.β
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jsyk the mayor is still mayor when the losers return in 2016
rex (25) Β β my eldest son, a product of my first marriage to a soul-sucking harpy. he is... acceptable. he lives in spokane with his longtime roommate, jeff. he works in sales. i think. actually, he might be a counselor of some sort. iβll ask him during our yearly visit.Β β
trent (24) Β βanother product of my terrible first marriage. a disappointing product. if i ordered him from amazon, i would leave a one star review. i would leave zero stars if that were possible. trent is full of himself. just because he gets straight aβs his whole life, he deserves my respect? just because he gets accepted to an ivy league school, he should get preferential treatment? just because he is in medical school, i should kiss his oversized feet? no. NO. trent is entitled and unpleasant and i prefer not to discuss him in public or in my personal life.
herbert (20) Β β we barely see each other. he lived with his mother during the majority of his upbringing. he has offensively red hair and is going to culinary school, so i try not to give him much thought. β
deputy mayor (13) Β β i had high hopes for this one. he is the product of my second marriage, which ended when his mother abruptly moved away without taking anything with her. of course iβve heard from her. i just donβt want to discuss the matter further, as it is still very painful for me. anyway, about D.M. his mother had an impressive background. i thought our combined genes would produce a child worthy of my admiration and legacy. i knew by the time he turned four that he did not, in fact, have what it takes. he has a regrettable fascination with pokemon cards and barely speaks above a whisper. i may have his name changed so i can use deputy mayor for a future, more competent child. β
bradley (10) Β β at present, i am not at liberty to speak about him. β
jeremy (8) Β β the second son of my second marriage. i only talk to him when necessary. he has a lot of demands. βdaddy, play with me. daddy, will you come to my choir concert? daddy, i had a bad day. can we talk about it?β ridiculous, right? he whines all the time. he even asked if he could be in the fourth of july parade with me. of course he canβt, but heβs too self-involved to figure that out on his own. β
orenthal (5) Β β i was engaged to his mother for a short time. we separated shortly after his birth. i named him after a personal hero of mine, o.j. simpson. i hoped that such a strong name would drive him in life, but i do not see that happening as of now. he loves to fingerpainting, but the pieces he shows me resemble literally nothing. he has no talent. β
tad (2) Β βmy son with my current wife. he is two and, therefore, has no real personality and is not a full person at this point. i donβt have much to say about him. i might in a few years if he every has anything worthwhile to say. i doubt it, though. β
β i guess now is as good a time as any to make this announcement: my wife and i are expecting our second child, another son, this april. hopefully this one will not be a complete and utter disappointment. β
When are you running for president mr mayor
β iβm so glad you asked, patrick. i think you have a knack for journalism. the second-rate reporters in this town could stand to take some pointers. anyway, as of now, i am keeping my political aspirations close to the vest. but trust and believe that i am certainly making plans, and you will be the first to know when iβm ready to go public. Β β

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"who's russell crowe? is he a crow that steals your fries when you walk home from mcdonald's? i know that crow. he's a jackass."
β my boy, if a crow is able to steal your food, then you did not deserve that food in the first place. this is natural selection in action. regardless, i am not speaking of a crow. i am speaking of the most DISGUSTING man on this planet, a talent-less hack with an annoying accent and an objectively bad face. β
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β we are having this incident investigated by our top-notch police force. the quality of our food is of the utmost importance in derry. β
π¬ + russell crowe is the best actor of his generation
β I WILL HAVE YOU ARRESTED FOR LIBEL. β
"Mr. Mayor, what are your thoughts on our pest issue in the local sewage system?"
" iβm not sure what youβre referring to, young lady. the only creatures in our sewer system are rats. do you want me to wage war against rats? is that what you want your parentβs precious tax dollars going towards? i suggest enrolling in an economics class, wednesday addams, and stop spreading false information about our perfectly functional and state-of-the-art sewer system. β
" franklin - FRANKLIN! whatever the hockstetter boy asks for, you get him. no questions asked. he is an invaluable part of this administration and should be treated as such. β
@derryassistantβ @leechfearedβ

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"Ok but can you be BRIBED for me to get into the parade? I've got 45 dollars I made from mowing lawns.... C'mon Mr. Mayor I REALLY wanna ride on that float."
" BRIBERY? are you bribing a public official, young man? i treat my position with the utmost respect and would never sully the office of mayor by taking a bribe from an entitled little twerp. FRANKLIN! FRANKLIN! throw this boy away. β
shit not to bring up with the mayor: the sewers. "missing" children. his second wife disappearing moving away suddenly. russell crowe. any "wrongdoing" by patrick. at least half of his sons, especially trent (acting like he's a big shot after getting into medical school. fucking nerd). all the documents on him that happen to be missing. rumors of covering up his criminal record.